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1. "What grieves me most in my past offenses, O my loving God, is not so much the punishment I have deserved, as the displeasure I have given You, Who are worthy of infinite love."
Author: Alphonsus Liguori
2. "Both of my parents are professors and everyone in my family has some fabulous degree of something or another and I couldn't get into college because I didn't know a language."
Author: Camryn Manheim
3. "I glance at my wristwatch. It has gotten so late that it is now September 11, and there I am standing in a patch of blue and empty sky."
Author: Hugh Howey
4. "Well, that went well," I muttered to my cock, which had optimistically jumped up when I did. All pumped up with nowhere to go. I took it for a shower and gave it a few strokes to make it feel better, but it wasn't fooled. It knew it was just my hand tugging on it."
Author: J.L. Merrow
5. "Stores don't order merchandise unless they think they can sell it right away. Manufacturers and builders don't produce unless they have buyers lined up. My business contacts describe this as a paradigm shift and they believe it's permanent."
Author: Janet Yellen
6. "Stars, spattered out through lifeless night from end to end, like jewels scattered in a dead king's grave, tease, torment my wits toward meaningful patterns that do not exist."
Author: John Gardner
7. "Damn, I love you, but this is crazy,I have to fight you almost daily,We break up so fast,And we, we make up so passionately,Why can't we just trust each?You can't hate me and be my lover,Passion ends, and pains begins, I come back..."
Author: John Legend
8. "Jesus Christ," said my father. "Can you imagine? If it wasn't punishment enough ending up in a ruddy wheelchair, then you get our Lou turning up to keep you company." "Bernard!" my mother scolded. Behind me, Granddad was laughing into his mug of tea."
Author: Jojo Moyes
9. "Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size."
Author: Kevin McDonald
10. "All my album artwork is body painting."
Author: Kimbra
11. "But I was not especially skilled at minding children for long spells; I grew bored, perhaps like my own mother. After I spent too much time playing their games, my mind grew peckish and longed to lose itself in some book I had in my backpack. I was ever hopeful of early bedtimes and long naps."
Author: Lorrie Moore
12. "I'm exceptional at taking my foot out of my mouth."
Author: Priscilla Glenn
13. "I can trace every romance of my life back to a meal. My memories are enhanced by the tender morsels had at tables across from lovers, on blankets with friends who'd eventually become more, in banquets, barbecues, and breakfasts."
Author: Stephanie Klein
14. "So a failed movie is not going to ruin my career."
Author: Vincent D'Onofrio

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