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1. "An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face."
Author: Andrew Hussie
2. "Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer."
Author: Jason Segel
3. "Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several of them."
Author: Jim Henson
4. "Hey, hot cheeks!" A hand smacked my ass and I shrieked. Spinning around, I glared at Dan Ottoman, a blond, pimply, clarinet player from band. He leered back at me and winked. "Never took you for a player, girl," he said, trying to ooze charm but reminding me of a dirty Kermit the Frog. "Come down to band sometime. I've got a flute you can play"
Author: Julie Kagawa
5. "If I have a rough day, and I'm angry, I'll just go into Kirk Douglas and throw over a table. And when I need to lift my spirits, Kermit can always do the trick."
Author: Rich Little
6. "And so, my beloved Kermit, my dear little Hussein, at the moment America changed forever, your father was wandering an ICBM-denuded watseland, nervously monitoring his radiation level, armed only with a baseball bat, a 10mm pistol, and six rounds of ammunition, in search of a vicious gang of mohawked marauders who were 100 percent bad news and totally had to be dealth with. Trust Daddy on this one."
Author: Tom Bissell
7. "Duelo de ingenio con el inspector Ford El secuestro extravaganteOs quiere, Kermit. P.S. Esto no es una broma. Adjunto una broma para que podáis apreciar la diferencia"
Author: Woody Allen

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