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1. "In 2007, Suni Williams ran the Boston Marathon in space, which took her only 4 hours and 24 minutes.)"
Author: Chris Hadfield
2. "Dreams are funny things"..."Things seem so real when they are happening, only to fade instantly when the brain realizes they are mere images, shadows of the truth, but not part of it."
Author: Christine Fonseca
3. "Playing in New England and the Boston area, the fans are so passionate about their sports if you don't play well, they'll let you know so I know it's not something that they take lightly."
Author: Drew Bledsoe
4. "So, Doc, will I be able to run the Boston Marathon again this year?"
Author: Fannie Flagg
5. "If I lived by some code, my actions would become predictable. The enemy would take advantage of this and I'd be killed. An honorable death doesn't exist. Death is death. But it's funny that survival and revenge require the same thing: no honor codes, no supposed higher principles to aspire to, no mercy"
Author: Frank Beddor
6. "They were sorting, or classifying. It's easy-anyone dressed funny is the enemy, especially if they reject your supremacy or do not acknowledge school as entertainment. If the enemy tries to look like you and act like you, only in more affordable clothes, that person is still the enemy, only of a more contemptible, less terrifying variety-"
Author: Hilary Thayer Hamann
7. "I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive."
Author: Ian McEwan
8. "Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, "Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'What'll ya have?' And the guy says, 'Whaddya got?' And the bartender says, 'I don't know what I got, but I know what you got: Stage IV melanoma."
Author: John Green
9. "I'm a reliable witness, you're a reliable witness, practically all God's children are reliable witnesses in their own estimation--which makes it funny how such different ideas of the same affair get about."
Author: John Wyndham
10. "I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more."
Author: Judd Nelson
11. "Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something."
Author: Kel Mitchell
12. "I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on."
Author: Lauren Graham
13. "Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it's really funny because now that I'm in law, I'm like 'Wow, I could be a lawyer."
Author: Lisa Leslie
14. "I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue."
Author: Marlon Wayans
15. "I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people."
Author: Peter Cameron
16. "If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke."
Author: Richard Russo
17. "I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
Author: Samantha Bee

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In travelling where novelties of all kinds press in upon us, mental food is often supplied so rapidly from without that there is no time for digestion. We regret that the quickly shifting impressions can leave no permanent imprint. In reality, however, it is with this as it is with reading. How often we regret not being able to retain in the memory one-thousandth part of what is read ! It is comforting in both cases to know that the seen as well as the read has made a mental impression before it is forgotten, and thus forms the mind and nourishes it, while that which is retained in the memory merely fills and swells the hollow of the head with matter which remains ever foreign to it, because it has not been absorbed, and therefore the recipient can be as empty as before."
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

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