Loser Ex Boyfriends Quotes

1. "Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or perhaps has a little too much to drink on a second date and wept inconsolably while revealing how simply damaged one was, while nonetheless retaining an uncommonly large capacity for love. That kind of thing was, while regrettable, at least comprehensible. But waking up with someone generationally inappropriate, like your grandfather's best buddy?"
Author: Augusten Burroughs

2. "Come writers and criticsWho prophesize with your penAnd keep your eyes wideThe chance won't come againAnd don't speak too soonFor the wheel's still in spinAnd there's no tellin' whoThat it's namin'For the loser nowWill be later to winFor the times they are a-changin'."
Author: Bob Dylan

3. "To be a good loser is to learn how to win."
Author: Carl Sandburg

4. "Iucundum, mea vita, mihi proponis amoremhunc nostrum inter nos perpetuumque fore.Di magni, facite ut uere promittere possit,atque id sincere dicat et ex animo,ut liceat nobit tota perducere vitaaeternum hoc sanctae foedus amicitiae."
Author: Catullus

5. "I was awarded 'Most Aggressive Rider of the Day', generally given to the most spectacular loser of the day."
Author: David Millar

6. "If i or anybody don't know where it her his my next meal's coming from i say to hell with that that doesn't matter (and if he she it or everybody gets a bellyful without lifting my finger i say to hell with that i say that doesn't matter) but if somebody or you are beautiful or deep or generous what i say is whistle that sing that yell that spell that out big (bigger than cosmic rays w ar earthquakes famine or the ex prince of whoses diving into a whatses to rescue miss nobody's probably handbag) because i say that's not swell (get me) babe not (understand me) lousy kid that's something else my sweet (i feel that's true)"
Author: E.E. Cummings

7. "A bunch of different people appear, and they've got their own situations and reasons and excuses, and each one is pursuing his or her own brand of justice or happiness. As a result, nobody can do anything. Obviously. I mean, it's basically impossible for everybody's justice to prevail or everybody's happiness to triumph, so chaos takes over. And then what do you think happens? Simple – a god appears in the end and starts directing traffic. "You go over there, and you come here, and you get together with her, and you just sit still for a while." Like that. He's kind of a fixer, and in the end everything works out perfectly. They call this ‘deus ex machina."
Author: Haruki Murakami

8. "After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because his mother only had his best interest in mind."
Author: Jarod Kintz

9. "My bed feels empty without my ex wife in it. Also, I'm not in it, so that's probably why it feels so empty."
Author: Jarod Kintz

10. "Bet you ten bucks we make it."What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't take the other side of that bet, that only a loser would bet against them. This is really it, she thought, amazed. This is really forever. I believe in this."Min?" he said, and she kissed him, putting all her heart into it. "No bet," she said against his mouth. "Your odds are too good.""Our odds are too good"
Author: Jennifer Crusie

11. "My ex calls the ochre winter 'autumn' as we queue to hear dock boys play jazz fugues in velvet dark.— Broken Verses"
Author: Kamila Shamsie

12. "Dylan looked at me and matter-of-factly said, "My Dad's smart. Boyfriends are way better than girlfriends." I laughed. "Oh really? And why is that?" The kid wrinkled his nose. "Because girls are gross."
Author: L.A. Witt

13. "Postremo pereunt imbres, ubi eos pater aether in gremium matris terrai praecipitavit;at nitidae surgunt fruges ramique virescuntarboribus, crescunt ipsae fetuque gravantur.hinc alitur porro nostrum genus atque ferarum,hinc laetas urbes pueris florere videmus frondiferasque novis avibus canere undique silvas,hinc fessae pecudes pinguis per pabula laetacorpora deponunt et candens lacteus umoruberibus manat distentis, hinc nova prolesartubus infirmis teneras lasciva per herbas ludit lacte mero mentes perculsa novellas.haud igitur penitus pereunt quaecumque videntur,quando alit ex alio reficit natura nec ullamrem gigni patitur nisi morte adiuta aliena."
Author: Lucretius

14. "Greetings from sunny Seattle, where women are "gals," people are "folks," a little bit is a "skosh," if you're tired you're "logy," if something is slightly off it's "hinky," you can't sit Indian-style but you can sit "crisscross applesauce," when the sun comes out it's never called "sun" but always "sunshine," boyfriends and girlfriends are "partners," nobody swears but someone occasionally might "drop the f-bomb," you're allowed to cough but only into your elbow, and any request, reasonable or unreasonable, is met with "no worries."Have I mentioned how much I hate it here?"
Author: Maria Semple

15. "Far from being tortured, the prisoners [at Guantanamo] are being handled literally with kid gloves (or simulated kid-effect gloves). The U.S. military hands each jihadist his complimentary copy of the Koran as delicately as white-gloved butlers bringing His Lordship the Times of London. It's not just unbecoming to buy in to Muslim psychoses; in the end, it's self-defeating. And our self-defeat is their surest shot at victory...Even a loser can win when he's up against a defeatist. A big chunk of Western Civilization, consciously or otherwise, has given the impression that it's dying to surrender to somebody, anybody. Reasonably enough, the jihadists figure: hey, why not us?"
Author: Mark Steyn

16. "She played the role of the gracious ex so well, sometimes she even believed her own performance."
Author: Mary Papas

17. "I remember when being a 'a company man' was a badge of honor; today in Silicon Valley it may brand you a loser or, in the best case scenario, someone afraid to take risks. Ten years ago, if you saw a resume that had multiple jobs in ten years, you would be worried about the capability of the individual. Not so now."
Author: Maynard Webb

18. "I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it's strange."
Author: Megan Fox

19. "You have a winner and a loser and that doesn't bother me, I am man enough to accept that."
Author: Michael Moorer

20. ".. conoscevo un sacco di persona pronte a spiegarmi cosa pensavano di me. Anzi, a occhio stavolta il mio talento di deludere gli altri e rendermi loro odioso mi sarebbe tornato utile ..... avendo solo ex amici e ex compagne mi trovavo nella situazione ideale. Tutti i miei potenziali confidenti mi avrebbero sparato addosso a pallettoni"
Author: Nick Hornby

21. "Giving up doesn't make you a quiter, a loser or a failure.It makes you wise enough to stop holding on to what refuses to be held.Hence i say, letting go hurts,but holding on to what is no longer therehurts even more."
Author: Nomthandazo Tsembeni

22. "Um, Dues ex machina anyone?"
Author: Rick Riordan

23. "Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes."
Author: Robert Kennedy

24. "Learn how to be a loser, because it's important to be a loser to be a winner."
Author: Sanford I. Weill

25. "Sienna McQuillen 1 September near Beaulieu, England, United Kingdom.I cant believe I'm thinking about having some Ex Sex."
Author: Sienna McQuillen

26. "In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure."
Author: Tom Franklin

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