Top Peanut Butter Quotes

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1. "Babe,do i give you chills down to your peanut butter...""....only when we make meaningful ass contact."
Author: Ashley Wilcox
2. "Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all?"
Author: Betty Friedan
3. "If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life."
Author: Bill Watterson
4. "Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down."
Author: Breehn Burns
5. "Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter."
Author: Catherine Coulter
6. "I start off my morning with an Acai berry smoothie. I blend the Acai berries with kefir, blueberries, protein powder and peanut butter. I like this first thing in the morning because it's light on my stomach."
Author: Charity Shea
7. "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
Author: Charles M. Schulz
8. "Rats! There goes the bell... oh, how I hate lunch hours! I always have to eat alone because nobody likes me... Peanut butter again... I wish that little red haired girl would come over, and sit with me. Wouldn't it be great if she'd walk over here, and say, "May I eat lunch with you, Charlie Brown?" I'd give anything to talk with her... she'd never like me, though... I'm so blah and so stupid... she'd never like me... I wonder what would happen if I went over and tried to talk to her! Everyone would probably laugh... she'd probably be insulted someone as blah as I am tried to talk to her. I hate lunch hour... all it does is make me lonely... during class it doesn't matter... I can't even eat... Nothing tastes good... Rats! Nobody is ever going to like me... Lunch hour is the loneliest hour of the day!"
Author: Charles M. Schulz
9. "I've never eaten here so I don't know what's good. Peanut butter and jelly is always good. You can't screw that up. Peanut butter and jelly has always been there for me and is one of the constants in my life. Peanut butter and jelly has never done me wrong. It's my favorite.""Should I leave you two alone when it gets here? Sounds like you don't need me."
Author: Chelsea M. Cameron
10. "So I'm like getting some perspective now - like when you're a kid and you think it sucks that you have to eat hydrogenated peanut butter on your PBJ, and then you see one of those starving commercials kids with flies in their eyes, who don't even have a sandwich - and you're all, 'Well, that sucks."
Author: Christopher Moore
11. "No heartbreak has grieved me as much to discover, the calorie content of my peanut butter."
Author: Coco J. Ginger
12. "Peanut butter is my frenemy."
Author: Coco J. Ginger
13. "You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly."
Author: Dick Van Dyke
14. "I was watching Booknotes on CSPAN the other day and got caught up in an interview with a literary critic from the New York Times.The interviewer asked the critic why he thought the Harry Potter series was selling so many copies. "Wish fulfillment," the critic answered. He said the lead character in the book could wave a wand and make things happen, and this is one of the primary fantasies of the human heart. I think this is true. I call it "Clawing for Eden."But the Bible says Eden is gone, and as much as we want to believe we can fix our lives in about as many steps as it takes to make a peanut-butter sandwich, I don't believe we can."
Author: Donald Miller
15. "I made myself a glass of chocolate milk using enough syrup for three normal glasses. I also made myself four peanut butter crackers. Then I walked out the living room door to our terrace. The trees were coming! New green was all over ... green so new that it was kissing yellow."
Author: E.L. Konigsburg
16. "I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there."
Author: Evan Peters
17. "Peanut butter is the pate of childhood."
Author: Florence Fabricant
18. "I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate."
Author: Gloria Furman
19. "The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter."
Author: Harlan Coben
20. "I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert."
Author: Iggy Pop
21. "My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich."
Author: James Wolcott
22. "My fate is sealed, like a new jar of peanut butter, but that doesn't mean it has to be crunchy."
Author: Jarod Kintz
23. "Aching familiar in a way that made me wish I was still eight. Eight was before death or divorce or heartbreak. Eight was just eight. Hot dogs and peanut butter, mosquito bites and splinters, bikes and boogie boards. Tangled hair, sunburned shoulders, Judy Blume, in bed by nine thirty."
Author: Jenny Han
24. "What is the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, exactly?" Tess asked, pursing her lips. Erin knew it was her attempt at making light of a heavy situation."You know, just the right amount of jelly where it doesn't squish out when you bite into it. Not so much peanut butter that you get all goopy-mouthed. Making the perfect PBJ is an art form. And it has to be fresh white bread, and the best grape jelly and creamy peanut butter on the market. No exceptions."Tess bobbed her head. "Ah, yes. The dreaded goopy mouth."
Author: Jenny Lyn
25. "Is it wrong to say that I would not mind having your peanut butter on my chocolate?"
Author: José N. Harris
26. "Jaime Cortae. Thirteen. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Lover of peanut butter. Sometime angel, sometime mischief maker. Always Jaime."
Author: Kat Zhang
27. "If you love peanut butter pie, you are either Dolly Parton or someone who loves her."
Author: Kate Lebo
28. "Been lickin' peanut-butter spoons? Maybe I should call you butterfingers. It has a better ring than Hella Shella. - Tran'Answer my question, Tran. Right now. Or I show you just what these fingers'--I wiggled my fingers under his nose-- 'can really do.' I took a step closer, erasing the distance between us. 'And let me tell you, emo boy, you are not going to like it. Let's just say, that peanut butter I ate, freshly made.' I licked my lips with care. 'I'm actually quite skilled when it comes to crushing nuts.' - Shella"
Author: Krista Alasti
29. "What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?"
Author: Lee Wardlaw
30. "The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich."
Author: Mario Diaz Balart
31. "So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try any peanut butter M&M chocolate chip fudge cookies. They were good- you ate five, remember? But she said she was on a special diet, and couldn't eat something called carbs. We told her we didn't put any carbs in our cookies, just M&Ms, but she said M&Ms were carbs.Uncle Mitch, what's carbs?email to Uncle Mitch from Haily and Brittany"
Author: Meg Cabot
32. "I loved being so consumed by Will. Adored it. But I kind of hated it too, because I felt like a huge part of myself had been wrested from my control. I mean, sometimes you just want to make a peanut butter sandwich without being overcome by your own passion, you know?"
Author: Michelle Dalton
33. "Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits."
Author: Michelle Rowen
34. "Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
35. "My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!"
Author: Monica DiNatale
36. "Colleen do you like doing this to your fans i cant even eat peanut butter in peace without thinking of Ren loves peanut butter. If i see white or black or hear forests and monkeys and waterfalls I go nuts!!!!!!"
Author: Nandanie Phalgoo
37. "Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music."
Author: Norman Reedus
38. "There are big bad wolves all over the world who tremble at the sound of his name, yet a little puny coyote girl peanut-buttered the seat of Bran Cornick's car because he told her that she should wear a dress to perform for the pack."
Author: Patricia Briggs
39. "Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants."
Author: Patricia Briggs
40. "Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter."
Author: Rick Riordan
41. "You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?""Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily."Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer."
Author: Rick Riordan
42. "Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
Author: Rick Riordan
43. "The best dog training was based on the reward system. You did not punish a dog for doing wrong, you rewarded the dog for doing right. The dog did something you wanted, you reinforced the behavior with a reward - pet'm, tell'm they're a good dog, let'm play with a toy. The standard reward for a K-9 working dog was a hard plastic ball with a hole drilled through it where Leland liked to smear a little peanut butter."
Author: Robert Crais
44. "Does it not whet your appetite for the critical opera omnia of such an author, where he will freely have at the lenth and breath of Scripture? Can you not see his promised land flowing with peanut butter and jelly; his apocalypse, in which the great whore of Babylon is given the cup of ginger ale of the fierceness of the wrath of God?"
Author: Robert Farrar Capon
45. "Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?""Poisoned peanut butter.""Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter."
Author: Scott Westerfeld
46. "You lied about knowing me. You could lie about anything. People lie all the time, usually for no reason whatsoever. (Aiden)But I'm not lying about being hungry. Could you toss me a piece of bread before the interrogation continues? Or do I have to beat your butt for a spoonful of peanut butter? (Leta)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
47. "Why shouldn't I be introspective? We dont' make sense.""Neither do Chocolate and Peanut Butter, but it somehow works." He says "Somehow the mixture of two things is genius."
Author: Simone Elkeles
48. "Can you, like, see invisible people, too?""No," Warner says to him, eyes focused in front of him. "I can feel your presence. Hers, most of all.""Really?" Kenji says. "That's some weird shit. What do I feel like? Peanut butter?"Warner is unamused."
Author: Tahereh Mafi
49. "My sweat smells like peanut-butter."
Author: Wendy Mass
50. "I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top."
Author: Wendy Mass

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