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1. "The bullet smashed through the right lens of Winston's glasses and slammed him back against the lounge wall. Ozzy was expressionless as his old friend slid down the wall leaving a smear of red behind him. Above his creased body, a gob of pale tissue clung onto the light switch. "Aw, Winston," he said, "you did have a brain after all!"
Author: Andrew Barrett
2. "I've banged my head quite a bit. I liked Iron Maiden, Ozzy, AC/DC. And of course, Ratt and Poison."
Author: Cameron Diaz
3. "I also did an Ozzy piece for him, and so I got hired. Everything happened really fast. I can't give people advice, because everything in my life changed completely in less than a year and it's still not something I am used to."
Author: Chuck Klosterman
4. "I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half certain he said, "Where the foock are ya goin'?"Uncle Bob jumped. I must've turned on my GPS."You have to tahn the foock around. You're in the middle of foockin' nowhere.""What the hell is that?" Uncle Bob asked, almost swerving off the road."Sorry, it's Ozzy." I grabbed my phone and turned down the volume. "He's so demanding." I pushed a few buttons to turn off the app, then put the phone to my ear. "Sweet, buttermilk pancakes, Ozzy, you have to stop calling me. You're a married man!" I pretended to hang up, then rolled my eyes. "Rock stars."
Author: Darynda Jones
5. "I have never said anything critical about Ozzy that he didn't say about himself many times."
Author: Eddie Trunk
6. "Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met. Son of Sam is a close second."
Author: Geezer Butler
7. "Ozzy wanted to get us back together. It's been 20 years. We did a couple of songs during his farewell in 1992 and that got the ball rolling."
Author: Geezer Butler
8. "Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the toilet stops working."
Author: J.A. Buckle
9. "In the words of Ozzy Osbourne, I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. And crazy never felt so good."
Author: J.B. Salsbury
10. "And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne."
Author: Janet Evanovich
11. "Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!"
Author: Nikki Sixx
12. "That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, ‘Ozzy, I think myhouse is haunted!'‘Sell tickets then,' I told him, and put the phone down."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
13. "‘Ozzy, why do you drink so much? What's the point?'The right answer to that question was: because I'm an alcoholic; because I have an addictive personality; because whatever I do, I do it addictively. But I didn't know any of that back then."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
14. "One day Sharon got a call from Greta Van Susteren, one of the anchors at Fox News.‘I was wondering if you and Ozzy wanted to have dinner next week with the President of the United States,' she said.‘Is he in trouble again?' asked Sharon.Greta laughed. ‘Not that I know of, no.'‘Thank God for that.'‘Will you come?'‘Of course we will. It would be an honour.'When Sharon told me, I couldn't believe it. I always thought I'd be on a ‘Wanted' poster on the Oval Office wall, not invited over for tea."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
15. "‘Wow, dude, come in,' said Tommy [Lee], when I rang the door-bell. ‘I can't believe it. Ozzy Osbourne's in my house.'"
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
16. "‘Paranoid' went straight to number four in the British singles chart and got us on Top of the Pops – alongside Cliff Richard, of all people. The only problem was the album cover, which had been done before the name change and now didn't make any sense at all. What did four pink blokes holding shields and waving swords have to do with paranoia? They were pink because that was supposed to be the colour of the war pigs. But without ‘War Pigs' written on the front, they just looked like gay fencers.‘They're not gay fencers, Ozzy,' Bill told me. ‘They're paranoid gay fencers.'"
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
17. "After a real snake ended up on stage one night, it was well and truly pissed off about being on stage with Ozzy Osbourne, that snake was."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
18. "Going on stage was like being at a butchers' convention. And, of course, the animal rights people were going nuts. The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals sent people to ‘monitor' our gigs. The crew would f**k with them all the time. They'd say, ‘Oh, Ozzy's going to throw eighteen puppies into the audience tonight, and he won't sing a note until they've all been slaughtered.'The ASPCA believed every word of it."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
19. "I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
20. "I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day."
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
21. "‘Ozzy, is it true you got busted for pissing on the Alamo?' he asked me.‘Yeah,' I told him. ‘It's true.'‘Shit, man,' he said. ‘We piss on it every night on our way home.'"
Author: Ozzy Osbourne
22. "It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there."
Author: Sam Kinison
23. "What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He'd been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.' (Styxx)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
24. "Yeah his being Sumerian to this group would go over like an Ozzy Osbourne/Marilyn Manson duet at the Southern Baptist Convention's annual meeting. He might as well be wearing a shit that said "Kibbles and Bits," with a heavy emphasis on the "bits" part..."
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
25. "Spojrzala na niego surowo.-Ja sama nie obejrzalam nigdy zadnego z tych Koszmarów przy ulicy Wiazów, nie slyszalam zadnej plyty Ozzy'ego Osbourne'a - i nie mam ochoty ani na to, ani na czytanie powiesci Roberta McCammona, Stephena Kinga czy V.C. Andrewsa. Rozumiesz, o co mi chodzi, Sam?"
Author: Stephen King
26. "Fozzy was slowly realising his mistake of not having taken his friends words of warning more serious all those years ago. 'She's an expensive filly, with double standards,' he had said. Fozzy had not listened."
Author: Tanya Thistleton
27. "In the past, I'd sort of know before Ozzy sang something, what he was going to sing. I'd know what sort of way a melody was going to go 'cause of the way he'd approach it."
Author: Tony Iommi
28. "Like most things that happen with Sabbath, it happened all of a sudden. I was intending on doing some recording, but out of the blue, Sharon called up and said she wanted us to do these gigs with Ozzy. I said that if everybody else was up to it then I would love to do it."
Author: Tony Iommi

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