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1. "We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic."
Author: Caroline Dhavernas
2. "Life is funny isn't it? Just when you think you've got it all figured out,just when you finally begin to plan something, get excited about something,and feel like you know what direction you're heading in, the paths change,the signs change, the wind blows the other way, north is suddenly south, andeast is west, and you're lost. It is so easy to lose your way, to lose direction.And that's with following all the signposts"
Author: Cecelia Ahern
3. "I always like to watch comics and it's interesting that you can tell if someone's funny in 10 seconds."
Author: Christopher Walken
4. "His utter helplessness at the sight of my tears leaked through his confident voice. It was almost funny that such a great warrior as Hasani was reduced to panic at the sight of a stupid tear or two."
Author: Courtney Cole
5. "Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends."
Author: Francine Pascal
6. "Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all."
Author: George M. Cohan
7. "Finally I grinned and said, "I won't eat meat if it's been overcooked." She (Amarinda) glanced up at me, confused, and I added, "I thought you should know that, since we're going to be friends now."Amarinda's smile widened. "I think it's unfair that women aren't allowed to wear trousers. They seem far more comfortable than dresses."I chuckled. "They're not. Every year I think fashion invents one more piece I have to add to my wardrobe.""And one more layer to my skirts." She thought for a moment, then said, "I think it's funny when you're rude to the cook. I shouldn't admit that, but his face turns all sorts of colors when you are and there's nothing he can do about it.""He can overcook my meat."
Author: Jennifer A. Nielsen
8. "Your eyes surprise me every time I look into them and they're looking back at me. Your mouth surprises me, because you always seem to smile more with one half that with the other, like part of you knows a funny secret that none of the rest of us, not even your other half, can guess."
Author: Jennifer Lynn Barnes
9. "When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined."
Author: Jenny Downham
10. "How funny are dogs?"
Author: John Marsden
11. "We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!"
Author: Josh Hutcherson
12. "If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong."
Author: Marlon Wayans
13. "I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny."
Author: Martin Short
14. "Teachers of subjects that this person wasn't even good at are kissing this person and renouncing the very subjects they taught. Math teachers are saying that math was just a funny way of saying "I love you."
Author: Miranda July
15. "98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
16. "And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me."
Author: Molly Ivins
17. "And it's funny because it was my grandpa who painted it shut (window) in the first place, and he had a whole storage shed full of just about every tool you could imagine. He was one of those guys who thought he could fix anything, but it never worked out quite as well as he planned. He was more of a visionary than a nuts -and bolts kind of guy."
Author: Nicholas Sparks
18. "She thought it funny how the poor environment had been raped just fine until there was a sufficient excess of the people who had effected the raping to produce sufficient numbers of themselves who were sufficiently idle that they might begin to protest the raping of the environment, which was irretrievably lost to the raping by that point.And this would be the great soothing cathedral music, the stopping of the chainsaws amid the patter of acid rain, that all good citizens would listen to for the quarter-century it took them all to wire up to cyberspace and forget about the lost hopeless run-over gang-ridden land, reproducing madly still all the while, inside their bunkers listening to NPR."
Author: Padgett Powell
19. "Time moves funny and it's hard to pin down. Occasionally, time offers you a hundred opportunities to do the right thing. Sometimes, it gives you only one chance."
Author: Pat Conroy
20. "Manners are one of the greatest engines of influence ever given to man."
Author: Richard Whately
21. "They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh."
Author: Shannon Hale
22. "If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig."
Author: Todd McFarlane
23. "I'm really funny now."
Author: Wanda Sykes
24. "Isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?"
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

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Mr Lorry asks the witness questions:Ever been kicked? Might have been.Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord."
Author: Charles Dickens

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