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1. "I have a dark sense of humor,' Fanny explained.'What's that supposed to mean?' asked Honor.'It means I'm funny once you get to know me,' Fanny said."
Author: Allegra Goodman
2. "He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor)."
Author: Ally Carter
3. "In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not."
Author: Bill Bryson
4. "I love 'Goodfellas' because it's a great movie - it's funny and there is action at perfect points. I just think Martin Scorsese makes everyone look really cool."
Author: Booboo Stewart
5. "It's funny how aimless a person can feel at times, even when they know God is in control."
Author: Chris Fabry
6. "The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising."
Author: Craig Charles
7. "Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends."
Author: Francine Pascal
8. "It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
Author: G.K. Chesterton
9. "Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she's hosting the world's biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don't mind, I'm the Cool Girl."
Author: Gillian Flynn
10. "Interestingly for me, modern rom coms have not always been funny - many of the iconic rom coms are more like light dramas with occasional comedic moments, often coming from secondary character."
Author: Graeme Simsion
11. "I never say a funny thing intentionally."
Author: Jayne Meadows
12. "But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people."
Author: Kathy Griffin
13. "I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."
Author: Kristen Johnston
14. "Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something."
Author: Michael Pollan
15. "I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great."
Author: Shaun White
16. "Shit," Seth grunts. "Maybe he does have a magic dick."Jackson snickers, but I don't find it funny at all. Not in the slightest."He doesn't have a magic dick." I spit. "You two are just being immature."
Author: Skyla Madi
17. "As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life."
Author: Sophie Marceau
18. "I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand."Very funny asshole. Looks like you're on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry."
Author: Tara Sivec
19. "The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk that he's standing in the women-and-children section. He complains loudly that this is boring and that we are a bunch of assholes. When a clearly terrified woman blurts out, "Please, sir, be quiet," he sways for a second and then lets out a long "Shuuuuut uuuuuuuup" that is funny not just because of its Jackie Gleason-style delivery but also because of its inappropriateness in a situation where we're all probably going to die."
Author: Tina Fey
20. "It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."
Author: Tracey Ullman
21. "Nothing becomes funny by being labelled so."
Author: William Strunk Jr.

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Heartbreak is more common than happiness. No one wants to say that, but it's true. We're taught to believe not only that everyone deserves a happy ending, but that if we try hard enough, we will get one. That's simply no the case. Happy endings, life long loves, are the products of both effort and luck. We can control them, to some extent and though our feelings always seem to have a life of their own, we can at least be open to love. But, luck, the other component, well there's nothing we can do about that one. Call it God's plan or predestination or divine intervention, but we're all at its mercy. And sometimes God isn't very merciful. Jane taught me that."
Author: Beth Pattillo

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