Cupcakes Quotes

1. "You can have your pride and sit here and make cupcakes and get old and fat and nobody will give a damn after a while. Or you can trade that pride in for a little humility and take your life back."
Author: Amy Harmon

2. "Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes."
Author: Ashlee Simpson

3. "Is Valentine's Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine's is supposed to be a day about romantic love."
Author: Ayelet Waldman

4. "I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies."
Author: Carmen Electra

5. "How rude of me, we haven't even introduced ourselves. We're the Andersons. I'm Evan, the lovely size-zero lass in the floppy sun hat is my wife Amy, and these are our best friends/children, Evan and Amy Jr. As you can see, we're very fit and active. You know what our family's average percentage of body fat is? Three. Yes, really. We got it tested last year when we all became organ donors.You may have noticed that I'm carrying Amy on my back. We do that a lot. At least once a day, and not just when we're in fields like this; we do it on beaches and in urban environments as well. That's what happens when your love is deep and playful like ours. You should also know that we also dab frosting on each other's noses every single time we eat cupcakes, which is both mischievous and very us. Do you guys even eat cupcakes?"
Author: Colin Nissan

6. "Another one of my mystery skills I can't seem to remember. I really hope cooking is on that list, because I'd like to be able to make cupcakes without turning them into cement."
Author: Courtney Allison Moulton

7. "Claudia knew that she could never pull off the old-fashioned kind of running away. That is, running away in the heat of anger with a knapsack on her pack. She didn't like discomfort; even picnics were untidy and inconvenient: all those insects and the sun melting the icing on the cupcakes. Therefore, she decided that her leaving home would not be just running from somewhere but would be running to somewhere."
Author: E.L. Konigsburg

8. "Dozens of my own friends and acquaintances--ambitious, educated women who might have turned up their noses at anything domestic had they been born a generation earlier--have blogs dedicated to cupcakes or knitting or vintage home decor."
Author: Emily Matchar

9. "Writing is like baking cupcakes, you're trying to make something from the raw. Like with cupcakes it's flour and eggs and stuff, and with books it's ideas and words. The end result is the same though, you want people to eat them up."
Author: Emma Shortt

10. "I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes."
Author: Flynn Meaney

11. "None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness."
Author: Gerard Way

12. "There are Katy-Perry-in-concert-type pieces that I look at and am like, 'This dress has a hundred cupcakes on it - I want it!' My mom will always talk me down."
Author: Ireland Baldwin

13. "I love you like I love cupcakes."
Author: J. Lynn

14. "I pinned her with my weight (thank God for that box of cupcakes I'd eaten earlier)."
Author: J.L. Weil

15. "Diesel was about to place the cockroach on the casket, and my purse rocked out with "Thriller" again. "Excuse me," I said. And I answered my phone. "I'm beginning to appreciate Hatchet," Wulf said to Diesel. Diesel smiled. "She has her moments. And she makes cupcakes." I disconnected and stuffed my phone into my pocket. "Well?" Diesel asked. "It was Glo. Her broom ran away again." "I would appreciate it if we could get on with this without more interruption," Wulf said in his eerily quiet voice, his eyes riveted on mine. "Lighten up," I said to Wulf. "Glo lost her broom again. This is a big deal for her. And what have we got here anyway…a dead guy and a Stone. Do you think they can wait for three minutes longer?" Diesel gave a bark of laughter, and Wulf looked like her was trying hard not to sigh. - Diesel, Lizzy, and Wulf, page 306-307."
Author: Janet Evanovich

16. "Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!"
Author: Jenna McCarthy

17. "Throughout our lives, no one could figure out how we were so close, but when friendships begin with cupcakes—chocolate, at that—no truer bond develops."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout

18. "Electrical shivers shoot up my leg. And my knee is such a slut!She likes it! She's that friend you have. The one who you tell you're on a diet and the next day shows up with cupcakes and says, Aww, just one won't hurt."
Author: Jillian Dodd

19. "Mmm. Cupcakes."
Author: Kiersten White

20. "She stared at him in that vapid, intoxicated way employed only by women under a vamp's control. Or the way I sometimes got when faced with cupcakes.Mmm. Cupcakes."
Author: Kiersten White

21. "I might not have a boyfriend, but I have cupcakes, an those tasty bastards haven't let me down yet."
Author: L.H. Cosway

22. "I journeyed to a place where it's always raining cupcakes. I didn't need a passport, but I met a lot of interesting people and experienced new things. Even though the trip was a little bumpy, I got there just fine."
Author: Lisa Schroeder

23. "You're also going to be out of luck with weapons. And weapons are mandatory for zombie apocalypse survival.'Camilla is silent for a moment. 'You couldn't just beat them to death with Tupperware? That stuff's tough.'I grin. 'Maybe if it's filled with Adrian's grandma's cupcakes. I think those are a valuable addition to any arsenal."
Author: Melissa Keil

24. "But growing up hadn't been all cupcakes and parties, and he could remember wishing for a different life."
Author: Nicholas Sparks

25. "Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes"
Author: Paul Simon

26. "All right cupcakes listen up!"
Author: Rick Riordan

27. "As they say, 'It's all downhill from cupcakes."
Author: Ryan North

28. "Are you crazy? Flirting with EliStock in front of Belissa Norwood, in Belissa Norwood's house, while eating Belissa Norwood'scupcakes?"
Author: Sarah Dessen

29. "You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes."
Author: Sarra Manning

30. "Come on. Let's go up to the kitchen, make some tea. We can try another one of Zia's cupcakes. She made some with chocolate frosting."Lily froze in her tracks. "I hate it," she burst out. "I'm here, sipping tea and nibbling cupcakes while Bruno's out there? What, should I maybe crochet a white lace doily while I'm at it?"Tam and Edie exchanged glances.Tam, spoke, her voice dry. "Shot of bourbon, then?"
Author: Shannon McKenna

31. "She had no doubt the man would kill her. Stupid things went skating through her mind--she'd never told her mother how much she loved her chocolate cupcakes... or Felicia what a kind friend she'd been... or Keith that it was cool and mature that he owned a house, even if it was in Brooklyn."
Author: Stephanie Bond

32. "All my clients eat. Madonna has a very healthy appetite. She doesn't eat processed food, she's very conscious of the quality of the things she eats but she has treats - she loves cupcakes."
Author: Tracy Anderson

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