Caviar Quotes

1. "Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room where her uncle had orchestrated the hijacking of eighty percent of the world's caviar when she was seven."
Author: Ally Carter

2. "On n'est pas le même selon qu'on a mangé du boudin ou du caviar; on n'est pas le même non plus selon qu'on vient de lire du Kant […] ou du Queneau."
Author: Amélie Nothomb

3. "She makes use of the soft of the bread for a napkin. She falls asleep at times with shoes on, on unmade beds. When a little money comes in, June buys delicacies, strawberries in the winter, caviar and bath salts."
Author: Anaïs Nin

4. "In my view, nineteen pounds of old books are at least nineteen times as delicious as one pound of fresh caviar."
Author: Anne Fadiman

5. "Those things don't happen today. I feel sorry for the kids in the industry today. They have on sunglasses, eat caviar in jet planes, but they'll never know the true feeling that we did."
Author: Ben E. King

6. "I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar."
Author: Beverly Sills

7. "Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish."
Author: Blair Waldorf

8. "French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar."
Author: Cameron Diaz

9. "I am very organic; I eat a lot of seeds. At home in the morning, I eat muesli with a banana. At noon, I mix a little bit of all the seeds I can find. I love quinoa. It's great - it cooks like rice and is better than caviar."
Author: Clotilde Hesme

10. "Accents are funny in that they have this odd draw for us, yet we forget we have one, too. No one is without an accent, but the one you've got seems like oatmeal to their caviar."
Author: Deb Caletti

11. "Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term."
Author: Eoin Colfer

12. "The cream and hot butter mingled and overflowed separating each glucose bead of caviar from its fellows, capping it in white and gold."
Author: Evelyn Waugh

13. "Honestly,' she said when they were out of Bruce's earshot, ‘he's as bad in the kitchen as you are. What do you people do on the servant's night off, anyway?' Lila looked Jessica straight in the eye. 'Cold lobster and caviar,' she said earnestly."
Author: Francine Pascal

14. "There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle."
Author: G.K. Chesterton

15. "Kate heard from Nick two weeks after the events in Hawesville. He invited her to a mansion on Broad Beach in Malibu. The place belonged to an actor who was shooting an eight-hour gothic miniseries in Bulgaria. Nick was an actor friend from England who was housesitting. At least that's what he told the neighbors.Kate wore her favorite date-night outfit of jeans, Glock, and navy FBI windbreaker. Nick had Tolberones and caviar set out."If I didn't know better I'd think you were trying to seduce me," Kate said, eyeing the Toblerones."You could be right," Nick said."
Author: Janet Evanovich

16. "The dish is...a fearsomely good combination of flavors and textures, the tapioca and the caviar playing tag with each other in the mouth."
Author: Jay Rayner

17. "We at length, when we had captured as many fish as we could possibly utilize, set about cleaning and preparing their flesh. Some we salted, some we dried like the herrings, some we treated like the tunny of the Mediterranean—we prepared them in oil. Of the roe of the sturgeon I decided to form caviare, the great Russian dish. I removed from it all the membranes by which it is surrounded, washed it in vinegar, salted it, pressed out all the moisture caused by the wet-absorbing properties of the salt, packed it in small barrels, and"
Author: Johann David Wyss

18. "From black-rimmed plates they ate turtle soup and eaten Russianrye bread, ripe Turkish olives, caviar, salted mullet-roe, smokedFrankfurt black puddings, game in gravies the colour of liquoriceand boot-blacking truffled sauces, chocolate caramel creams, plumpuddings, nectarines, preserved fruits, mulberries and heart-cherries;from dark coloured glasses they drank the wines of Limagne andRousillon, of Tenedoes, Val de Peñas and Oporto, and, after the coffeeand the walnut cordial they enjoyed kvass, porters and stouts."
Author: Joris Karl Huysmans

19. "I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar."
Author: Juan Pablo Montoya

20. "God didn't bless me with success so I could eat caviar every day."
Author: Kathie Lee Gifford

21. "Vomit began to spill out of me like pea soup, splattering the road with champagne and caviar, long island iced teas, of bacon appetizers and croissants, and a perfectly grilled filet mignonette. It had gone down easy, among the kiss ups of the lawyer world, but spewed out nastily and hard, in the company of a cheater."
Author: Keira D. Skye

22. "I should be soaring away with my head tilted slightly toward the gods, feeding on the caviar of Shakespeare. An actor must act."
Author: Laurence Olivier

23. "Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress."
Author: Ludwig Bemelmans

24. "Caviar is strange and disgusting. That popping texture, its like Space Dust for gourmets."
Author: Marian Keyes

25. "For me, true luxury can be caviar or a day with no meetings, no appointments and no schedule."
Author: Michael Kors

26. "Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes."
Author: Michael Kors

27. "Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar."
Author: Mickey Spillane

28. "Never listen to a leftist who does not give away his fortune or does not live the exact lifestyle he wants others to follow. What the French call "the caviar left," la gauche caviar, or what Anglo-Saxons call champagne socialists, are people who advocate socialism, sometimes even communism, or some political system with sumptuary limitations, while overtly leading a lavish lifestyle, often financed by inheritance—not realizing the contradiction that they want others to avoid just such a lifestyle. It is not too different from the womanizing popes, such as John XII, or the Borgias. The contradiction can exceed the ludicrous as with French president François Mitterrand of France who, coming in on a socialist platform, emulated the pomp of French monarchs. Even more ironic, his traditional archenemy, the conservative General de Gaulle, led a life of old-style austerity and had his wife sew his socks."
Author: Nassim Nicholas Taleb

29. "Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar."
Author: Nenia Campbell

30. "Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."
Author: Noel Coward

31. "Warren knows God doesn't chow down on Doritos or caviar. What he fails to see, however, is that there is no difference in principle between the old animal sacrifice theology and his own. Surely the same principle applies to emotional gratification. He is still manifestly talking about the care and feeding of God. His God, like an insecure boyfriend, seems to need emotional stroking."
Author: Robert M. Price

32. "So it's off with the shellsuit and on with the Armanis,Bring out the champagne and the caviar sarnies"
Author: Roger McGough

33. "Shah Ismail had fallen victim to the rarely used, great Uzbek anti-Shiite potato and sturgeon curse, which required quantities of potatoes and caviar which were not easy to amass, and a unity of purpose among the Sunni witches which was likewise difficult to achieve."
Author: Salman Rushdie

34. "At about this point I began to feel peculiar. I looked round me at all the rows of rapt little heads with the same silver glow on them at the front and the same black shadow on them at the back, and they looked like nothing more or less than a lot of stupid moon-brains. I felt in terrible danger of puking. I didn't know whether it was the awful movie giving me a stomach-ache or all that caviar I had eaten."
Author: Sylvia Plath

35. "Before a Cat will condescendTo treat you as a trusted friend,Some little token of esteemIs needed, like a dish of cream;And you might now and then supplySome caviare, or Strassburg Pie,Some potted grouse, or salmon paste —He's sure to have his personal taste.(I know a Cat, who makes a habitOf eating nothing else but rabbit,And when he's finished, licks his pawsSo's not to waste the onion sauce.)A Cat's entitled to expectThese evidences of respect.And so in time you reach your aim,And finally call him by his name."
Author: T.S. Eliot

36. "Even in a dream, even at a posh ball, the Nac Mac Feegle knew how to behave. You charged in madly, and you screamed... politely."Lovely weather for the time o' year, is it not, ye wee scunner!""Hey, jimmy, ha' ye no got a pommes frites for an ol'pal?""The band is playin' divinely, I dinna think!""Make my caviar deep-fried, wilya?"
Author: Terry Pratchett

37. "Dr. Lecter took off Krendler's runner's headband as you would remove the rubber band from a tin of caviar."
Author: Thomas Harris

38. "Sir Gerald Moore: I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart. And on the cart was a fresh turd. Her own, I suppose. The parents just shook their heads and smiled. I've made a big investment in you, Peter. Time and money, and it's not working. Now, I could just shake my head and smile. But in my house, when a turd appears, we throw it out. We dispose of it. We flush it away. We don't put it on the table and call it caviar."
Author: Tom Wolfe

39. "Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar."
Author: William E. Geist

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