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1. "He despised the words leaving his mouth, hating the way they made him feel. Exposed. Open. By a girl who didn't weigh more than his cock. A girl who stared at him with eyes of fire, who pushed buttons he didn't know he had, and had wormed her way inside a part of him that should be closed."
Author: Alessandra Torre
2. "I squirmed in my hiding spot. Do something, people," I urged. Say something. The silence dragged on. I imagined my first report to Maris. "We have underestimated our enemy. They are lethal. We are in serious danger of the Hancocks boring us to death. Abort, abort, abort."
Author: Anne Greenwood Brown
3. "Oh? And what was I to say? I beg your pardon, Lord Wriothesly, but your wife seems to have acquired a distinct liking for my husband's cock. Would you mind kindly retrieving her to your own bed?"
Author: Ashley March
4. "And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people."Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back inside the tent, reappearing a minute later with a dark gray T-shirt on."Better?" She cocked her head at tristan."Yes. You've just extended your life by at least an hour."
Author: Chelsea Fine
5. "What I knew, beyond a doubt, was that if I continued to deny who I was, I'd end up with my service revolver in my mouth."Better cock than steel," I said wryly, checking my reflection one last time before I exited the car."
Author: Dani Alexander
6. "I was probably being a little cocky, which I do when I feel that I don't know what I'm talking about."
Author: Daniel Okrent
7. "Just as I was flung over the threshold, I embraced Grigoire the Swiss Fiancé in a rugger grip, determined that smug cockatoo was coming with me...Stone steps and icy pavements bruised my own flesh as black as his, banged my elbows and hips just as hard, but at least mine was not the only ruined evening in Bruges, and I yelled, kicking his ribs once for each word, before half-running, half-hobbling off on my whacked ankle, 'Love hurts!'"
Author: David Mitchell
8. "...hanging out does not make one an artist. A secondhand wardrobe does not make one an artist. Neither do a hair-trigger temper, melancholic nature, propensity for tears, hating your parents, nor even HIV - I hate to say it - none of these make one an artist. They can help, but just as being gay does not make one witty (you can suck a mile of cock, as my friend Sarah Thyre puts it, it still won't make you Oscar Wilde, believe me), the only thing that makes one an artist is making art. And that requires the precise opposite of hanging out; a deeply lonely and unglamorous task of tolerating oneself long enough to push something out."
Author: David Rakoff
9. "John, let me make one thing clear," Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. "Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis' penis would be larger than your penis."........"Fuck all of you," John retorted. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination."
Author: David Wong
10. "A migraine is the cockblock of writing."
Author: Don Roff
11. "Moving forward quietly to Jerott's side, Adam Blacklock had heard. ‘Don't you understand? The authorities are afraid of them both,' he said gently. ‘Why do you supose this cordon is here, which only an unarmed girl was allowed to pass through? Lymond, loyal to Scotland, might be a threat to French power greater than even Gabriel, one of these days—Philippa!' And a wordless shout, like a cry at a cockfight, rose among the stone pillars and sank muffled into the old, dusty banners above the choir roof. For Philippa Somerville, who believed in action when words were not enough, had leaned over and snatched the knife from Lymond's left hand."
Author: Dorothy Dunnett
12. "And if you want to scream her name out when my cock is fucking you, you scream it, right into my ear."
Author: Ella Frank
13. "Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter."
Author: Erica Jong
14. "Serving men cleared away the swan, hardly touched. Cersei beckoned for the sweets. "I hope you like blackberry tarts." "I love all sorts of tarts." "Oh, I've know that for a long while. Do you know why Varys is so dangerous?" "Are we playing riddles now? No." "He doesn't have a cock." "Neither do you." And don't you just hate that, Cersei? ""Perhaps, I'm dangerous too. You, on the other hand, are as big a fool as every other man. That worm between your legs does half your thinking."
Author: George R.R. Martin
15. "So spare me your envy. It was the gods who neglected to give you a cock, not me."
Author: George R.R. Martin
16. "They bought clams and cockles from her, told her true tales of Braavos and lies about their lives, and laughed at the way she talked when she tried to speak Braavosi."
Author: George R.R. Martin
17. "He wears his cockiness like an ironic T-shirt, but it fits him better."
Author: Gillian Flynn
18. "Confidence is good, but when they hold their heads high like that, it just makes them look cocky and snobbish."
Author: Grace Fiorre
19. "Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
Author: Herb Caen
20. "Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock"
Author: J.L. Langley
21. "Adante cocked her head to the side. "What did you expect one of the Bahree to be? Intimidating and angry?""Yeah, something more like you," he said with a disarming smile.Adante rolled her eyes. "Very funny."
Author: Jasmine Angell
22. "I bit back a gag. "Gods, your breath is kicking." I pulled the blade free, revolted by the sucking sound. "For real."Cocking its head to the side, it blinked. "Kicking?""Yeah." Spinning around, I planted my left foot and kicked out, catching the fury in the stomach. It flew back, smacking into the tree. "See? Kicking."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
23. "Jeff [the werewolf] cocked his head and stared at me like I had just turned into a were-rabbit. Admittedly, this was a tremendous improvement over wanting to tear me limb from limb. "Well, shave my ass and call me a poodle. How the hell did you manage that?"
Author: Jim C. Hines
24. "I'm jealous as fuck," he said, his voice rough. "That's not really my thing, but it's the truth. I don't much like the idea of some other man touchin' your sweet ass, and if one of them tries to stick his cock into that pretty little cunt of yours, I'm gonna cut it off."
Author: Joanna Wylde
25. "Well? What do you have to say to that?" Jason asked.Taylor cocked her head. "Don't you think we should have sex first?"
Author: Julie James
26. "We need a plan," I said."We are having far too many of those lately for my tastes," Jack said. "I vote Molotov cocktails. That one was fun.""Much as I like lighting things on fire"—which I kind of had, more than I thought I would—"the goal here is to get everyone out safe. Not to blow them up."
Author: Kiersten White
27. "Anonymous dark hotel room, not one of Toreth's regular places. Anonymous hands on him, anonymous cock inside him. He liked it. He wanted it. Doing, not feeling. A safe, familiar thing and it was good. Or at least it stopped him thinking. When they had finished and were dressing, the man whose name he hadn't asked said, "Tell Warrick I said hello."Toreth nearly choked. "What?""After hearing his name so many times, I feel like I know him." He didn't have an answer to that."
Author: Manna Francis
28. "A cockroach appeared just as I was about to get into the bath. It was just the right time for a cockroach to make an appearance in my life; couldn't have been better. It scuttled quickly across the porcelain, the little bugger; I looked around for a slipper, but actually I knew my chances of squashing him were small. What was the point in trying? And what good was Oon, in spite of her marvellously elastic vagina? We were already doomed. Cockroaches copulate gracelessly, with no apparent pleasure; but they also do it repeatedly and their genetic mutations are rapid and efficient. There is absolutely nothing we can do about cockroaches."
Author: Michel Houellebecq
29. "I've never heard a man's cock described as a fang before....""Fang, cock.... It's all sexual to a vampire.""But not to an angel. My cock serves a highly specific purpose."
Author: Nalini Singh
30. "I stood transfixed, the silence ringing in my ears. From the field of wild grasses; cocksfoot, tufted hair, wild oat, tall fescue, reed canary and perennial rye, their subtle shades of green, ochre and pink softly patching and blending in rustling movement, suddenly rose a small flock of starlings that had been feeding quietly unseen among the tall waving stems, the swish of their glossy wings startlingly loud in the stillness of midday. Heat held me captive."
Author: Nell Grey
31. "...That Great Cocktail Cabinet in the Sky..."
Author: Nigella Lawson
32. "...a quiet room with cockroaches peeping out like prunes from every corner..."
Author: Nikolai Gogol
33. "A cockroach can not attend the meeting of chicken and be offered innocent."
Author: Peter Adejimi
34. "Look, Chief, you can't go off half-cocked looking for vengeance against a fish. That shark isn't evil. It's not a murderer. It's just obeying its own instincts. Trying to get retribution against a fish is crazy."
Author: Peter Benchley
35. "I know what you taste like," I interrupted, my tone harsh. "I know how it feels to have you come against my tongue. What it feels like to have you clench around my cock while you lose your fucking mind. And you, you've tasted me. I've shoved my cock so deep down your throat I felt your tonsils, Danika. Are we going to forget all of that?"
Author: R.K. Lilley
36. "It is a natural stronghold for them—they can infest this maze of iron and water like a horde of starving cockroaches, and they'll be just as hard to anticipate and to kill in such close quarters." "Wow," Shane said. "You really know how to drum up team spirit. Did you print up Team Total Fail jerseys, too?" Myrnin gave him an entirely crazy smile. "Would you be surprised if I had?"
Author: Rachel Caine
37. "If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone."
Author: Robert Fulghum
38. "'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties."
Author: Rod Steiger
39. "People are crying up the rich and variegated plumage of the peacock, and he is himself blushing at the sight of his ugly feet."
Author: Saadi
40. "This isn't good.""What isn't good?" Kelon asked Donovan, coming into the kitchen. He nodded to Lisa standing in front of the stove. She flinched, blushed and then glared at him. He cocked an eyebrow at Donovan. He shrugged. "She's mad because I won't discipline her." Lisa snorted and stirred the pot of oatmeal on the stove. "Oh please. Like I couldn't get a spanking if I wanted one."
Author: Sarah McCarty
41. "Said the reeve to the maid who was fresh to the farmLet me show you the beasts of the yard!Here's a cow that gives milk, and a pig that's for hamHere's a cur and a goat and a lamb;Here's a horse tall and proud and a well-trained old hawk,But the thing you should see is this excellent cock!Oh, some cocks rise early and some cocks stand tall,But he cock now in question works hardest of all!And they saw hard's a virtue, in a cock's line of workSo what say you, lovely, will you give it a-"
Author: Scott Lynch
42. "At 20, you're cocky and you think you can rule the world, and you get it all wrong."
Author: Simon Cowell
43. "People, she was discovering, were like cockroaches: If you allowed one in, more were sure to follow."
Author: Stacia Kane
44. "Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon my person?"
Author: Stephen J. Day
45. "Want my mouth between your legs? Want me to suck you off again and again?"His voice grew deep and husky, and she knew he was as affected by his graphic talk as she was."I can tast you already. You're wet for me, aren't you? I'm going to bury my tongue in your pussy and eat you until my cock is ready to explode."He backed toward the house as she climbed out of the vehicle."And then I'm going to flip you over and fuck you, long and hard."She growled low in her throat and stalked him, thinking she could pounce when he stopped to unlock the front door. Good thing they didn't have neighbors, because she was ripping off her top and he was rubbing his dick, and fuck, they'd had some intense sex over the last couple of years, but this was going to blow the lid off all those other times."You want it, baby?" he murmured, as he jerked himself with long, tantalizing pulls."You want this buried so deep you can taste it when I come?"
Author: Sydney Croft
46. "How can I ever make you understand Cassie and me? I would have to take you there, walk you down every path of our secret shared geography. The truism says it's against all odds for a straight man and woman to be real friends, platonic friends; we rolled thirteen, threw down five aces and ran away giggling. She was the summertime cousin out of storybooks, the one you taught to swim at some midge-humming lake and pestered with tadpoles down her swimsuit, with whom you practiced first kisses on a heather hillside and laughed about it years later over a clandestine joint in your granny's cluttered attic. She painted my fingernails gold and dared me to leave them that way for work…We climbed out her window and down the fire escape and lay on the roof of the extension below, drinking improvised cocktails and singing Tom Waits and watching the stars spin dizzily around us.No."
Author: Tana French
47. "Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with Fuck Her Hard and be done with it? I stood in the "Family Planning" aisle of the grocery store, trying to decide which condom brand was more effective. Family Planning…give me a break. How many people came to this aisle because they were planning a family? They came to this aisle to AVOID planning a family. --Carter"
Author: Tara Sivec
48. "Your Brain on drugs is a terrible sight, but Mr Tulip was living proof of the fact that so was Your Brain on a a cocktail of horse liniment, sherbet, and powdered water-retention pills."
Author: Terry Pratchett
49. "Being the object of Alfred Hitchcock's obsession was horrific, but while he ruined my career, he could never ruin my life."
Author: Tippi Hedren
50. "I like to ruin girls by shoving my 11 inch cock in there."
Author: Will Carroll

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