Funny Jelly Beans Quotes

1. "About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination of fact based therapy, medically advised kinds of passages accompanied by celebrity anecdotes and just some funny stuff to lighten the load."
Author: Alan Thicke

2. "The mind wants to live forever, or to learn a very good reason why not. The mind wants the world to return its love, or its awareness... The mind's sidekick, however, will settle for two eggs over easy. The dear, stupid body is easily satisfied as a spaniel. And, incredibly, the simple spaniel can lure the brawling mind to its dish. It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious mind will hush if you give it an egg."
Author: Annie Dillard

3. "It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books."
Author: Antonio Lobo Antunes

4. "He would say, "How funny it will all seem, all you've gone through, when I'm not here anymore, when you no longer feel my arms around your shoulders, nor my heart beneath you, nor this mouth on your eyes, because I will have to go away some day, far away..." And in that instant I could feel myself with him gone, dizzy with fear, sinking down into the most horrible blackness: into death."
Author: Arthur Rimbaud

5. "The value of the beans for oil production, as well as for human food, has become recognized so quickly and so generally during the past year that the crop has acquired a commercial standing far in excess of its previous status."
Author: David F. Houston

6. "I think it's great to see how they've grown up, not just as actors but as people. They're still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They've grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They've blossomed."
Author: David Heyman

7. "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"
Author: Dr. Seuss

8. "He had no one but himself to blame, for he'd opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a crack in a window. But the funny thing was, onceyou welcomed in a breeze, there was no stopping what came next. A wind, a storm, thunder and lightning, until you could no longer reach thewindow to close it—and didn't really want to anyway. That's what this new darkness was. Evil in its purest form...-Paris"
Author: Gena Showalter

9. "And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;with eyes that petrified my brain and sunk into my heart."
Author: Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

10. "A woman is a funny animal."
Author: James M. Cain

11. "The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you."
Author: Jill Shalvis

12. "When they were all up playing in the nursery George caught something again and had monia on account of getting cold on his chest and Yourfather was very solemn and said not to grieve if God called little brother away. But God brought little George back to them only he was delicate after that and had to wear glasses, and when Dearmother let Eveline help bathe him because Miss Mathilda was having the measles too Eveline noticed he had something funny there where she didn't have anything. She asked Dearmother if it was a mump, but Dearmother scolded her and said she was a vulgar little girl to have looked. "Hush, child, don't ask questions. Evaline got red all over and cried and Adelaide and Margaret wouldn't speak to her for days on account of her being a vulgar little girl."
Author: John Dos Passos

13. "Nathan kept trying to reassure him. "It doesn't have to mean anything. Not to you. You can forget it, if you'd rather."Matt listened to Nathan's heartbeat, fast and light like a deer flashing through sunshine and shadow. "Listen, Nathan…"Nathan was silent, but Matt could feel the immediate tension down his spine."I loved Rachel with all my heart. You're right, nothing changes that. But—I never wanted her the way I want you."Nathan slid out from under him, rolled over. His face was different, grave but sort of lit from within in a way that gave Matt a funny pain in his chest."
Author: Josh Lanyon

14. "I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am."
Author: Ke$ha

15. "Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or something funny with my head or face or something."
Author: Kel Mitchell

16. "Like a cartoon world, where the figures are flat and outlined in black, jerking through some kind of goofy story that might be real funny if it weren't for the cartoon figures being real guys..."
Author: Ken Kesey

17. "I look at you sometimes," said Valencia, "and I get a funny feeling that you're just full of secrets." "I'm not," said Billy. This"
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

18. "I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything."
Author: Maggie Smith

19. "I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up."
Author: Matt LeBlanc

20. "It was funny that you know someone for years but still discover something you never noticed before."
Author: Nicholas Sparks

21. "If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke."
Author: Richard Russo

22. "I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over."
Author: Rick Riordan

23. "I think it's funny how excited people can get about things I say that don't have anything to do with music. I made a disparaging comment about McDonald's on Twitter once and people flipped out on me."
Author: Ron Pope

24. "I know, baby. I feel the same way about you. Those words never convey what goes through my mind and heart every time I look up and see you sitting in my house. Funny thing is, I always thought my house was full and that there was nothing missing in my life. I had a job I loved. Family who loved me. Good friends to keep me sane. Everything a human could want. And then I met an infuriating, impossible man who added the one thing I didn't know wasn't there." – Tory"Dirty socks on the floor?" – Acheron"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

25. "I do not like onions. It's so funny because I am probably one of the least picky eaters ever. Pretty much any type of new food, I'll try it, I'll eat it. But onions, and pork. Pork and onions."
Author: Stacie Orrico

26. "Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete."
Author: Whitney Cummings

27. "Nothing becomes funny by being labelled so."
Author: William Strunk Jr.

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