Herpes Quotes

1. "Leo turned to me, his upper lip curved in that way it does when he's confused. "What exactly is your problem? You broke it off with me, remember?"The bitch wasn't backing down. Now she had control of my hands. She wagged a finger at Leo. "And you just couldn't wait to climb aboard that silicone-stuffed herpes ride, could you?"
Author: Barbra Annino

2. "I lean forward and grab the bowl of ice cream she didn't finish and pull it to my, then take a bite. She watches me as I close my lips around the spoon and pull it out of my mouth. She scrunches up her nose staring at the spoon. "I could have herpes, you know," she says. I grin at her and wink. "You somehow just made herpes sound appealing."
Author: Colleen Hoover

3. "Just looking for a piece of adventure, my ass. You already have an adventure. Who is he?"An enigma."Just a guy I met the other night," I answered."And why the hell would you not want to see him? Did he have herpes or something? Because that's a damn shame. Like paint splattered all over a Van Gogh. Or a naked Ryan Gosling."
Author: Cora Carmack

4. "Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."
Author: Demetri Martin

5. "Em 2005 pela primeira vez na vida pipocou herpes nos meus lábios em razão de estresse e agora em 2012 as mesmas decidiram me revisitar e ficaram pro chá."
Author: Filipe Russo

6. "Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? Herpes does that, too."
Author: Isaac Marion

7. "I imagined the lies the valedictorian was telling them right now. About the exciting future that lies ahead. I wish she'd tell them the truth: Half of you have gone as far in life as you're ever going to. Look around. It's all downhill from here. The rest of us will go a bit further, a steady job, a trip to Hawaii, or a move to Phoenix, Arizona, but out of fifteen hundred how many will do anything truly worthwhile, write a play, paint a painting that will hang in a gallery, find a cure for herpes? Two of us, maybe three? And how many will find true love? About the same. And enlightenment? Maybe one. The rest of us will make compromises, find excuses, someone or something to blame, and hold that over our hearts like a pendant on a chain."
Author: Janet Fitch

8. "Not to brag, but I was instrumental to the success of the instrumental version of the popular retirement home song, "Grandma Got Herpes—For A Discount"."
Author: Jarod Kintz

9. "...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I've tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try, it's always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes. I assume..."
Author: Jenny Lawson

10. "…it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored."
Author: Jeremy Clarkson

11. "You," Madeline said, her voice hollow and wheezing, "are like a bad case of herpes, wizard. You're inconvenient, embarassing, no real threat, and you simply will not go away."
Author: Jim Butcher

12. "The Dark Ages are alive and secretly thriving like a herpes infection among us."
Author: Juliette Fay

13. "According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class. If you have it, then you never talk about it.""Oh". Johnny nodded slowly. "Just like herpes."
Author: Kristin Walker

14. "Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war, or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives. That's not cynicism, that's maturity."
Author: Max Brooks

15. "Oh C'mon. Can you ever "solve" poverty? Can you ever "solve" crime? Can you ever "solve" disease, unemployment, war or any other societal herpes? Hell no. All you can hope for is to make them manageable enough to allow people to get on with their lives. That's not cynicism, that's maturity. You can't stop the rain. All you can do is just build a roof that you hope won't leak, or at least leak on the people who are gonna vote for you."
Author: Max Brooks

16. "All I could think about was throwing something at her— something made of glass. Or spikes. Or a viral disease. They really should invent Herpes In A Jar for moments like these"
Author: Robin Mellom

17. "Yes, he's like a rash for which there's no cure. It only goes away for a bit before returning unexpectedly to ruin every pleasurable experience. He should have been named Herpes rather than ZT. Or maybe just Herpes Z, since he's a very special irritant. (Arik)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

18. "It was a newsflash to me that dating as a pre-thirty divorcette was as bad as having herpes."
Author: Stephanie Klein

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