Like In Facebook Quotes

1. "Yeah…uh, about Facebook…all that social networking. I don't have it. My parents check my sister's emails, Facebook, and texts like stalkers. In order to get our cell phones, Kika and I had to agree to the Jordan Household No Privacy Act. I do have a school email account. But Facebook and Twitter…if you're me…there's no point. You'd be my only ‘friend' besides my family."
Author: Anne Eliot

2. "It is very telling what we don't hear in eulogies. We almost never hear things like: "The crowning achievement of his life was when he made senior vice president." Or: "He increased market share for his company multiple times during his tenure." Or: "She never stopped working. She ate lunch at her desk. Every day." Or: "He never made it to his kid's Little League games because he always had to go over those figures one more time." Or: "While she didn't have any real friends, she had six hundred Facebook friends, and she dealt with every email in her in-box every night." Or: "His PowerPoint slides were always meticulously prepared." Our eulogies are always about the other stuff: what we gave, how we connected, how much we meant to our family and friends, small kindnesses, lifelong passions, and the things that made us laugh."
Author: Arianna Huffington

3. "«"Everybody is in trouble with my dad. My dad only sort of gets the Internet. My dad started looking up all his old enemies on Facebook. My dad picks big flamewar fights. It's like my dad just discovered that people can talk about politics without his permission. Facebook is like his new drug, he's getting all sweaty and manic... Farfalla, is Facebook the work of the Devil? Google is ‘not evil,' but nobody ever said that Facebook was ‘not evil.'"»"
Author: Bruce Sterling

4. "I have a bad habit of dropping verbal pellets to get a reaction, like Ursula LeGuin's "A novelist's business is lying" (that particular one got a lot of attention on Facebook), or, "Why is it that Christians hate the word ‘sex'?"
Author: Chila Woychik

5. "I keep trying, and manage some workmanlike stuff that doesn't require inspiration, and then I check my phone, check my email, go on Facebook. I read other people's posts, make jaunty comments, flitter away the time, profane the time."
Author: Deborah Meyler

6. "That's the power behind a tool like Facebook Connect. It is making a Web without walls. Facebook allows you to go to other sites to comment, rate, etc., without having to set up a new profile for that site."
Author: Erik Qualman

7. "Search without Google is like social networking without Facebook: unimaginable."
Author: Evgeny Morozov

8. "Very disturbing mystery:- March 8th 2014:Did the Missing Malaysia flight Boeing 777 crashed or Hijacked ? The fact that is till today unable to find any debris so far from the air /Sea, anywhere in the universe, if that the aircraft is likely to have disintegrated at around 35,000 feet, Why airplane disappears suddenly from radar.https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb..."
Author: Irak.Ibrahim Hussain Didi

9. "I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you."
Author: Jessica Park

10. "Like in Facebook is simply a kiss on the check."
Author: M.F. Moonzajer

11. "A 5'5", 182-pound, 43-year-old man wearing khaki shorts and a UCLA sweatshirt runs to Nicolas Cage in a manner he will spend the rest of the night describing to his slightly bored but equally boring date as "ambushing." No one else is on the street and Nicolas Cage is unable to avoid the man, who wants a picture with his "brand new Droid." As the man, who actually seems to be vibrating and hovering in an almost hummingbird-like way, adjusts his stance for the third attempt at a picture his crotch lightly brushes Nicolas Cage's upper thigh, causing his face to shift from "bemused resignation" to, strangely, "serene bliss," for what will become the man's inaugural Facebook profile picture."
Author: Megan Boyle

12. "I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend."
Author: Nicholas A. Christakis

13. "I feel like I'm just passing through life. But then there's this voice in my head telling me to do something, to create something, to make something, and I want to listen to it, but I don't know how. I want to be able to say something, but I have nothing to say. I want something extraordinary, but I'm ordinary in every way—I just read books about other people and browse the lives of my Facebook friends all day."
Author: Nick Miller

14. "MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games, share pictures. Facebook is much better for sharing than MySpace. LinkedIn is the office, how you stay up to date, solve professional problems."
Author: Reid Hoffman

15. "That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything."
Author: Rick Riordan

16. "Introverts don't like small talk conversation, but they typically don't mind writing. The more people can "see" you on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, or a blog, the more they will feel like they know you, even though you don't have one-on-one interaction with them."
Author: Thom S. Rainer

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