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1. "If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental."
Author: Angelina Jolie
Author: Angelina Jolie
2. "I don't get jet lagged that much. I'm so used to traveling and being in different places every day that I can sleep anywhere."
Author: Blake Mycoskie
Author: Blake Mycoskie
3. "Satori - in the awakening from a dream. Awakening and self-realization and seeing into one's own being - these are synonymous."
Author: Bruce Lee
Author: Bruce Lee
4. "But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul."
Author: Courtney Love
Author: Courtney Love
5. "A process of aging had taken place in him that was so rapid and critical that soon he was being treated as one of those useless great-grandfathers who wander about the bedroom like shades, dragging their feet, remembering better times aloud, and whom no one bother about or remembers really until the morning they find them dead in their bed."
Author: Gabriel García Márquez
Author: Gabriel García Márquez
6. "... I believe in some sense much akin to the belief of faith, that I noticed, felt, or underwent what I describe—but it may be that the only reason childhood memories act on us so strongly is that, being the most remote we possess, they are the worst remembered and so offer the least resistance to that process by which we mold them nearer and nearer to an ideal which is fundamentally artistic, or at least nonfactual; so it may be that some of these events I describe never occurred at all, but only should have, and that others had not the shades and flavors—for example, of jealousy or antiquity or shame—that I have later unconsciously chosen to give them..."
Author: Gene Wolfe
Author: Gene Wolfe
7. "And I like being able to go back and forth, and I don't really care if it's a small budget or big budget or studio or independent, as long as it's got a story that's compelling and there's enough money to make the picture."
Author: Griffin Dunne
Author: Griffin Dunne
8. "Well it's not easy being Tiger Woods on the course. It's not easy being Tiger Woods off the course. In his defense, it's not easy being Tiger Woods."
Author: Hank Haney
Author: Hank Haney
9. "My first book took five years to write and I made $1,000 on it. The second took three years and I made $3,000. All this time I was a housewife being supported by a husband. I was very lucky."
Author: Judith Rossner
Author: Judith Rossner
10. "To be civilized is to be potentially master of all possible ideas, and that means that one has got beyond being shocked, although one preserves one's own moral aesthetic preferences."
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
11. "I survived my fall down the ravine. I survived the implosion of Ashwood Estates. I wasn't even conscious then, and Malcolm said something kept us from being crushed, that it was as if some force kept us safe as the world fell down around us. Third time's the charm."
Author: Pittacus Lore
Author: Pittacus Lore
12. "It's still easier to find the correct Hoover bag than to find one pure person, one pure faith, on the globe."
Author: Zadie Smith
Author: Zadie Smith
13. "We are against ignorance. We feel that you have to educate yourself, no matter what the situation is. People who refuse to educate themselves - people who refuse to find out what something is about, that they're frightened of - find comfort in being ignorant."--Zeena Schreck Interview for KJTV-1990"
Author: Zeena Schreck
Author: Zeena Schreck
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