Funny Montreal Canadiens Quotes

1. "Halfway down the stairs, is a stair, where I sit. There isn't any, other stair, quite like, it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair, where, I always, stop. Halfway up the stairs, isn't up, and isn't down. It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town. And all sorts of funny thoughts, run round my head: It isn't really anywhere! It's somewhere else instead!"
Author: A.A. Milne

2. "It's funny how those we care about can create the same reaction that we get when we are facing down a monster ready to kill us."
Author: Brandy Nacole

3. "Will. For a moment her heart hesitated. She remembered when Will had died, her agony, the long nights alone, reaching across the bed every morning when she woke up, for years expecting to find him there, and only slowly growing accustomed to the fact that side of the bed would always be empty. The moments when she had found something funny and turned to share the joke with him, only to be shocked anew that he was not there. The worst moments, when, sitting alone at breakfast, she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes or the depth of his laugh; that, like the sound of Jem's violin music, they had faded into the distance where memories are silent."
Author: Cassandra Clare

4. "I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose."
Author: David Spade

5. "I don't go after him. He's a funny sort of boy. I've known that from the start. Not just because he seems angry and contemptuous or the way he walks like a tough guy. Because of his smile - it's a child's smile."
Author: Delphine De Vigan

6. "A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
Author: Ernest Hemingway

7. "It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not."
Author: Gayle Forman

8. "Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour."
Author: Henry Allingham

9. "It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14."
Author: Jennifer Connelly

10. "You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in."
Author: Majel Barrett

11. "Are they supposed to cry so much and giggle every second when they're not crying? They never quit finding something so funny that I thought it'd break my eardrums a few times."
Author: Mary Connealy

12. "It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it."
Author: Matt LeBlanc

13. "It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there."
Author: Naima Adedapo

14. "A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done."
Author: Richard Ayoade

15. "At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in the world--the Holocaust, racism, rape, et cetera. But for the sake of comedy, and the comedian's personal sanity, this requires a certain emotional distance. It's akin to being a shrink or a social worker. you might think that the most sensitive, empathetic person would make the best social worker, but that person would end up being soup on the floor. It really takes someone strong--someone, dare I say, with a big fat wall up--to work in a pool of heartbreak all day and not want to fucking kill yourself. But adopting a persona at once ignorant and arrogant allowed me to say what I didn't mean, even preach the opposite of what I believed. For me, it was a funny way to be sincere. And like the jokes in a roast, the hope is that the genuine sentiment--maybe even a goodness underneath the joke (however brutal) transcends."
Author: Sarah Silverman

16. "Books are funny little portable pieces of thought."
Author: Susan Sontag

17. "It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani."
Author: Tiffani Thiessen

18. "I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid."
Author: Uma Thurman

19. "There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are."
Author: Vanessa Bayer

20. "It is funny what a year can do."
Author: Victor Cruz

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