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1. "I kicked, shouted an obscene word, got another faceful of goo for my troubles, and did the only thing left available to me. I started to laugh. This was a stupid way to die, all right. But also a god damned funny one."
Author: Adam Troy Castro
2. "The fact is I'm choosy, but mainly about a man's character. He has to be interesting, funny and clever. I don't even mind if he's not very good-looking."
Author: Agyness Deyn
3. "A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough."
Author: Bruce Nash
4. "Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.'"
Author: Dionne Bromfield
5. "An early editor characterized my books as 'romantic comedy for intelligent adults.' I think people see them as funny but kind. I don't set out to write either funny or kind, but it's a voice they like, quirky like me... And you know, people like happy endings."
Author: Elinor Lipman
6. "Because when I first saw you I thought-no, I knew-you were special. Because I still think that every time I look at you. Because I think you're smart and funny and brave. But most of all," he grins at me- "because I like questions."
Author: Elizabeth Scott
7. "After that came her biggie: a triple murder--her dealer, the dealer's sister, and the dealer's sister's boyfriend.Reading that made me feel a little funny that we'd fucked and I'd loved her."
Author: George Saunders
8. "It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon."
Author: Habeeb Akande
9. "You like the girl," Alasdair offered.Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him."Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told her it couldn't possibly be true. The moment you try to make a joke, the sky shall split and the Four Horsemen will ride out, heralding Apocalypse."
Author: Ilona Andrews
10. "I didn't have the equipment for the regular world of being a lawyer. I didn't have the imagination for that. I did have a funny kind of ambition, but I didn't know where to put it."
Author: Michael Lindsay Hogg
11. "That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God."
Author: Neal Stephenson
12. "He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins."
Author: Paula McLain
13. "I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation."
Author: Pharrell Williams
14. "Akmon pulled a ratchet wrench from the tool belt and spun it like a noisemaker. "Oh, very nice! I'm definitely keeping this! Thanks, Blue Bottom!"Blue Bottom?Leo glanced down. His pants had slipped around his ankles again, revealing his blue undershorts. "That's it!" he shouted. "My stuff. Now. Or I'll show you how funny a flaming dwarf is."His hands caught fire."
Author: Rick Riordan
15. "Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook? I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future--yours."
Author: Sienna McQuillen
16. "Sex is funny and love is serious."
Author: Stephan Jenkins
17. "I don't know if I'm embarrassed because I think it's a funny show, but I could imagine there being a snootiness about it, but I do find 'The Big Bang Theory' very funny. I think that's a good show. I think it's fun, I like the actors; I think they're all doing a great job."
Author: Stephen Merchant
18. "I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up, I stomp back onto the beach, turn my face upward and snap, "Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin."It's almost funny how quickly the parachute appears above me. I reach up and the tube lands squarely in my open hand. "About time" I say, but I can't keep the scowl on my face. Haymitch. What I wouldn't give for five minutes of conversation with him."
Author: Suzanne Collins
19. "It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."
Author: Tracey Ullman
20. "U really hAve a funny and uNique way of showing whAt U feel! Sometimes U SaY it through a puzzle, sOmetiMes wiTh nO haSslE, soMetiMes in silence, somEtImes in IrOnY. HoWeVer U do it, juSt wish thAt the oNe U love WoN't give uP eAsilY aNd wOuLd paTientLy wAit 4 tHe daY U leArn to TrUst lOvE & loVinG aGaiN!"
Author: Verloren13

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This," said Laurent, "is a little more—"It was a word of sharp points: "—intimate," he said, "than ice." "Too intimate?" Damen said. Slowly, he was kneading Laurent's shoulders.He did not usually think of himself as someone with suicidal impulses."
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