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1. "When I entered college, it was to study liberal arts. At the University of Pennsylvania, I studied English literature, but I fell in love with broadcasting, with telling stories about other people's exploits."
Author: Andrea Mitchell
2. "They were both so beautiful, and their sound, as we said them to each other above the music, made our chests fill up with something electric and buzzing, like love and magic."
Author: Andrew Smith
3. "If the right woman comes into your life, you won't let her go. I'm the last man who would tell you to compromise. Marry someone you can love and accept as she is, Lucivar. Marry someone who will love and accept you. Don't settle for less." Lucivar lowered his arm. "Do you think the right man will come into Cat's life?" "He'll come. If the Darkness is kind, he'll come."
Author: Anne Bishop
4. "I love the way a list makes a big hodgepodge of things simmer down and behave."
Author: Blue Balliett
5. "Caleb came to his mother's side and helped her to her feet. "Besides, if you rest, then I am free to make love to Jacqueline.""Caleb!" Jacqueline had been worried she would say the wrong thing. Instead, Caleb had put his foot in it.But obviously all the cliches she'd ever heard about Italian sons were true. He really could do no wrong, for Mrs. D'Angelo shook her finger at him--but she said indulgently, "You are incorrigible.""Ma, I'm just trying to get going on those grandchildren you want."
Author: Christina Dodd
6. "Sorry, it's all those crossword puzzles I do. I love words..."
Author: Dakota Cassidy
7. "Perhaps watching someone you love suffer can teach you even more than suffering yourself can."
Author: Dodie Smith
8. "I prefer love over sex."
Author: Enrique Iglesias
9. "The one who chooses to love will find appropriate ways to express that decision everyday."
Author: Gary Chapman
10. "Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all."
Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
11. "I love Sherlock Holmes. There's still an awful lot to steal from Conan Doyle. But within a tradition you can work in many different ways."
Author: Henning Mankell
12. "Our tongues have fallen madly in love and gotten married and moved to Paris."
Author: Jandy Nelson
13. "I love dogs and cats, but I don't want to be the guy who says, 'I'm going to Brussels for a while; can you take Poochie?' Or even worse, I could be the guy who takes Poochie to Brussels with him - then I'm really in trouble."
Author: Justin Kirk
14. "Later I had to raise the baby rats she ate, and why I thought one creature was my beloved pet while the other creatures were food is still a mystery to me. That was my first clue that love can warp a hierarchy; the whole pyramid got flipped on its head."
Author: Karen Russell
15. "When his thumb hovered over the red button, she stared at him aghast. "You're truly going to … torture me?"He cast her a puzzled look. "Why wouldn't I torture you?"Because you used to love me, used to cherish me. "I thought we had a moment yesterday? Didn't you like seeing me in lingerie?"In a monotone voice, he said, "Why did the charge throwers have no ill effect on you?"He's truly going to do it? Then fuck him. DEFCON. "Chase, I've tussled with vibrators stronger than your charge throwers."No reaction. "You consumed energy. And channeled it at will. How?"All Valkyrie consumed it—they were each connected through a grid of mystical energy—but Regin was the only one she knew of who could radiate it through her body. She'd inherited the talent from her birth mother. "So how does one get started as a magister? College or trade school?""I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you … glow?""I touched a radioactive alien cock once."He pressed the button."
Author: Kresley Cole
16. "Wake up one morning with a man you had thought you'd spend your life with, and realize, a rock in your gut, that you don't even like him. Spend a weepy afternoon in his bathroom, not coming out when he knocks. You can no longer trust your affections. People and places you think you love may be people and places you hate."
Author: Lorrie Moore
17. "I - will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all."
Author: Marc Norman
18. "True love is unconditional. And if it is a 'Conditions Apply' scenari, then it isn't true love. It is as good as a mutual fund..."
Author: Ravinder Singh
19. "The churn of stale words in the heart againlove love love thud of the old plungerpestling the unalterablewhey of words"
Author: Samuel Beckett
20. "Sometimes, he thought, real love is silent as well as blind."
Author: Stephen King

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