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1. "Immortal." Melanie paused and stared into space for a moment, her mouth moving with nothing coming out. "That is way cool," she said finally. "That probably means you're old. How old are you?""Hmm, let's see. I never remember the answer to that question." Nick calculated for a moment. "819 years old.""No way, José!" Melanie stopped and stared at him. "That's even older than my parents!"
Author: Abramelin Keldor
2. "Gina and Susie were cool, though. No hint of the beer they said they were going to score. They played good girls to my parents. Not that they weren't good girls. That's exactly what they were: good girls who wanted to pretend they were bad girls but who never would be bad girls because they were too decent."
Author: Benjamin Alire Sáenz
3. "My first incident drinking alcohol occurred after a 2-month period in which I stole wine coolers and beers from my parents and hid them in different places around my room. I was 14 years old, in eighth grade. I invited a friend over one night after I had stolen enough. After 2 wine coolers the friend interrupted me, saying, "Hold on," and vomited into a trash can. I vomited a lot into the toilet. The next day, like a dumbass, I put the empty wine cooler and beer bottles in our outside garbage bin without trying to cover them. My dad caught me as a result, but hid it from my mom for unknown reasons."
Author: Brandon Scott Gorrell
4. "The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this weekend, it's 'How are your parents doing?'"
Author: Kal Penn
5. "Yes, I am Irish and Indian, which would be the coolest blend in the world if my parents were around to teach me how to be Irish and Indian. But they're not here and haven't been for years, so I'm not really Irish or Indian. I am a blank sky, a human solar eclipse."
Author: Sherman Alexie

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