Doctors Funny Quotes

1. "It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too."
Author: Bob Saget

2. "It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai."
Author: Criss Angel

3. "I was born with this heart condition, but it's never affected me - I've been able to play every sport I wanted to, and the doctors were amazed."
Author: Dan Feuerriegel

4. "Doctors tend to enter the arenas of their profession's practice with a brisk good cheer that they have to then stop and try to mute a bit when the arena they're entering is a hospital's fifth floor, a psych ward, where brisk good cheer would amount to a kind of gloating. This is why doctors on psych wards so often wear a vaguely fake frown of puzzled concentration, if and when you see them in fifth-floor halls. And this is why a hospital M.D.--who's usually hale and pink-cheeked and poreless, and who almost always smells unusually clean and good--approaches any psych patient under this care with a professional manner somewhere between bland and deep, a distant but sincere concern that's divided evenly between the patient's subjective discomfort and the hard facts of the case."
Author: David Foster Wallace

5. "Fifteen birds in five firtrees, their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze! But, funny little birds, they had no wings! O what shall we do with the funny little things? Roast 'em alive, or stew them in a pot; fry them, boil them and eat them hot?"
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien

6. "In the remaining months, we should focus on achieving more robust international involvement in training of Iraqi soldiers, police officers, judges, teachers, and doctors - all key elements needed to end the sectarian and civil conflict and build Iraq's future."
Author: John Olver

7. "The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers"
Author: M.F. Moonzajer

8. "Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?""Funny haha or funny strange?"James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'""Ah. Funny strange"James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one"
Author: Maggie Stiefvater

9. "I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans."
Author: Mike Birbiglia

10. "Life is funny like that, making us pay for the same stupid mistakes even after we've learned from them thoroughly."
Author: R.K. Lilley

11. "Yeah, you're probably right. Love's a funny thing. The ones that want you, you don't want??the ones that you want, don't want you. It's a big, fat, fucking merry-go- round . . . and the bright, shiny horse is always on the other side of the carousel."
Author: Randall Kenneth Drake

12. "Don't separate the mind from the body. Don't separate even character - you can't. Our unit of existence is a body, a physical, tangible, sensate entity with perceptions and reactions that express it and form it simultaneously.Disease is one of our languages. Doctors understand what disease has to say about itself. It's up to the person with the disease to understand what the disease has to say to her."
Author: Susanna Kaysen

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