Donut Quotes

1. "Okay. Scrabble, donuts, flowers, corndogs, pre-pubescent British wizards and indie music. Am I missing anything important?"She's still blushing and it's like the heat in her face is trapping all the words inside of her. "What is it?" I ask, an involuntary grin tugging on my mouth. I love it when she blushes like this.Amy sighs, looks up toward the chandelier, "You, Cole. I like you."
Author: Autumn Doughton

2. "That gooey stuff inside a Boston crème donut. That's what you smell like. Now I'll get a hard-on every time I eat one."
Author: Cara McKenna

3. "Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the clothes and the make up, it was the humanity. He wasn't part of it. Heightened senses or not, he felt like he had his nose pressed against the window, looking in. The problem was, it was the window of a donut shop."
Author: Christopher Moore

4. "Twenty minutes later, I walk out of Melinda's hotel with a plate of finger sandwiches, a bag of prostitute clothes, and a weird wedge on my head that makes me look like you could tip me upside down and fill it with cream of mushroom.I need another donut."
Author: Cyn Balog

5. "Is anyone ever really the same after being pushed through an opening the size of a donut hole only to end up wearing a fez?"
Author: Dakota Cassidy

6. "Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean crush ship."
Author: Dennis Vickers

7. "Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things like marriage or children, intimacies that keep you afloat, but these big bursts hold dangerous, unseen currents. Which is why you need the little bursts as well: a friendly clerk at Bradlee's, let's say, or the waitress at Dunkin' Donuts who knows how you like your coffee. Tricky business, really."
Author: Elizabeth Strout

8. "If you're talking about how you promoted synergy in an organization, that could mean you just got everybody together for donuts twice a week."
Author: Erin McKean

9. "I'll take my alkaloid diuretics wherever I can get them. If there isn't a 7-11 in the vicinity, a Winchell's donut shop is Plan B. The joe at both places is almost indistinguishable, like the difference between Johnny Walker and Cutty Sark, but only cab drivers and hobos draw such fine distinctions."
Author: Gary Reilly

10. "Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo]That's easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola]A bud of amusement had her smiling.Knock, knock. [Koldo]Who's there? [Nicola]Donut.Donut who?Donut run from me, puny girl."
Author: Gena Showalter

11. "Go get wood, Nuckal," grumbled the skeleton. "'Pick up those rocks, Nuckal.' 'Stop eating all the donuts, Nuckal.' Orders, orders, orders, that's all I ever hear."
Author: Greg Farshtey

12. "I've got a surprise." Jase opens the door of the van for me a couple days later. I haven't seen Tim or Nan since the incident at the B&T, and I'm secretly glad for a break from the drama.I slide into the van, my sneakers crunching into a crumpled pile of magazines, an empty Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup, various Poland Spring and Gatorade bottles, and lots of unidentifiable snack wrappers. Alice and her Bug are evidently still at work."A surprise, for me?" I ask, intrigued."Well, it's for me, but you too, kind of. I mean, it's something I want you to see."This sounds a little unnerving. "Is it a body part?" I ask.Jase rolls his eyes. "No. Jeez. I hope I'd be smoother than that."I laugh. "Okay. Just checking."
Author: Huntley Fitzpatrick

13. "I have watched enough cheesy detective television shows in my young life to know that when one is presented with an inexplicable mystery, the first order of business (after procuring good donuts and coffee—check) is to create a wall of clues with photos of suspects and article clippings, preferably in an artistic yet seemingly random fashion."
Author: J. Lincoln Fenn

14. "Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up."
Author: Jack LaLanne

15. "Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters."
Author: Jan Wong

16. "...life is a jelly donut. You don't really know what it's about till you bite into it. And then, just when you decide it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best t-shirt."
Author: Janet Evanovich

17. "I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut."
Author: Jim Butcher

18. "In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking."
Author: Joe Biden

19. "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."
Author: John Belushi

20. "William Spiver said that the universe was expanding…that means there will be more of everything! More cheese puffs, more jelly sandwiches, more words, more poems, more love. And more giant donuts…maybe even gianter donuts. Is gianter a word? It should be."
Author: Kate DiCamillo

21. "Nothingwould beeasier withoutyou,because youare everything,all of it-sprinkles, quarks, giantdonuts, eggs sunny-side up-youare the ever-expandinguniverseto me."
Author: Kate DiCamillo

22. "Dear Diary: I have a confession to make: I've become a total idiot over French pastries. They're my new favorite food. My new-found edible souvenir. My new favorite sin. Dunkin Donuts is so yesterday."
Author: Kimberley Montpetit

23. "Babe?" Hop called."As of now, I'm not talking to you," I announced with a mouth full of donut."Love you more than life."
Author: Kristen Ashley

24. "If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < ."
Author: Lewis Black

25. "Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be.Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because saying, 'Hey, is that only six donuts?' would betray their donut experience. It's not great for your career to be known as the person who can spot the difference between six and seven donuts at a glance."
Author: Max Barry

26. "It's quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cakeor donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to andI'm covered in crumbs and feel like I want to barf, and yet I haveno recollection of eating anything. It's the strangest thing."
Author: Ophelia London

27. "I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?"
Author: Oscar Nunez

28. "The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole."
Author: Oscar Wilde

29. "Outside, milling under the ubiquitous gaze of security cameras, are bright splashes of colorful souls wearing crystals, beads, and Native American Indian paraphernalia; middle-aged academics with "Erowid" drug website t-shirts; and passengers that give you that odd conspiratorial smile that says, "yes, we are here for the conference." And here we are chowing down on McDonalds and donut King, getting our last hits of civilization before hitting the jungle city of Iquitos and shamanic boot camp. It feels like some whacked-out reality TV show, a generational snapshot of a new psychedelic wave just before it breaks. Bright-eyed Westerners about to die and be reborn in the humid jungles of Peru, drinking the hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca..."
Author: Rak Razam

30. "Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson."
Author: Rick Riordan

31. "The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the Ping-Pong table in the rec room with crackers and Cheez Whiz, so Percy felt right at home."
Author: Rick Riordan

32. "That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood."
Author: Rick Riordan

33. "Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends."The horse nickered."Uh, maybe later," Percy answered.Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action."What does Blackjack want?" she asked."Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts."
Author: Rick Riordan

34. "Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!"
Author: Rick Riordan

35. "I tried explaining to Blackjack that taking a flying horse to a donut shop would give every cop in there a heart attack, but he didn't seem to get it."
Author: Rick Riordan

36. "In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel."
Author: Robert Klein

37. "They're lucky," I said. I was already imagining our good-bye-we'd both cry, we'd have a good long hug, we'd say things we might be scared to say if we knew we had to look each other in the eye the next day."I don't know about that. I can be a pain." He laughed then, and bit into a donut. "You might have noticed."I laughed, too. "Might have."
Author: Sara Zarr

38. "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut."
Author: Stephen King

39. "Augie: Does everybody else know?T.C.: About my epitaph?Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face!T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Detroit. He doesn't know yet."
Author: Steve Kluger

40. "I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won't get you.' I love wearing that t-shirt."
Author: Suzie Ivy

41. "It was as if God himself saw that my intention was to make my outer self match my inner fabulosity and didn't think the world could handle such an explosion of amazingness. So instead of letting me get to the gym where I would have transformed myself into a walking sex god, he created a Dunkin' Donuts out of nothing and then gave them away for free. I didn't make it to the gym. I had a bear claw instead. And a maple bar. And some donut holes. And then some more donut holes."
Author: T.J. Klune

42. "If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?"
Author: Tom Robbins

43. "It's nice to have my mother as someone I can talk to about acting. My dad's a director, so when he comes to watch me on set, he think it's his set. He's always telling a production assistant, 'Can you get me five donuts?'"
Author: Zoey Deutch

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