Funny Menopause Quotes

1. "The mind wants to live forever, or to learn a very good reason why not. The mind wants the world to return its love, or its awareness... The mind's sidekick, however, will settle for two eggs over easy. The dear, stupid body is easily satisfied as a spaniel. And, incredibly, the simple spaniel can lure the brawling mind to its dish. It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious mind will hush if you give it an egg."
Author: Annie Dillard

2. "It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise."
Author: Brady Anderson

3. "Stevie: "If you think he's a lecher and all men are disgusting, why do you want me to date?"Zena: "Because, Stevie. Now and then, when the moon is full and bluish, when the galaxy is all calm and peaceful and serenity rules and even the falling stars are falling gracefully, and the wind creates a beautiful song, that's when you find one outstanding man. Kind. Loyal. Funny and smart, great in bed but not kinky. A lover in his head and in his body. A man who doesn't think as a dick-obsessed monkey with a brain the size of a testicle, but one who is thoughtful and can hold his emotions in one hand and hug you close with the other. A man who is a hunky, manly man but who can talk to you like your best girlfriend, because that's what he wants to be for you. Your best friend."(Page 44)"
Author: Cathy Lamb

4. "It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."
Author: David Cross

5. "I think I've got a funny face."
Author: Dominic West

6. "Interestingly for me, modern rom coms have not always been funny - many of the iconic rom coms are more like light dramas with occasional comedic moments, often coming from secondary character."
Author: Graeme Simsion

7. "TRACY MARANDER: [Kurt Cobain] was a really good artist. He would draw cartoons with funny sayings. I have this huge picture of this homeless guy, and it's a satirical thing on how homeless people are mentally ill, they're alcoholics, they had messed up childhoods — but they're expected to fend for themselves in a box in the snow."
Author: Greg Prato

8. "Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar."
Author: John Krasinski

9. "It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
Author: Johnny Knoxville

10. "These things you know." Scarlett shook her head in a mock amazement. "Where do you get all this stuff from " "Books you know the things made from words printed on paper and bound together. Im sure you must have seen one even if you've never opened one " Max said. "Ha ha very funny " Scarlett said. Hannah found she had remembered how to smile."
Author: Kate Forsyth

11. "Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets."
Author: Katherine Parkinson

12. "But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."
Author: Kristen Johnston

13. "Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else."
Author: Lloyd Kaufman

14. "You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise."
Author: Lorrie Moore

15. "In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy."
Author: Maura Tierney

16. "A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat."
Author: Reza Aslan

17. "They think the way to be a poet is to wear funny clothes and write sideways on the page."
Author: Richard Yates

18. "I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."
Author: Ronny Cox

19. "If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page."
Author: Thomas Lennon

20. "My imagination? No, I don't think it's VIVID at all. On the contrary, it's not nearly potent enough. My poor imaginative faculties have always needed...extentions. That's why I'm here with you. You're smiling again, or rather you're SMIRKING. Funny word, smirk. Rather like an extraterrestrial surname. Simon Smirk. How do you think that sounds?"
Author: Thomas Ligotti

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