Poking On Facebook Quotes

1. "I make sure to use both Twitter and Facebook a lot which helps me connect to the fans."
Author: Avicii

2. "I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA."
Author: Carroll Bryant

3. "I never envision that I could be sitting in my room and chatting to all of my friends simultaneously, Facebook forever."
Author: Charmaine J Forde

4. "It had become a chimney poking from a vertical universe of bookshelves. There was motion below her. There were people on the shelves. They clung to the edges of the cases and moved across them in expert scuttles. They wore ropes and hooks and carried picks on which they sometimes hung. Dangling from straps they carried notebooks, pens, magnifying glasses, ink pads, and stamps. The men and women took books from the shelves as they went, checked their details, leaning against their ropes, replaced them, pulled out little pads and made notes, sometimes carried the books with them to another place and reshelved it there. ... I'm Margarita Staples." She bowed in her harness. 'Extreme librarian. Bookaneer."
Author: China Miéville

5. "If you aren't on Goodreads, you should be. I've said it before, it's like Facebook for readers on crack."
Author: Colleen Hoover

6. "The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth'."
Author: Dan Rather

7. "The power of Facebook is not only in the vast size of the connected audience, but also in the quality of the social ties and interactions that occur within the network. The Facebook social graph fuels our mantra 'Try it for free', 'Share it if you like it', 'Buy it if you love it.'"
Author: David Perry

8. "'Digiphrenia' is really the experience of trying to exist in more than one incarnation of yourself at the same time. There's your Twitter profile, there's your Facebook profile, there's your email inbox. And all of these sort of multiple instances of you are operating simultaneously and in parallel."
Author: Douglas Rushkoff

9. "I don't have Facebook or Twitter accounts yet. Being a compulsive storyteller, I always make up for myself discouraging stories about how such accounts will get me into embarrassing and time-consuming situations."
Author: Etgar Keret

10. "I'm not on Facebook. I have a sort of anonymous account that I check, like, once every six months every time Facebook rolls out a new feature."
Author: Evgeny Morozov

11. "If you're old enough to have a job and to have a life, you use Facebook exactly as advertised, you look up old friends."
Author: Jaron Lanier

12. "...you are like me, you have more books than you have friends, no matter what Facebook tells you about your social network."
Author: Jason Merkoski

13. "With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of every time we buy a pair of socks, the most telling sign that we're losing our politeness. When you know everything about somebody, you can talk to them any way you please."
Author: Jeff Ross

14. "I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife."
Author: Jordan Knight

15. "There were no milestones in the Copper Country. Often a traveler could only measure the progress of a journey by the time it took to get from each spoiled or broken thing to the next: a half-day's walk from a dry well to the muzzle of a cannon poking out of a sand-slope, two hours to reach the skeletons of a man and a mule. The land was losing its battle with time. Ancient and exhausted, it visited decrepitude on everything within its bounds, as though out of spleen."
Author: K.J. Bishop

16. "Right," I fumed, my index finger poking him in thechest. "So we're even then. My kiss didn't count because itwas an accident and yours didn't count because it wasstrictly for medical purposes. Neither of them counted askisses.""Would you have wanted them to?" Brent demandedsuddenly, bending his neck so he whispered it in my ear"
Author: Lani Woodland

17. "I updated my grilling app, iGrill, today and it now has Facebook integration that lets you see what other people are grilling right now around the world. Awesome."
Author: Mark Zuckerberg

18. "Yes, a proud, proud moment in my life. If only that could go on my Facebook timeline!"
Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

19. "I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend."
Author: Nicholas A. Christakis

20. "I tweet myself and do all the Facebook updates. It started off with me wondering whether I was showing off and I was very careful about what I wrote."
Author: Prabal Gurung

21. "I leave her to chemically combust and find Wren in the student council office, filling out extremely interesting paperwork. He's buried behind piles of the stuff. I can barely see tufts of his blonde hair poking out. I reach into the paperwork pile and shove the two halves aside. Hundreds of them fall off the desk and to the floor. Papers drift through the air like snowflakes. Fat, boring-ass snowflakes. Wren looks up, face slack with shock. "Whatcha doing?" I ask. "Dividing up funding for the other clubs," He whispers, clearly distraught. A paper plops onto his head and slides off dejectedly. I'm respectful for three seconds. "So anyway, I had this nightmare in which Jack was sexy and Kayla died."
Author: Sara Wolf

22. "An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, "Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you're not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need."
Author: Shannon L. Alder

23. "And then there will be the times when I see you laughing. Like the time you'll be playing with the neighbor's puppy, poking your hands through the chain-link fence separating our back yards, and you'll be laughing so hard you'll start hiccupping. The puppy will run inside the neighbor's house, and your laughter will gradually subside, letting you catch your breath. Then the puppy will come back to the fence to lick your fingers again, and you'll shriek and start laughing again. It will be the most wonderful sound I could ever imagine, a sound that makes me feel like a fountain, or a wellspring."
Author: Ted Chiang

24. "Big companies such as Google and Facebook buy startups at ridiculously high prices - not for their products, but for their people."
Author: Vivek Wadhwa

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