Funny Monopoly Game Quotes

1. "In their figurative game of chess, Anthony Rawlings had Claire in check. Every move she made, he countered."
Author: Aleatha Romig

2. "Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces."
Author: Amy Poehler

3. "A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters."
Author: Barbara Corcoran

4. "I love baseball. The game allowed me the influence to impact kids in a positive way. This gives me a chance to talk to some social issues."
Author: Cal Ripken Jr.

5. "When you are away from the game and busy with other areas, you realize that the world does not revolve around baseball."
Author: Cal Ripken Jr.

6. "She perks up and smiles. "Are you asking me out on a real, live date?"I nod my head."Well, you suck at it, you know. You always have. Sometimes girls like to be asked and not told."She's trying to play hard to get, which is pointless. I've already got her…but I play her game anyway. I kneel down on the floor in front of her and look into her eyes. "Lake, will you do me the honor of accompanying me on a date tomorrow night? "She leans back into the couch and looks away. "I don't know, I'm sort of busy," she says. "I'll check my schedule and let you know." She tries to look put out, but a smile breaks out on her face. She leans forward and hugs me, but I lose my balance and we end up in the floor. I roll her onto her back and she stares up at me and laughs. "Fine. Pick me up at seven."
Author: Colleen Hoover

7. "If he stretches out his hand in order to shake yours, you must not accept it. Smile vaguely, and as soon as he gives up the hope of shaking you by the hand, you stretch out your own hand and try to catch his in vain. This game is repeated until the greater part of the afternoon or evening has elapsed. It is extremely likely that this will be the most amusing part of the afternoon or evening, anyway."
Author: George Mikes

8. "For me, the game would be to assume a very intelligent reader who can extrapolate a lot from a little. And that's become my definition of art; to get that pitch just right, where I can put a hint on page three, and the reader's ears go up a bit, as opposed to dropping it all on the first page."
Author: George Saunders

9. "My dear boy', Le Chiffre spoke like a father, 'the game of Red Indians is over, quite over. You have stumbled by mischance into a game for grown-ups and you have already found it a painful experience. You are not equipped, my dear boy, to play games with adults and it very foolish of your nanny in London to have sent you out here with your spade and bucket. Very foolish indeed and most unfortunate for you.''But we must stop joking, my dear fellow, although I am sure you would like to follow me in developing this amusing little cautionary tale."
Author: Ian Fleming

10. "I'd like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century."
Author: Jarod Kintz

11. "It isn't the big troubles in life that require character. Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh - I really think that requires spirit.It's the kind of character that I am going to develop. I am going to pretend that all life is just a game which I must play as skillfully and fairly as I can. If I lose, I am going to shrug my shoulders and laugh - also if I win."
Author: Jean Webster

12. "You!" she said, stepping forward with a vehement expression and her finger pointed. Heart pounding, I pressed into Al. Funny how he seemed so much safer now. (Newt, Rachel and Al)"
Author: Kim Harrison

13. "I can evaluate a player in a very short period of time because I'm very close to that game, very educated in that game and played the game for a long, long time. I wasn't just a guy with talent. I learned a lot about the game."
Author: Kurt Russell

14. "I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre... It's funny - I don't have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week."
Author: Lana Parrilla

15. "Each time I write a book, every time I face that yellow pad, the challenge is so great. I have written eleven books, but each time I think, ‘Uh oh, they're going to find out now. I've run a game on everybody and they're going to find me out."
Author: Maya Angelou

16. "I lost 'The X Factor,' and I lost 'Deal or No Deal' twice. I'm good at losing game shows."
Author: Olly Murs

17. "When people say 'Charlie Chaplin' I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny walk - I don't think of an old man who was my grandfather."
Author: Oona Chaplin

18. "I'm a huge gamer. I play a lot of games, and I play one game until I'm really, really good at it."
Author: Osric Chau

19. "Women and gay guys always get stuck with that image that they couldn't possibly be interested in the game itself—it had to be the guys. I mean sure it's a fringe benefit but when the game is on the last thing you're thinking about is the bodies of the men. You're concentrating on that red leather oval ball and if it will make it between the triad of poles that will either signify glory or failure."
Author: Sean Kennedy

20. "Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. You taught me the game and you taught me how to play it right."
Author: Wade Boggs

21. "It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores."
Author: Yvette Nicole Brown

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