Ferrets Quotes: best 6 famous quotes about Ferrets

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Favorite Ferrets Quotes

1. "He wore a tiny turquoise stud earring I always associated with Dungeons and Dragons types. Men who own ferrets and think magic tricks are cool."
Author: Gillian Flynn

2. "I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets."
Author: Graham Chapman

3. "Cole - I just thought of a new game.Jaz - What's that?Cole - Splat the Specter.Jaz - Rules?Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia.Vayl - Why Ferrets?Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?"
Author: Jennifer Rardin

4. "Morrigan "What are guilt ferrets:"Atticus "They're bastards. They cling to your neck and tickle and bite and generally make you miserable, which is a pretty good trick for a metaphor." They were also impervious to logic, perhaps their most diabolical power."
Author: Kevin Hearne

5. "The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where can I have dropped them, I wonder?"
Author: Lewis Carroll

6. "She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets!"
Author: Lewis Carroll