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1. "What Mark didn't understand, and hoped he would never understand, was why you'd let a bunch of dickheads torment you for months in the hope that they'd let you stay in their little club. It had to fall somewhere between kindergarten and Stockholm Syndrome on the What-the-Fuck-Are-You-Thinking scale."
Author: Anonymous
2. "You could have fucked me 'til your uncut, overexposed on the blogs, ‘too ginormous for my snatch' pecker fell off. And I'd still no way never ever in a thousand years sell, loan, sample you my Easton. And to answer your question, I run my company with my pussy, and twenty-four other pussy-sporting employees. Easton girls do not allow dickheads or cocks in our fashion world. Period."
Author: Avery Aster
3. "And so what? I just killed a demon in my own house, and you're going to be a dickhead about it because I'm not some spoiled-rotten rich brat like you and your sister?" Alec looked astonished. "What did you call me?"
Author: Cassandra Clare
4. "Mr. Ryan was going to have my ass. I was twenty minutes late. As I experienced this morning, he hated late. "Late" was a word not found in the Bennett Ryan Dickhead Dictionary. Along with "heart," "kindness," "compassion," "lunch break," or "thank you."
Author: Christina Lauren
5. "He took the pen and book from her and faltered."Just write anything – anything trivial that won't matter if it comes to pass.""Erm..." God, he was useless at this.Elena's hair turned blue."Hey!""What?""I don't want blue hair! What the hell did you write that for?""It seemed trivial.""Blue hair – blue? That's trivial? What if I can't undo it?"Karl stared at her blankly. His throat went dry. He felt like a total dickhead, but writing really wasn't his strong point, so he went for humour instead and flashed her a grin."I was going to write that all your clothes fall off, but figured you may have a problem with that. This was the second thing that came to mind."(Karl and Elena)"
Author: Dianna Hardy
6. "I was a knight," Andrea said. "I'm not just going to start shooting every dickhead who mouths off to me.""Just making sure.""Besides, if I shot him, I'd do it so nobody could trace it back to me. I'd shoot him somewhere remote, his head would explode like a melon, and they would never find his body. He would just vanish."
Author: Ilona Andrews
7. "I love you, asshole."Then Gavin laughed. "Right back at you, dickhead."
Author: Jaci Burton
8. "I can be a dickhead and I do it on purpose. I tend to bully people into doing what I want. And I let everything that had happened with Dawson amplify those…uh, personality traits. But—" He removed his finger, and his grin spread into a smile. "But you…you make me want to be different. That's why I didn't kill Blake. It's why I don't want you making those decisions or for you to be around me if I am choosing those things."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
9. "Thanks," I muttered and added under my breath, "Douchebag."He laughed, deep and throaty. "Now that's not very ladylike, Kittycat."I whipped around. "Don't ever call me that," I snapped."It's better than calling someone a douchebag, isn't it?" He pushed out the door. "This has been a stimulating visit. I'll cherish it for a long time to come."Okay. That was it. "You know, you're right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you," I said, smiling sweetly. "You're a dickhead.""A dickhead?" he repeated. "How charming."I flipped him off."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
10. "So the dickhead had a name. Daemon—seemed fitting. And of course his sister would be as attractive as him. Why not? Welcome to WestVirginia, the land of lost models."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
11. "What if the genetically superior male is actually a bit of a dickhead?"
Author: Jojo Moyes
12. "You ran a light anyway, dickhead!"
Author: Julie Kagawa
13. "Alex smiled. Andy was a good mate."And they'll get a good laugh out of that black eye." He grinned.Alex glared; Andy was a dickhead"
Author: L.A. Gilbert
14. "It's hard to have a serious conversation with you when you're wearin' lighted cocks on your head."AJ defiantly thrust out her chin and the penises bobbled. "We aren't having a conversation. You're give me tough-guy attitude. If you won't acknowledge me in public, you don't have the right to chastise me for anything I do in public or in private. And now you lost the right to do anything to me in private either, bucko.""Quit bein' so goddamm childish."Her eyes narrowed to silver slits. "Quit bein' such a goddamn dickhead.""You're the one with dicks on your head, baby doll.""Yeah? I can take mine off any old time I please, but you wear your dickhead like a second skin. Or should I say as a second foreskin?"
Author: Lorelei James
15. "I suppose you're right about some perspectives. Just a few weeks ago, I thought you were a dickhead."
Author: Mary E. Pearson
16. "Logical Tom begs emotional stupid dickhead Tom not to ask the question.'Are you alone?' he asks quietly.He hears her breathing so close to his ear.'Yes.''Good,' he says, his voice croaky. 'I'll sleep like a baby."
Author: Melina Marchetta
17. "A man is a penis-wrinkle when calling him a dickhead would be a compliment."
Author: N.M. Facile
18. "Rome was buzzing. Quite literally. Absolutely everyone had a mobile phone, and absolutely everybody was calling absolutely everybody else absolutely all the time. I wondered if there were some law making them compulsory. Frighteningly, it's possible, these days. I swear I saw a street beggar stop and take a call on his cellular. I even heard a trill from a baby carriage, but it turned out to be a toy mobile phone. They start dickhead training early in Italy."
Author: Rob Grant
19. "Why does he have to be so goddamn good-looking? And such a dickhead? What is with him?"
Author: Sarah Alderson
20. "Fury wagged his tail and smiled wickedly, then tried to look up Bride's dress. Vane caught him quickly by the neck. "Stop!" he snarled mentally to Fury. "Or I'll rip your head off."Bride frowned at them. "Don't you like my wolf?""Yeah," Van said, patting him roughly on the head. "He's my new best friend.""I'm your only friend, dickhead."Vane balled his fist in the wolf's fur as a warning to him. "You know you have to be firm with wolves. Let them know who the alpha is.""Your father?"Vane smacked Fury's head."Ow!""
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
21. "And you are? (Xypher)Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone)Dear God, what a mouthful – your mom must have really wanted a son. Mind if I call you ‘Pissed' for short? The rest of that is just too much to say every time I want your attention. (Xypher)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
22. "I've asked myself that a thousand times over and I'm no closer to an answer now than I was when it began. I think that's why I always loved movies so much. In a movie, everything has to make sense. The characters always have to have motivation. Good, solid motivation for everything they do. They can't be a dickhead without reason. If someone turns on a character, they have to have a hardcore, believable reason for it. Unfortunately, in real life you don't. People turn on each other for anything from catching a constipated look on your face when you had gas and thinking it was directed at them, to not liking the brand of shoes you're wearing. People are sick. (Aiden)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
23. "Did you come out of the womb a dickhead or develop that jockstrap personality on your own? (Hunter)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
24. "Vengeance is a dish best served cold. (Thanatos)We're in Alaska, dickhead. Here everything is cold. (Zarek)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
25. "Hey dickhead, you should know something. You attack my brother, you really piss me off. (Vane)Hot damn, Daimon food. Hey Vane, you want the white meat or dark? (Fang)How about I grab one leg, you grab the other and we make a wish and pull? (Vane)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
26. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did."
Author: Simone Elkeles
27. "Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west."The sun rises in the east, dickhead."Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west."
Author: Simone Elkeles
28. "NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex."
Author: Simone Elkeles
29. "How about Oversized Dickhead?" He shrugged. "Didn't hear you complaining about my oversized—" She shot to her feet, jostling the table. "Can I speak with you in private?" "You need it right now?" He feigned exasperation. "We're in the middle of dinner, woman. You're insatiable."
Author: Tessa Bailey
30. "Street cred. Anybody who got in before '97 is considered OK – from '97 to 2000 it can go either way, maybe they're not not always cool, but usually they're not quite the kind of full-service dickhead you're seeing in the business now.""He's considered cool?""No, he's a dickhead, but one of the early ones. A pioneer dickhead."
Author: Thomas Pynchon
31. "Anytime there's a bad female stand-up somewhere, some dickhead Interblogger will deduce that "women aren't funny." Using that same math, I can state: Male comedy writers piss in cups."
Author: Tina Fey
32. "You never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning."
Author: Vish Patil

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