Mcdonald Quotes

1. "My food hero has to be Auguste Escoffier. And the villain? The man who's been most responsible for the death of food in my time is Ronald McDonald. He's always scared me, I think he's evil - he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Him and the Hamburglar."
Author: Arthur Potts Dawson

2. "You call for a constitutional amendment banning abortion? We call for federally-funded, partial-birth abortions at the drive-through at McDonald's."
Author: Bill Maher

3. "I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much."
Author: Brandy Norwood

4. "Every McDonald's, for instance, looks the same—the company deliberately tries to standardize stores' architecture and what employees say to customers, so everything is a consistent cue to trigger eating routines. The foods at some chains are specifically engineered to deliver immediate rewards—the fries, for instance, are designed to begin disintegrating the moment they hit your tongue, in order to deliver a hit of salt and grease as fast as possible, causing your pleasure centers to light up and your brain to lock in the pattern. All the better for tightening the habit loop.1.25"
Author: Charles Duhigg

5. "The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that get fat, dumb and happy and take their eye off the ball and forget about serving customers."
Author: Charlie Bell

6. "It would be arrogant of us for me to say everything at McDonald's is perfect."
Author: Charlie Bell

7. "You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it."
Author: Charlie Sheen

8. "People didn't really like McDonald's, same as her mum didn't really like Catholicism, but when you were new in town, at least it was a known quantity. So that'll be a Quarter-Pounder and a Communion Wafer meal-deal to go."
Author: Christopher Brookmyre

9. "If you get down about the state of American culture, just remember there are still more public libraries in this country than there are McDonalds."
Author: David McCullough

10. "Fluorescent lights on the ceiling lit up the white Formica top of her desk like an operating table, white-sand beach at high noon, French fries under the heat lamp at McDonald's."
Author: Dennis Vickers

11. "McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that."
Author: Derrick Rose

12. "And every year, Ronald McDonald takes the Pulitzer."
Author: Donald Hall

13. "I can pretty much live without fast food. I haven't eaten McDonald's in so long, but it's okay."
Author: Ed Westwick

14. "The crows demur at first, but soon grow bold and eat. He talks to them. He tells them of all the things that bother him—that the politics have changed but the politicians are still the same exact people as back in the sixties, only balder and fatter; he tells them that nobody cares about anything important anymore. He tells them that freedom has nothing to do with money, or the McDonald's restaurants. The crows stop eating and listen."
Author: Ekaterina Sedia

15. "The life's work of Walt Disney and Ray Kroc had come full-circle, uniting in perfect synergy. McDonald's began to sell its hamburgers and french fries at Disney's theme parks. The ethos of McDonaldland and of Disneyland, never far apart, have finally become one. Now you can buy a Happy Meal at the Happiest Place on Earth."
Author: Eric Schlosser

16. "For years many in the oil-rich states argued that their enormous wealth would bring modernizations. They pointed to the impressive appetites of Saudis and Kuwaitis for things Western, from McDonald's hamburgers to Rolex watches to Cadillac limousines. but importing Western good is easy; importing the inner stuffing of modern society - a free market, political parties, accountability, the rule of law - is difficult and even dangerous for the ruling elites"
Author: Fareed Zakaria

17. "I quite clearly remember driving home at 9 a.m., after shooting all day, in a bathrobe, with bodypaint all over my face, and going through McDonald's drive-thru. I ordered a coffee to make sure I didn't crash on the way home. And the girl working there, she didn't even bat an eyelid. I guess it's a regular thing down in Hastings McDonald's."
Author: Gotye

18. "How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?"
Author: James Bovard

19. "I've been tremendously moved by a bunch of odd books. Ross McDonald is very important to me. I love the Lew Archer books."
Author: James Ellroy

20. "There's a McDonald's down the street. We'll get you a Happy Meal. Maybe that'll make you happier."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout

21. "McDonald's is almost 50 years old. For 47 years we had a pretty consistent track record of being able to deliver admirable sales."
Author: Jim Cantalupo

22. "Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business."
Author: Jim Cantalupo

23. "El mundo entero se está convirtiendo en un McDonalds, señor Goldman."
Author: Joël Dicker

24. "We don't need a law against McDonald's or a law against slaughterhouse abuse--we ask for too much salvation by legislation. All we need to do is empower individuals with the right philosophy and the right information to opt out en masse."
Author: Joel Salatin

25. "Young people," McDonald said contemptuously. "You always think there's something to find out.""Yes, sir," Andrews said."Well, there's nothing," McDonald said. "You get born, and you nurse on lies, and you get weaned on lies, and you learn fancier lies in school. You live all your life on lies, and then maybe when you're ready to die, it comes to you — that there's nothing, nothing but yourself and what you could have done. Only you ain't done it, because the lies told you there was something else. Then you know you could of had the world, because you're the only one that knows the secret; only then it's too late. You're too old.""No," Andrews said. A vague terror crept from the darkness that surrounded them, and tightened his voice. "That's not the way it is.""You ain't learned, then," McDonald said. "You ain't learned yet. . . ."
Author: John Edward Williams

26. "Well," Ben went on,"someone should just tell her to come on home, because she can find the world's largest balls right here in Orlando, Florida. They're located in a special display case known as 'my scrotum.'" Radar laughed, and Ben continued. "I mean seriously. My balls are so big that when you order french fries from McDonald's, you can choose one of four sizes: small, medium,large, and my balls."
Author: John Green

27. "A stab had clearly once been made at de-uglifying these public spaces by painting a corridor a jaunty yellow. This was because, it turned out, babies come here to have their brains tested and someone thought the yellow might calm them. But I couldn't see how. Such was the oppressive ugliness of this building it would have been like sticking a red nose on a cadaver and calling it Ronald McDonald."
Author: Jon Ronson

28. "For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat."
Author: Jonathan Carroll

29. "If audiences are sort of interested in movies that are made like McDonald's hamburgers, which do have a value in the world, then we have to re-evaluate our entire career."
Author: Lana Wachowski

30. "Technically, the better McDonald's does, the better Virgin Active's chances of acquiring a new client."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana

31. "I call tennis the McDonald's of sport - you go in, they make a quick buck out of you, and you're out."
Author: Pat Cash

32. "When I founded the first Hard Rock, no one was serving American food in London; McDonald's wasn't there, Burger King, etc."
Author: Peter Morton

33. "Outside, milling under the ubiquitous gaze of security cameras, are bright splashes of colorful souls wearing crystals, beads, and Native American Indian paraphernalia; middle-aged academics with "Erowid" drug website t-shirts; and passengers that give you that odd conspiratorial smile that says, "yes, we are here for the conference." And here we are chowing down on McDonalds and donut King, getting our last hits of civilization before hitting the jungle city of Iquitos and shamanic boot camp. It feels like some whacked-out reality TV show, a generational snapshot of a new psychedelic wave just before it breaks. Bright-eyed Westerners about to die and be reborn in the humid jungles of Peru, drinking the hallucinogenic brew ayahuasca..."
Author: Rak Razam

34. "Globalization by the way of McDonald's and KFC has captured the hearts, the minds, and from what I can see through the window, the growing bellies of the folks here."
Author: Raquel Cepeda

35. "For example, the first time McDonald's put a deaf person in a commercial they saw a jump in sales. I think that happens with other kinds of disabilities and products and that is something that is being realized more and more."
Author: Richard Masur

36. "He dropped the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a whitepaper bag decorated with cartoons. I hadn't seen one in years, but Irecognized it — a McDonald's Happy Meal.He turned it upside down and shook the fries and hamburger into the grave."In my day, we used animal blood," the ghost mumbled. "It's perfectly good enough. They can't taste the difference.""I will treat them with respect," Nico said."At least let me keep the toy," the ghost said."
Author: Rick Riordan

37. "If I lost my job, I'd get a job at McDonald's."
Author: Robert Kiyosaki

38. "You realise you're going to owe me dinner after this, right?""How does McDonald's sound?""Inadequate."
Author: Sarah Mayberry

39. "It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean the McDonald's Happy Meal boxes out of it.""Hey," Nick said, his face offended. "That's a low blow. Those boxes are collectibles."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

40. "Trust me, Joe. You're not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald's. (Tee)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

41. "If we could buy these properties and then invest in the Black community, with our own McDonald's, with our own Kentucky Fried Chickens, it was gonna be a great move."
Author: Solomon Burke

42. "All of this was well meaning bullshit. But bullshit is still bullshit and will never be mistaken for McDonald's secret sauce."
Author: Stephen King

43. "He tilted back in the decaying lawn chair, almost went over on his back, and used up some more of his screwdriver. The screwdriver was in a glass he had gotten free from a McDonald's restaurant. There was some sort of purple animal on the glass. Something called a Grimace. Gary ate a lot of his meals at the Castle Rock McDonald's, where you could still get a cheap hamburger. Hamburgers were good. But as for the Grimace... and Mayor McCheese... and Monsieur Ronald Fucking McDonald... Gary Pervier didn't give a shit for any of them."
Author: Stephen King

44. "Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's."
Author: Steven Barnes

45. "Your traveling companion, the soldier, is well trained. The two of you were planning something, weren't you?""Planning what? An evil scheme to steal all the Big Macs left in the McDonalds along 1-99?"
Author: Summer Lane

46. "No two countries that both had McDonald's had fought a war against each other since each got its McDonald's"
Author: Thomas L. Friedman

47. "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car..."
Author: Tim Key

48. "I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad."
Author: T Pain

49. "Consuming pornography does not lead to more sex, it leads to more porn. Much like eating McDonalds everyday will accustom you to food that (although enjoyable) is essentially not food, pornography conditions the consumer to being satisfied with an impression of extreme sex rather than the real."
Author: Virginie Despentes

50. "When you're a corporation, you're going to stick with what works. That's why every McDonald's is the same."
Author: Will.i.am

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