Mummified Quotes

1. "Tell me about mummies.Mummies exist. The Egyptians mummified people. Mummies that get up out of their cursed tombs and walk around do not exist.Do cursed tombs exist?No. Sometimes you get a tomb guarded by a demon.Zombies?The voudun kind, yes - the braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnsss kind, no.Oh, oh, I've got one. What about a haunted car?Do you count a demon-powered motorcycle?No, like, the car talks back and tells you to kill people.Then no."
Author: Cassandra Clare

2. "Bran grabbed my hand,pulled me to a chest, and swung the heavy lid open. A white cloth covered the contents. He jerked it aside. Human heads filled the chest."Oh God."He scooped a mummified head from the chest by a scalp lock and thrust it at me. "All of them are mine."This was officially the weirdest version of "come down to my place and I'll show you some etchings" I've ever been hit with."
Author: Ilona Andrews

3. "Misery is a vacuum. A space without air, a suffocated dead place, the abode of the miserable. Misery is a tenement block, rooms like battery cages, sit over your own droppings, lie on your own filth. Misery is a no U-turns, no stopping road. Travel down it pushed by those behind, tripped by those in front. Travel it at furious speed though the days are mummified in lead. It happens so fast once you get started, there's no anchor from the real world to slow you down, nothing to hold on to. Misery pulls away from the brackets of life leaving you to free fall. Whatever your private hell, you'll find millions like it in Misery. This a town where everyone's nightmares come true."
Author: Jeanette Winterson

4. "Principled hate is a hell of a lot stronger than "Boy, I wish you hadn't mummified me and thrown me into the lake" hate."
Author: John Green

5. "Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - _for fertilizer_. Get the point? Constancy isn't."
Author: Jonathan Gash

6. "Being polite does not mean being mummified."
Author: Judith Martin

7. "Get your hands off me, sister! You've been touching that mummy! Go hang out with your dead mummified wife!" he took a couple of steps away from me as I chased after him step by step. "Mummy lover!"
Author: Khalia Hades

8. "La Dorada skulked into view. She was half-mummified, but sodden. Gooey. Regin let out a low whistle. "The Mummy Returns meets Dingoes Ate My Face."
Author: Kresley Cole

9. "Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me."Natalya hissed, "Are you mad?""What's she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We've got a pact to fulfill,remember?" To Dorada, she cried, "Seriously, sweetheart, shake that mummified ass over here."Regin kicked the glass. "Lemme the fuck out—"La Dorada swung her head around,peering at Regin with her one eye."Okay. That's freaky. Lookit, Gollum, if you spring me, I'll help you find your Precious."
Author: Kresley Cole

10. "Is it a mausoleum, and I, the Egyptiab, mummified with pillows and my own flesh, through some oversight enbalmed alive? There must be some mistake."
Author: Margaret Laurence

11. "I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever."
Author: Mohamed Al Fayed

12. "It was certainly not this mummified and outrageously painted old woman he was seeing before him, but the entire "female species," as it was his custom to call women. The individual disappeared, the features were obliterated, whether young or senile, beautiful or ugly - those were mere unimportant variations. Behind each woman rises the austere, sacred and mysterious face of Aphrodite."
Author: Nikos Kazantzakis

13. "No tabloid will ever print the startling news that the mummified body of Jesus of Nazareth has been discovered in old Jerusalem. Christians have no carefully embalmed body enclosed in a glass case to worship. Thank God, we have an empty tomb. The glorious fact that the empty tomb proclaims to us is that life for us does not stop when death comes. Death is not a wall, but a door."
Author: Peter Marshall

14. "It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king. I remembered it well."
Author: Red Tash

15. "Spartacus," I called, "how's it hanging?" Probably not too well. Once you're dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled under the couch. Raisins didn't tend to...hang."
Author: Rob Thurman

16. "I'm sure the makers of Downy would be pleased to know that their product makes even mummified human skin soft and fragrant."
Author: William M. Bass

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