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1. "My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa."
Author: Caterina Murino
2. "I braced myself for something wise and useful. Dink, like most Bubbas, could be quite insightful and kind when you least expected it."Always remember one thing in this life," he said, pausing to stare at the koala's big brown glass eyes. I knew he woulda shot it if we were really in the wild."What is it, Dink? What should I remember? I could really use some perspective here.""Always remember . . . you can't drink all day if you don't start in the mornin'."
Author: Celia Rivenbark
3. "If one more person tells me how big this country is, I'm going to go kick a koala."
Author: Elle Lothlorien
4. "My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded."
Author: Eric San
5. "So, Grace, how's school?" I asked myself. Dad nodded, eyes on the baby koala now struggling in the guest's arms. "Oh, it's fine," I continued, and Dad made a mumbling noise of agreement. I added, "Nothing special, aside from the load of pandas they brought in, and the teachers abandoning us to cannibalistic savages-" I paused to see if I'd caught his attention yet, then pressed on. "The whole building caught fire, then I failed drama, and then sex, sex, sex." Dad's eyes abruptly focused, and he turned to me and frowned. "What did you say they were teaching you in school?"
Author: Maggie Stiefvater
6. "I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy."
Author: Milo Ventimiglia
7. "It is tempting to look upon England as a sort of musical Australia, an island culture inhabited by, and sustaining, its own insular fauna – musical kangaroos, koalas, and platypuses. That, however, would be very much to exaggerate England's musical isolation or independence. It is also a considerable exaggeration to view the English preference for thirds as something altogether alien or opposed to continental practice, as if only in remote geographical corners (and behind closed doors, among consenting adults) could harmonies unsanctioned by Pythagoras or the Musica enchiriadis be furtively enjoyed."
Author: Richard Taruskin
8. "Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog."
Author: Ridley Pearson
9. "Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?"
Author: Rob Thurman
10. "I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it."
Author: Steve Irwin
11. "I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend."
Author: Todd Barry
12. "I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also."
Author: Todd Barry
13. "Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?"
Author: Tom Robbins

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