Top Disneyland Quotes

Browse top 55 famous quotes and sayings about Disneyland by most favorite authors.

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1. "Growing up in Poland, I didn't have the experience of going to Disneyland as a child, so I don't have any childhood memories connected to it, good or bad."
Author: Abel Korzeniowski
2. "I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take."
Author: Anjelica Huston
3. "New Rule: The Napa Valley is Disneyland for alcoholics. Be honest, you're not visiting wineries in four days because you're an oenophile, you're doing it because you're a drunk. It's the only place in America where you can pass out in a stranger's house and it's okay, because it's a B&B and you paid for it."
Author: Bill Maher
4. "One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday."
Author: Bobby Sherman
5. "Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun."
Author: Brian Wilson
6. "Sometimes work is a bit slow, and I always wanted to be a princess at Disneyland. There were 1,500 of us who auditioned, and 11 of us were hired. I went through all of the training, but never ended up actually getting to play Belle because 'Revenge' started. It was the time of my life, though!"
Author: Christa B. Allen
7. "Even the road to Disneyland has potholes"
Author: Dani Alexander
8. "Compared to the rest of the world, it's like we're living in Disneyland."
Author: David Servant
9. "If we found a ticket to Disneyland would you think we should arrest Mickey Mouse?"
Author: Diane L. Randle
10. "People refuse to believe that I've never been to Starbucks or Disneyland."
Author: Edward Ruscha
11. "You can go at the premiere it's at Disneyland."
Author: Emily Blunt
12. "The world is a Disneyland made just for YOU!"
Author: Eric Auxier
13. "The life's work of Walt Disney and Ray Kroc had come full-circle, uniting in perfect synergy. McDonald's began to sell its hamburgers and french fries at Disney's theme parks. The ethos of McDonaldland and of Disneyland, never far apart, have finally become one. Now you can buy a Happy Meal at the Happiest Place on Earth."
Author: Eric Schlosser
14. "Disneyland is supposed to be the happiest place on Earth and I have to say when I'm riding around in that crazy Space Mountain ride I'm happy."
Author: Famke Janssen
15. "There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don't know."
Author: Geraldo Rivera
16. "Tickets! Tickets to Disneyland. All problems solved!"
Author: Graeme Simsion
17. "Hollywood is in somewhat the same position as Las Vegas these days. It went from being the capital of sin to Disneyland, and now it's landed somewhere in between. It tries to keep the sins hidden away and outwardly present itself as a defender of American virtues: justice, individual freedom, and the power of one innocent soul to save the world."
Author: Hanna Rosin
18. "It was an excess of fantasy that killed the old United States, the whole Mickey Mouse and Marilyn thing, the most brilliant technologies devoted to trivia like instant cameras and space spectaculars that should have stayed in the pages of Science Fiction . . . some of the last Presidents of the U.S.A. seemed to have been recruited straight from Disneyland."
Author: J.G. Ballard
19. "Hell, any plan that added "and then we pray" is not a trip to Disneyland."
Author: J.R. Ward
20. "I'm going to talk to her.""And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!"
Author: J.R. Ward
21. "Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other."
Author: Jean Baudrillard
22. "I love day trips around L.A. I'm a huge Disneyland junkie - I go almost every other weekend."
Author: Jessica Lowndes
23. "I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland."
Author: Jim Butcher
24. "When you go to the park, there is no horizon - just Disneyland."
Author: John Hench
25. "The park achieved a kind of reality. Like these virtual reality games the children are playing with. I told them we were doing this 40 years ago! Disneyland is virtual reality."
Author: John Hench
26. "The colors I choose there was to paint the first hotel, the Disneyland Hotel. Because of the cloudy sky we had in Paris, it had to be a particular kind of color who will fight those grey days. And also something you can see when you're driving up 'There it is! We're arriving!'"
Author: John Hench
27. "When I was 16 or 17, I remember kissing one of my first girlfriends, Kim Anderson, under a stairwell at Disneyland. I'll never forget that feeling."
Author: John Stamos
28. "Yellowstone National Park is no more representative of America than is Disneyland."
Author: John Steinbeck
29. "The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland."
Author: Karen Marie Moning
30. "Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks"
Author: Kim Harrison
31. "In the tapestry of childhood, what stands out is not the splashy, blow-out trips to Disneyland but the common threads that run throughout and repeat: the family dinners, nature walks, reading together at bedtime, Saturday morning pancakes."
Author: Kim John Payne
32. "Sex was like Disneyland to her: an allotment of organized wonders and legal mischief."
Author: Martin Amis
33. "The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes."
Author: Marvin Olasky
34. "We're an ideal political family, as accessible as Disneyland."
Author: Maureen Reagan
35. "She had an unusual name. She knew that much. It wasn't the kind of name that you found on ceramic coffee mugs at airport gift shops or emblazoned on mini-license plate souvenirs you could hang on your bedroom door after you returned from Disneyland. Her name was pretty and unusual and had meaning."
Author: Melissa De La Cruz
36. "Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse."
Author: Merv Griffin
37. "Wulfe leaned in. "Where did you send Ms. Benoit?""Disneyland.""Who knows my connection to the Zetas?" "The US Marshall Service, SWAT, my dentist, Oprah---""How did you know we were coming? Clearly, someone tipped you off.""That guy." Zach points with a jerk of his head toward of of Wulfe's minions. The man looked uncertainly at Wulfe, taking a step backward. "He text me just before you stepped in the elevator."
Author: Pamela Clare
38. "But I consider that the matter of defining what is real — that is a serious topic, even a vital topic. And in there somewhere is the other topic, the definition of the authentic human. Because the bombardment of pseudo- realities begins to produce inauthentic humans very quickly, spurious humans — as fake as the data pressing at them from all sides. My two topics are really one topic; they unite at this point. Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves. So we wind up with fake humans inventing fake realities and then peddling them to other fake humans. It is just a very large version of Disneyland. You can have the Pirate Ride or the Lincoln Simulacrum or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride — you can have all of them, but none is true."
Author: Philip K. Dick
39. "Eve took me to teach me how to fence," Claire said."Not so much how to fence as how to hold a sword and not drop it," Eve said. "And then I fought Oliver to a draw."Shane fluttered his hands. "Oh, and then we were all elected as ice princesses and asked to go to Disneyland!""Laugh all you want. I'm going to look way better in full skirts than you," Eve said."
Author: Rachel Caine
40. "Kada sam ga upitao kada cu umrijeti, on je odgovorio da cu vjerojatno biti prilicno zdrav sljedecih tri do šest mjeseci. To me podsjetilo na moje posjete Disneylandu. Kada biste njihove zaposlenike upitali kada se park zatvara oni bi obicno odgovorili da je park otvoren do osam navecer."
Author: Randy Pausch
41. "(Ash used his powers to lift Zarek from the floor and pin him roughly against the ceiling.)Stop pushing your luck, boy. I've had it with you. (Acheron)Have you ever thought of hiring yourself out to Disneyland? People would pay a fortune for this ride. (Zarek)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
42. "No one has heard from him in countless centuries. For all we know, the Grizzly might have killed him when he behind the Gate or he could have possessed him. You have no idea what the Grizzly is capable of. Trust me. We have to stop them from opening that jar. If the Grizzly gets out again–" – Ren "It'll be a fun time in Disneyland. Y'all think we could arm Mickey? He might be badass with a gun." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
43. "So sell the Hummer, buy a Dodge, and move into a trailer. (Wulf)Oh, yeah, right. Remember when I traded the Hummer for an Alpha Romeo last year? You burned the car and bought me a new Hummer and threatened to lock me in my room with a hooker if I ever did it again. And as for the perks…Have you bothered to look around this place? We have a heated indoor pool, a theater with surround sound, two cooks, three maids, and a pool guy I get to boss around, not to mention all kinds of other fun toys. I'm not about to leave Disneyland. It's the only good part in this arrangement. I mean, hell, if my life has to suck there's no way I'm going to live in the Mini-Winni. Which knowing you, you'd make me park out front anyway with armed guards standing watch in case I get a hangnail. (Chris)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
44. "I lived in a hotel across the street from Disneyland for a month."
Author: Steve Cropper
45. "F*ck Disneyland. Because all in all ACRO was the happiest damned place on earth."
Author: Sydney Croft
46. "I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas."
Author: Tom Waits
47. "I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland."
Author: Vanessa Marcil
48. "Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money."
Author: Walt Disney
49. "When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point--mine wouldn't be."
Author: Walt Disney Company
50. "Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the children's approach to life. They're people who don't give a hang what the Joneses do. You see them at Disneyland every time you go there. They are not afraid to be delighted with simple pleasures, and they have a degree of contentment with what life has brought - sometimes it isn't much, either."
Author: Walt Disney Company

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