Junk Quotes

1. "If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV."
Author: Anita Baker

2. "A szor a noi lét egyik legelso és legnagyobb gondja. Hívatlanul jelenik meg, úgyhogy döntést kell hozni róla – ami magunknak és a külvilágnak is azt jelzi, kik vagyunk. Mivel a kamaszkorral kezdodik a bonyolult, élethosszig tartó töprengés, hogy mit is csináljunk vele, a szor a nyitánya az évtizedekig tartó néma sikoltozásnak: „KI VAGYOK ÉN?", miközben az üres kosarat markolászva állunk a drogériában egy sor különféle termék elott. Valamint a szorre fordítjuk a legtöbb pénzt és figyelmet. A „rossz" helyen felbukkanó szorre: a lábakon, a hónaljban, az ajkak fölött, az állon, a karon, a mellbimbón, az arcon és a medencetájék különbözo pontjain. E szor ellen életünk végéig tartó irtó hadjáratot indítunk. Ez jelzi a mindennapok árapályait – ehhez igazítjuk a teendoket. Olykor egy egész noi életet."
Author: Caitlin Moran

3. "I'm a television junkie."
Author: Candice Accola

4. "He considers it for a moment and spits out the seeds, which sprout, quickly, into tiny junkblossoms sizzling with recursive algorithms. The algorithms wriggle through thorny vines, veins of clotted pink juice."
Author: Catherynne M. Valente

5. "If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates."
Author: Charles Bukowski

6. "If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh."
Author: Chris Abani

7. "Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, in a slaughterhouse, in a mortuary. We'd go anywhere to look good by comparison, and what I realize is mostly what I hate about Evie is the fact that she's so vain and stupid and needy. But what I hate most is how she's just like me. What I really hate is me so I hate pretty much everybody."
Author: Chuck Palahniuk

8. "My page is junk, because I hate putting anything to do with me on the site, it just feels wrong."
Author: Colin Greenwood

9. "If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood."
Author: Cyma Rizwaan Khan

10. "Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail."
Author: Daniel Handler

11. "He kept messing with her, trying to get her to sleep with him, but Eve had yet to do anything but tease him. In a world full of whores and junkies, not getting laid was a huge turn-on."
Author: Debra Anastasia

12. "Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss"
Author: Diablo Cody

13. "Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food."
Author: Diane Abbott

14. "I'm a pretty big news junkie."
Author: Eddie Trunk

15. "Igen: élni, míg élünk,Igen: ez a szabály.De mit csináljunk az életünkkel,Ha fáj?Élni, míg élünk"
Author: Endre Ady

16. "A society that thinks the choice between ways of living is just a choice between equally eligible 'lifestyles' turns universities into academic cafeterias offering junk food for the mind."
Author: George Will

17. "You need to be an adrenalin junkie when you travel with kids."
Author: Graeme Le Saux

18. "Live fast, eat junk, leave a bloated corpse."
Author: Graham McNamee

19. "We're not in prison, we're not junkies and we're not Young Tories...it's no small achievement."
Author: Iain Banks

20. "It's easier to sell junk when you're known than works of genius when you're unknown."
Author: Iris Murdoch

21. "Sometimes ah think that people become junkies just because they subconsciously crave a wee bit ay silence."
Author: Irvine Welsh

22. "The Macau casinos have a wonderful business, it's taking in money from Chinese businessmen elsewhere who send it through junky companies to casinos to gamble. The growth continues and they have basically western managers and western accounting, so we trust the numbers a little bit more."
Author: James Chanos

23. "I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum"
Author: Janet Evanovich

24. "If coffee is a drug, then I am a junky. And if coffee's not a drug, then I'm still a junky. Damnit."
Author: Jarod Kintz

25. "Just because I'd kicked junk, after all, did not mean I'd kicked being a junkie. And junkies lie. It's their primary addition."
Author: Jerry Stahl

26. "If you eliminate the junk food, you don't really run the risk of gaining weight if you've got a good workout routine."
Author: Joe Bastianich

27. "Not everyone is capable of writing junk fiction: It requires an authentic junk mind."
Author: John Gardner

28. "An object imbued with intent - it has power, it's treasure, we're drawn to it. An object devoid of intent - it's random, it's imitative, it repels us. It's like a piece of junk mail to be thrown away."
Author: John Hockenberry

29. "But you can't start. Only a baby can start. You and me - why, we're all that's been. The anger of a moment, the thousand pictures, that's us. This land, this red land, is us; and the flood years and the dust years and the drought years are us. We can't start again. The bitterness we sold to the junk man - he got it all right, but we have it still. And when the owner men told us to go, that's us; and when the tractor hit the house, that's us until we're dead. To California or any place - every one a drum major leading a parade of hurts, marching with our bitterness. And some day - the armies of bitterness will all be going the same way. And they'll all walk together, and there'll be a dead terror from it."
Author: John Steinbeck

30. "You're buying years of work, toil in the sun; you're buying a sorrow that can't talk. But watch it, mister. There's a premium goes with this pile of junk and the bay horses - so beautiful - a packet of bitterness to grow in your house and to flower, some day. We could have saved you, but you cut us down, and soon you will be cut down and there'll be none of us to save you."
Author: John Steinbeck

31. "It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who are irrational and can barely cope. If you want to know how stupid you're perceived to be by the people up there, count the unsolicited junk mail you receive. If you get a lot, you're perceived to be alluringly stupid."
Author: Jon Ronson

32. "But the not-very-highbrow truth of the matter was that the reading was how I got my ya-yas out.For the sake of my bookish reputation I upgraded to Tolstoy and Steinbeck before I understood them, but my dark secret was that really, I preferred the junk. The Dragonriders of Pern, Flowers in the Attic, The Clan of the Cave Bear. This stuff was like my stash of Playboys under the mattress."
Author: Julie Powell

33. "He looked at me, eyebrows high and the sun glinting on his disguise-black hair. "You do the damnedest things in order to rile yourself up. Most people settle for doing it in an elevator, but not you. No, you have to make sure it's a vampire you're playing kissy-face with." Heat washed through me, pulled by anger and embarrassment. Ivy had said the same thing. "I do not!" "Rache," he cajoled, sitting up to match my posture. "Look at yourself. You're an adrenaline junkie. You not only need danger to make good in the bedroom, you need it to get through your normal day." "Shut up!" I shouted, giving him a backhanded thwack on his shoulder. "I like adventure, that's all."
Author: Kim Harrison

34. "I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned."
Author: Kristen Bell

35. "You're telling me that if i keep dropping bombs into a junkyard, someday all the pieces will blast together into a perfect Mercedes. that's what the big bang proposes. that's what evolution teaches. That chaos gave rise to perfection. But we know it works the other way round don't we?"
Author: Laurence B. Brown

36. "During one of my early seminars, there were a bunch of seminar junkies there."
Author: Leonard Orr

37. "Some junk novels were all about airports. Some junk novels were even called things like Airport. Why, then you might ask, was there no airport called Junk Novel? …Junk novels have been around for at least as long as non-junk novels, and airports haven't been around for very long at all. But they both really took off at the same time. Readers of junk novels and people in airports wanted the same thing: escape, and quick transfer from one junk novel to another junk novel and from one airport to another airport."
Author: Martin Amis

38. "I normally don't eat junk food."
Author: Martin Yan

39. "Junk food drags you down."
Author: Miranda Lambert

40. "I came to hate how everything gets junked in America: the food processed and adulterated with sugar and fat; the clothes cheapened; the TV dumbed down; the sex commodified. So that no matter how much we're given, we never feel sated, we're always craving. I came to see how we're addicted to addiction."
Author: Orna Ross

41. "I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts."
Author: Peace Pilgrim

42. "The stores along Hollywood Boulevard were already beginning to fill up with overpriced Christmas junk, and the daily papers were beginning to scream about how terrible- it would be if you didn't get your Christmas shopping done early."
Author: Raymond Chandler

43. "Everyone would be healthier if they didn't eat junk food."
Author: Robert Atkins

44. "Vasco lived in Mangrove Heights, on a bluff overlooking the river. The first time Jed saw the house, he couldn't help thinking of the Empire of Junk. Towers jostled with gables, beams with columns. Gargoyles leered from the eaves, tongues sharp as the heads of arrows, eyes like shelled eggs. The front garden had been planted with all kinds of trees, so the house seemed to skulk. The path to the front door crackled with dead leaves. He could smell plaster, the inside of birds' nests, river sewage. 'I should have been born in a place like this,' Jed said, but Vasco was opening the door and didn't hear."
Author: Rupert Thomson

45. "We're newspaper junkies; I can't imagine life without a newspaper."
Author: Sally Quinn

46. "I know it's sappy, but I bet there's a market for civility and niceness out there that, while probably not as titillating as a junkyard scrap between shirtless adversaries, it'd sure be healthier."
Author: Steven Weber

47. "No more junk talk, no more lies. No more mornings in the hospital getting bad blood drained out of me. No more doctors trying to analyse what makes me a drug addict. No more futile attempts at trying to control my heroin use. No more defending myself when I know I am practically indefensible. No more police using me as practice. No more ODs, no more losses. No more trying to take an intellectual position on my heroin addiction when it takes more than it gives. No more dope-sick mornings, no more slow suicide, no more pain without end.No more AA. No more NA. No more mind control. No more being a victim, no more looking for reasons in childhood, in God in anything but what exists in HERE. No more admitting I am powerless. Down the dusty Los Angeles sidewalks, down the urine stained London back alleys … there goes the connection fading into the crowd like a 1960's Polaroid."Business…?""Whachoo need…?""Chiva…?"
Author: Tony O'Neill

48. "Fruit often ends up rotting in the crisper drawer. Well, that's the wrong place to put it. Out of sight, out of mind. The kids all know where the junk-food shelf is. Make the fruit that easy to get to. Put a big huge bowl of fruit on the counter."
Author: Tyler Florence

49. "Personally, I'm choosing to dwell upon the glory of the kingdom of which I am a part, even though I'm still a witness and sometimes a victim of the junk in ‘this' world."
Author: Van Harden

50. "I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie."
Author: Zach Galifianakis

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