Buffy Quotes

1. "Put it this way, how do you feel about the supernatural?""I'm fine with it," Molly replied coolly. "I used to watch Charmed and Buffy and all those shows."Gabriel winced slightly. "This isn't quite the same thing.""Okay, well, listen to this. Last week my horoscope in Cosmo told me I was going to meet an enchanting strangerand this guy on the bus gave me his phone number. I'm a total believer now.""Yeah, you've really seen the light," Xavier said under his breath."Did you know that Sagittarians have a problem with sarcasm?" Molly snapped."That would be very enlightening, except I'm a Leo.""Yeah, well, everyone knows they're a pack of assholes!""My God, you're like talking to a rock.""You're a rock!"
Author: Alexandra Adornetto

2. "Buffy caught an unexpected movement from the corner of her eye. She turned to see Xander/Sarah holding an object while he/she rushed toward the Master with murderous intentions. "No!" Buffy exclaimed. "Use a stake! Not a steak!" Sarah stopped in fron of the grill and struck the Master several times on the chest and shoulders with the piece of meat."
Author: Arthur Byron Cover

3. "She reached down to help him stand. "Where did you learn that move?" he asked."From an old movie on TV," said Buffy proudly. "I think it starred somebody - Flynn, or maybe what's-his-name - Lancaster, I forget which. Are we done?""No, we must complete the session." He rubbed his back and groaned. "As difficult as that might prove to be.""Okay! But don't say I didn't warn you - I've been watching a lot of old movies lately.""I was afraid of that." Stiffly, Giles assumed a fighting position. "This is called a wombat stance-""Looks more like a drunken squirrel to me," Buffy giggled."
Author: Arthur Byron Cover

4. "Everyone's really sweet, really nice. The 'Buffy' fans always ask me to do Kendra's lines in Kendra's accent."
Author: Bianca Lawson

5. "Buffy Summers: (to Spike) "I could NEVER be your girl!"
Author: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Writers

6. "How come she couldn't have a nice supernatural life like the girls on Charmed or even Buffy? They all had friends. Even on Supernatural, the boys had each other. What did she have? Nothing, but one damed traitor after another."
Author: Caroline Hanson

7. "Black suits you," he commented."Don't get any ideas, Romeo."His frown curled into a slow grin, at once mocking and devastatingly handsome. "Ah, Shakespeare. 'How silver sweet lovers' tongues by night, like softest music to attending ears.'" He laughed. "Saw the movie, did you?""I also saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I said. "Guess which one I liked better."
Author: Cecily White

8. "On 'Buffy' I wasn't all that high on the totem pole as far as responsibility and screen time."
Author: Charisma Carpenter

9. "I totally kicked Ashman ass over there! I was all like hi-yah and you wanna piece of me? I was a super slayer! Buffy's got nothing on me." …"It was life and death out there, guys. Life and death. They just kept coming at me and I just kept putting them down … I mean, sure, I screamed like a girl a few times and accidentally stabbed myself at the beginning, but still."
Author: Chelsea Fine

10. "Is Buffy the Vampire Slayer her personal savior?Because that would bum you out?The slaying part would, yeah. Not the Joss part. We all love Joss."
Author: Chloe Neill

11. "Burada ki gizem avcisi benim ama onlar ne yapiyorlar? Gidip senin gibi Ingiliz Edebiyatiyla kafayi bozmus anti-sosyal kisiligi vampire dönüstürüyorlar! Dizideki vampir avcisi Buffy'nin bile yüregi ciz etmistir.Gerçi..." deyip degerlendiren gözle beni süzdü. "Senden çok iyi arastirma malzemesi, olurdu."
Author: Chloe Neill

12. "Joss Whedon who created 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer,' 'Angel,' and all that... he is a genius."
Author: Christian Kane

13. "He found Fraden, the department head, exactly how he hoped she'd be. They soon had a standing date to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer every Tuesday night at her house. As"
Author: D.T. Max

14. "I literally remember when I made my audition tape for 'Buffy'. I went to the Arsenal Mall. I got my outfit at Contempo Casuals in the Arsenal Mall and put some safety pins in my jeans. I remember telling whoever the clerk was that I was making a tape for 'Buffy', and they were so excited."
Author: Eliza Dushku

15. "I don't get a chance to do many of my own stunts on 'Buffy' - none of us do. We have amazing stunt people who make us all look really believable and really good."
Author: Emma Caulfield

16. "My all-time favorite program in my entire life was 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'"
Author: Gail Collins

17. "The 'medium' is unaware of its attractiveness, that's all. Everyone loves comics. I've proven this to my own satisfaction by handing them out to acountants, insurance brokers, hairdressers, mothers of children, black belts, pop stars, taxi drivers, painters, lesbians, doctors etc. etc. The X-Files, Buffy, the Matrix, X-Men - mainstream culture is not what it once was when science fiction and comics fans huddled in cellars like Gnostic Christians dodging the Romans. We should come up into the light soon before we suffocate."
Author: Grant Morrison

18. "I thought of every strong woman I knew about—my mother, Muriel, my best friends . . . Buffy the Vampire Slayer . . . I would not back down. I would not surrender."
Author: Gwen Hayes

19. "Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!!"
Author: Jenn Cooksey

20. "Daemon cursed again and I moved, blocking him. "Who does that?" Daemon demanded.Heat rolled off his body. "Actually, Kiefer Sutherland did. In the original Buffy movie," he explained. When I continued to gape at him, he grimaced. "It was on TV a few nights ago. He threw one at Buffy and she caught it.""That was Donald Sutherland—the dad," Daemon corrected, much to my surprise.Blake shrugged"Same difference.""I'm not Buffy!" I yelled."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout

21. "There's an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that I've been thinking about a lot while writing this essay. In it, Buffy sacrifices her own life to save her sister, and right before she does, she tells her sister that the hardest thing to do in the world is to live - ironic words coming from someone about to kill herself for the greater good. As I'm writing this, I just keep thinking that Katniss never gets to sacrifice herself. She doesn't get the heroic death. She survives - and that leaves her doing the hardest thing in the world: living in it once so many of the ones she loves are gone."
Author: Jennifer Lynn Barnes

22. "We'd even devised the Buffy scale of life relationships: you start off wanting Xander, spend your twenties going out with Spike and setttle down with giles."
Author: Jenny Colgan

23. "I revisit old favorites like 'Buffy' and 'Battlestar Galactica' when I'm bored. I am obsessed with 'Scandal.' I love TV."
Author: Jessica Valenti

24. "Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Hos."
Author: Joss Whedon

25. "Tonight sucks. And look at me. Look at - look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy, too strong for construction work. And-and my job at the magic shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker."
Author: Joss Whedon

26. "I think Sarah Michelle Gellar has done some brilliant work as Buffy."
Author: Julie Benz

27. "Using supernatural beings to build the perfect weapon? Intriguing idea.""Not really," I said. "They did it on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A sub-par season. I slept through half the episodes."
Author: Kelley Armstrong

28. "If Eric's a demon," I said slowly, "that makes you a...""Rogue demon hunter."I blinked. "Lost in the Buffyverse, are we?""That show was a real pain in my ass," he muttered."
Author: Lori Handeland

29. "Did you see that? Buffy just staked that poor vampire. He had yet to even do anything untowared, he just crawled out of his grave and she staked him. That is just not right. She is taking out her problems with that Angel fellow on a vampire, that is what she is doing."
Author: Lynsay Sands

30. "Prague is a threshold.""A threshold?""Yes. Between the life of good and … the other."Sarah thought of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. "I'm not going to have to fight demons, am I?"
Author: Magnus Flyte

31. "What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?"I wish. "No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend's a vampire so I know a lot about their kind."Jayden shrinks back from me, wide-eyed."No, no. He's one of the good ones. Not all vampires are evil," I assure him."So…you're dating…Edward Cullen.""Sure, if you have to relate it all to a Stephenie Meyer book," I grudgingly agree. "But don't say that to Magnus's face. He's a card-carrying member of Team Jacob. Even has the T-shirt."
Author: Mari Mancusi

32. "I wrapped 'Buffy' and I always felt on 'Buffy' that they wanted to keep me younger for a specific reason. It seemed like I was getting younger every year that I was on the show. I think there was a reference to me being 15, then 14."
Author: Michelle Trachtenberg

33. "Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy," "avenge Buffy's death," and "don't die."
Author: Mira Grant

34. "I was that weird kid that checked out all of the non-fiction paranormal studies books from the library. I've always been fascinated by the supernatural, particularly movies and TV shows that manage to blend humor with the horror - 'Supernatural', 'Buffy', 'Angel.'"
Author: Molly Harper

35. "Buffy Anne Summers1981-2001Beloved sisterDevoted FriendShe saved the worldA lot"
Author: Mutant Enemy/Joss Whedon

36. "Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends...No hope. Take all that away... and what's left?Buffy: Me."
Author: Mutant Enemy/Joss Whedon

37. "Willow: I don't actually date a whole lot... lately.Buffy: Why not?Willow: Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or -or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.Buffy: It's not that bad!Willow: No, it is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.Buffy: You really haven't been dating lately. Well, my philosophy, do you wanna hear my philosophy?Willow: Yeah, I do!Buffy: Life is short.Willow: Life is short!Buffy: Not original, I'll grant you, but it's true. You know? Why waste time being all shy and worrying about some guy, and if he's gonna laugh at you. Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.Willow: Oh, that's nice!"
Author: Mutant Enemy/Joss Whedon

38. "I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed."
Author: Patricia Briggs

39. "I learned a lot that night—like how incredibly mind blowing ho-hos and wine coolers were together, how that you could discover the answers to life's most difficult questions by watching Buffy, but most of all, that no matter what was going on in life—a best friend could make it all seem bearable."
Author: Peggy Martinez

40. "Micheal sighed and closed his eyes for a moment'i'm not sure that was a good ideaclaire:it will be if you go see her tonight and tell her well watever oh but watch out shes gone all buffy with the stakes and things"
Author: Rachel Caine

41. "When your mom noticed me watching a Buffy rerun on the little TV on the doorman desk one slow night on the job, she admitted that watching Buffy was her shared solace with you after your dad left. She told me how you cry and cry for Buffy. You cry when Angel shows up to be Buffy's prom date even though they'd already recognized the futility of their true love and broken up. You cry when Buffy's mom is taken away by natural instead of supernatural causes. You cry when seasons six and seven really don't reflect the quality of seasons one through five except for the musical episode."
Author: Rachel Cohn

42. "Eastlake High makes Buffy's hellmouth look like a crack in the sidewalk."
Author: Rachel Vincent

43. "What do you privately consult about?"Haunted houses, exorcisms, that sort of thing," he answered.Wow. You're like-"Don't say it."-Giles from Buffy."He rolled his eyes. "If I had a quarter for every time someone saidthat."
Author: Rhiannon Frater

44. "Ultimately you want to do something in life that people will remember. And with Buffy, I did that. I don't feel like I need to achieve something. I just do it because it's fun. And that takes the pressure off."
Author: Sarah Michelle Gellar

45. "I had been acting since I was seven years old, but I had a combination of things happen at about the same time. 'Austin Powers' came out on DVD, I got a series regular gig on 'Buffy' and 'Can't Hardly Wait' came out."
Author: Seth Green

46. "I've noticed that girls between like 20 and 30 seem to know 'Can't Hardly Wait.' I got the goth kids who know 'Buffy.' I got this wide spectrum of people who range from like 8 to 13 who seem to know 'Scooby-Doo.' Then I get the international people who seem to know 'Austin Powers' and 'The Italian Job.'"
Author: Seth Green

47. "Out of my way, Dark-Hunter, or I'll kill her. (Daimon)You know, you should have stayed in your bolt-hole one more day. Tonight's Buffy night, and it's a whole new episode, too. Have you any idea how angry it makes me that I have to come out here in the freezing cold to slay you when I could be at home all toasty warm, watching Sarah Michelle Gellar kick ass in a halter top? (Wulf)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

48. "You know the legend. Stab them in the heart and they'll die. (Ravyn)Call me Buffy. I'm even blond, but don't ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset. (Susan)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

49. "And my mama drowned the dumb ones. I hear everything you're saying. There's a group of Buffys thinking we're the bad guys. Ain't my first rodeo, pup. It's been happening so long, they were called Helsings long before your daddy was a gleam in your granddaddy's eyes. Thank you, Hollywood and Stoker for that. Not like being undead didn't suck before. They just made it worse for us by cluing the rest of the world in that we exist. Now every goth with a thirst for immortality is cruising for us, begging us to bite them, and turn them. Did I ever tell you about that time when–" – Sundown "Sundown! I–" – Andy"You need to check that tone, boy. Remember, I used to kill people for a living, and I ain't been up long enough to have much tolerance right about now. Knock it down a notch before I forget that I'm supposed to actually like you." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

50. "The 'sitch'? Did you watch that Kim Possible movie again? You know it only makes you sad that you don't have a naked mole-rat of your very own.''One, I've been watching Buffy, not Kim Possible. And two, it is so not fair that Dad won't let me get a Rufus when he lets Angel keep that stupid turtle."
Author: Tammy Blackwell

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