Haruhi Quotes

1. "Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?!The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious-- a toy!"
Author: Bisco Hatori

2. "Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!"
Author: Bisco Hatori

3. "Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi"
Author: Bisco Hatori

4. "Mom! This is Haruhi! We'll adopt her someday so don't forget!~Hikaru and Kaoru"
Author: Bisco Hatori

5. "Kaoru." "Hikaru? How long have you been there? "Kaoru, how do you feel about Haruhi?" "She's a funny little tanuki." "You don't have to lie to me. Sorry that I didn't realize it until now. I know you've been worrying about me, but you don't have to lie anymore. You like Haruhi too, don't you?" "What are you talking about, Hikaru? I don't--" "Then how about this? You know we talked about adopting Haruhi. That's the best solution. That way the three of us will always be together." "Are you completely stupid, Hikaru? Adopting Haruhi was just a joke. We're not playing house. It'd never happen. I'm so fed up with your childishness!!" "Kaoru..." "Besides, would you be happy being a threesome forever? You really want to share Haruhi with me? That's not what I want!" "Kaoru...?" "I won't share her with you or milord! Especially... ... If your willing to just give her up like that! I'll never step aside for you if that's the case!"
Author: Bisco Hatori

6. "You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!"~Haruhi"
Author: Bisco Hatori

7. "Tamaki: Spring, m'man, was made for romantic comedy!! And Haruhi and I make the perfect couple! We're meant for this!Karou and Hikaru: What about us?Tamaki: You are sexless!"
Author: Bisco Hatori

8. "Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it."
Author: Bisco Hatori

9. "That's why I'm going to kill you and see how Haruhi Suzumiya reacts."
Author: Nagaru Tanigawa

10. "As I looked at her from the side, I became newly aware of the softness of the curves of her face. Nagato said she was the "potential for evolution." According to Asahina, she was a "time warp." Koizumi treated her as "God." Then what about me? What did "Haruhi Suzumiya" mean to me?Haruhi was Haruhi and nobody else. I wasn't going to use such overblown language to dodge the question. But I didn't happen to have a decisive answer. Isn't that natural? If someone points to the classmate sitting behind you and asks, "What is she to you?" How are you supposed to respond? ... No, sorry. Guess that's still dodging the question. Haruhi wasn't just a classmate to me. Of course, she also wasn't the "potential for evolution" or a "time warp," much less "God." She couldn't possibly be."
Author: Nagaru Tanigawa

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