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1. "Mert a feminizmus célja nem egy bizonyos notípus létrehozása. Az a gondolat cseszi el olyan régóta a feminizmust, hogy vannak inherens módon „jó" és „rossz" notípusok – az a tévhit, hogy „mi" nem fogadhatjuk el a kurvás csajokat, a sötét csajokat, a rosszmájú csajokat, a takarítónot alkalmazó csajokat, az olyan csajokat, akik otthon maradnak a gyerekekkel, az olyan csajokat, akik „tündérporral üzemel" lökhárítómatricával ellátott, rózsaszín Mini Metrót vezetnek, a burkás csajokat, valamint az olyan csajokat, akik azt képzelik, hogy feleségül mennek Zach Braffhoz a Dokikból, és idonként a mentoben szexelnek, miközben a stáb többi tagja nézi és tapsikol. Tudjátok, mit? A feminizmus mindnyájatokat befogad. Mi a feminizmus? Egyszeruen az a nézet, amely szerint a noknek ugyanolyan szabadoknak kell lenniük, mint a férfiaknak, akármilyen dilisek, ostobák, hiszékenyek, rosszul öltözöttek, kövérek, lusták vagy önteltek is. Te feminista vagy? Hahaha! Hát persze!"
Author: Caitlin Moran
2. "Because the purpose of feminism isn't to make a particular type of woman. The idea that there are inherently wrong and inherently right "types" of women is what's screwed feminism for so long?—?this belief that "we" wouldn't accept slaggy birds, dim birds, birds that bitch, birds that hire cleaners, birds that stay at home with their kids, birds that have pink Mini Metros with POWERED BY FAIRY DUST! bumper stickers, birds in burkas or birds that like to pretend, in their heads, that they're married to Zach Braff from Scrubs and that you sometimes have sex in an ambulance while the rest of the cast watch and, latterly, clap. You know what? Feminism will have all of you.What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy and smug they might be.Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are."
Author: Caitlin Moran
3. "Duh, Winning!!!!(hhahaha)"
Author: Charlie Sheen
4. "Banyak sekali orang yang doyan kopi tiwus ini. Bapak sendiri ndak ngerti kenapa. Ada yang bilang bikin seger, bikin tentrem, bikin sabar, bikin tenang, bikin kangen... hahaha! Macem-macem! Padahal kata Bapak sih biasa-biasa saja rasanya, Mas. Barangkali, memang kopinya yang ajaib. Bapak ndak pernah ngutak-ngutik, tapi berbuah terus. Dari kali pertama tinggal di sini, kopi itu sudah ada. Kalau 'tiwus' itu asalnya dari almarhumah anak gadis Bapak. waktu kecil dulu, tiap dia lihat bunga kopi di sini, dia suka ngomong 'tiwus-tiwus' gitu," dengan asyik Pak Seno mendongeng. Filosofi Kopi"
Author: Dee
5. "I am fat with love! Husky with ardor! Morbidly obese with devotion! A happy, busy bumblebee of marital enthusiasm. I positively hum around him, fussing and fixing. I have become a strange thing. I have become a wife. I find myself steering the ship of conversations- bulkily, unnaturally- just so i can say his name aloud. I have become a wife, i have become a bore, I have been asked to forfeit my Independent Young Feminist card. I don't care. I balance his checkbook, I trim his hair. I've gotten so retro, at one point i will probably use the word pocketbook, shuffling out the door in my swingy tweed coat, my lips red, on the way to the beauty parlour. Nothing bothers me. Everything seems liek it will turn out fine, every bother transformed into an amusing story to be told over dinner. 'So I killed a hobo today, honey...hahahaha! Ah, we have fun!"
Author: Gillian Flynn
6. "Got to go sing in a few minutes... no, that's GOT to go sing in a few minutes, as in... GOT TO GO SING in a few minutes... hahaha It's an all consuming compassion/obsession... a drawing... a wonderful bliss... a union of soul and spirit, of notes and voice, of all of life's vibrating essence. String theory... all of life is vibrating, is alive, and the life of that essence is music itself!!"
Author: Gloria Smith
7. "The teeth must have escaped while you murdered the rest of it," said Bramble, cough-laughing into her napkin. "Ha ha ha! You know, sometimes I think Clover is harboring some deep, dark shocking secret. Fire poker! Ba-hahahahaaa!"
Author: Heather Dixon
8. "Ed, "I hate deserts. There is nothing but sand *collapses* If there was some grass I could turn it into bread. I'm starving! Huh? Hey! Al' where'd you go? Al? Hey!"Al, "Down here! *Al's hand emerges from the sand beneath Ed and grabs Ed's leg*"Ed, "AHH!!"Al, "I sunk again. . ."(cut to later, after Ed dug Al out)Al, "I get full."Ed, "Full of what? *kicks Al and sand falls out of his chest plate and buries Ed*"Al, "Hahahaha. . .hahaha. . .haha. . . ha. . . *still laughing, inches away from Ed*"Ed, "*bursts out of sand and starts running after Al* Get back here!"Al, "What are you going to do?"Ed, "Nothing!"Al, "Than why are you chasing me?"Ed, "Stop and you'll find out!"Al, "I promise I won't get buried again!"Ed, "Not unless it's by me!"Al," Ed!"Ed, "Rrrrrrrrr!"
Author: Hiromu Arakawa
9. "Hahahaha, so watching him giving a lecture is an aphrodisiac?"
Author: Ika Natassa
10. "Hohohoho, Mister Finn, you're going to be Mister Finnagain! Comeday morm and, O, you're vine! Sendday's eve and, ah you're vinegar! Hahahaha, Mister Funn, you're going to be fined again!"
Author: James Joyce
11. "Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!"
Author: Jim Butcher
12. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Author: Niall Horan
13. "A Short Alternative Medical DictionaryDefinitions courtesy of Dr Lemuel Pillmeister (also known as Lemmy)Addiction - When you can give up something any time, as long as it's next Tuesday.Cocaine - Peruvian Marching Powder. A stimulant that has the extraordinary effect that the more you do, the more you laugh out of context.Depression - When everything you laugh at is miserable and you can't seem to stop.Heroin - A drug that helps you to escape reality, while making it much harder to cope when you are recaptured.Psychosis - When everybody turns into tiny dolls and they have needles in their mouths and they hate you and you don't care because you have THE KNIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Author: Nikki Sixx
14. "By nature, it's impossible to describe enlightenment! How do you plan on sharing your enlightenment? Hahaha, that's impossible. Wake up! That'll be the end of the world if you ever succeed!"
Author: Osamu Tezuka
15. "Next week I dont care im gonna eateveryday like there's no tomorrowhahahaha COS LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BESKINNY"
Author: Peluboy1
16. "They're waiting for you. Go on in." Adrian leaned close to Keith's ear and spoke in an ominous voice. "If.You.Dare." He poked Keith's shoulder and gave a "Muhahaha" kind of monster laugh."
Author: Richelle Mead
17. "To my wonderful readers:Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHA.But seriously, I love you guys."
Author: Rick Riordan
18. "You will be so dead, dear Sister. Make telpon dari tadi kayak Kroasia ada di sebelah Jakarta aja. Huahahaha"
Author: Sitta Karina
19. "DIDA: Ja od ove žene tražim samo to - da me ostavi na miru! Ali ona ne može shvatiti da mi je od nje mucno. To dolazi od toga što sam previše godina s njom spavao. Morao sam prestati mnogo prije, ali toj staroj nije nikad bilo dosta - a ja sam bio dobar u krevetu... Nisam trebao toliko toga rasipati na nju... Kažu da svatko ima odredenu kolicinu i ta je odbrojena. No, još je malo ostalo u meni, još malo, i ja cu izabrati neku dobru da to na nju potrošim. Izabrat cu nešto narocito, nije mi stalo koliko stoji, obasut cu je krznom od samurovine! Haha! Skinut cu je golu i obasuti je samurovinom i udaviti je draguljima! Haha! Skinut cu je golu i udaviti je draguljima i obasuti je samurovinom i ševiti je od jutra do sutra. Hahahahaha!"
Author: Tennessee Williams
20. "Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
Author: Terry Pratchett
21. "England really is the birthplace, the heart and soul of football. If Barcelona had Liverpool's fans, or Arsenal's, or United's, we'd have won 20 Champions Leagues, hahaha!"
Author: Xavi

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