Funny Charts Quotes

1. "The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic."
Author: Dominic Chianese

2. "The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims."
Author: Ezra Miller

3. "I'm afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad, school, police, church who used to set the standards, now it's tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live."
Author: Gordon Strachan

4. "TRACY MARANDER: [Kurt Cobain] was a really good artist. He would draw cartoons with funny sayings. I have this huge picture of this homeless guy, and it's a satirical thing on how homeless people are mentally ill, they're alcoholics, they had messed up childhoods — but they're expected to fend for themselves in a box in the snow."
Author: Greg Prato

5. "In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices."
Author: Jon Pertwee

6. "I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer."
Author: Kelly Ripa

7. "I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone."
Author: Madhur Bhandarkar

8. "In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy."
Author: Maura Tierney

9. "But why me?Because, idiot, you... are funny and smart and you have a giant heart that you can't even pretend to hide. And you love your friends and your mum, and you held my hand and made me sing when I was so scared I thought I was going to die. I knew you understood, right from the beginning, this thing inside, the stuff in your head that you need to make real. You get that.... And you wear stupid Superman pyjamas without any irony, and your face lights up when you talk about the movies you love.... And... you protect my dwarf. You always have her back. And you have a dimple when you smile that's so cute I almost died the first time I saw it."
Author: Melissa Keil

10. "I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned."
Author: Michael Bay

11. "The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes."
Author: Nikolai Gogol

12. "I'm sorry I laughed...I know it isn't funny for you. It was incredibly stupid of me to laugh. Does it hurt a lot anywhere?'Not really,' I said.'Only a bit in your soul?''Maybe a bit.''Let it sink,' he said. 'Just leave it. You can't use it for anything."
Author: Per Petterson

13. "It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is -- yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it -- they bail."
Author: Rachel Van Dyken

14. "It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles."
Author: Sonia Johnson

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