1. Top Famous Quotes
    2. /
  2. Groucho Quotes

Top Groucho Quotes

Browse top 9 famous quotes and sayings about Groucho by most favorite authors.

Favorite Groucho Quotes

1. "Groucho Marx continued to alternately call Margaret Dumont "a great lady" and to denigrate her in interviews. But he seemed, at the end, to realize how important she'd been to his career. When accepting his 1974 Lifetime Achievement Oscar, the ailing Groucho told the audience, "I only wish Harpo and Chico could have been here—and Margaret Dumont."
Author: Eve Golden
2. "Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books."
Author: Groucho Marx
3. "Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?Woman: Really?Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere."
Author: Groucho Marx
4. "Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."
Author: Groucho Marx
5. "I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:"
Author: Groucho Marx
6. "The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl."
Author: Irving Berlin
7. "Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho."
Author: Jean Luc Godard
8. "Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective."
Author: John Lithgow
9. "I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so!"
Author: Sarah Silverman

Groucho Quotes Pictures

Quotes About Groucho
Quotes About Groucho
Quotes About Groucho

Today's Quote

Supra is preferable to infra! The greater your leadership,the greater your influence."
Author: Anyaele Sam Chiyson

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Copyright © 2023 Top Famous Quotes. All Rights Reserved. | New Quotes | Topic List | Author List | Privacy Policy | About Us | Contact Us |