Top Shark Week Quotes

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Favorite Shark Week Quotes

1. "Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!"
Author: Craig Ferguson
2. "I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free"
Author: Josh Stern
3. "I love shark week, all kids swim for free"
Author: Josh Stern
4. "Jules had opted out of this particular trip, declaring that she'd rather jump into a shark-infested pool wearing only a meat bikini than subject herself to a weekend of watching Chelsea gush over Mike. That, and Jules didn't really like the snow…unless there was a board attached to her feet and she was hurtling down a mountain at Mach speed. Snowmen and hot cocoa weren't exactly her thing."
Author: Kimberly Derting
5. "Sharks will scare me. I went out to Malibu a couple of weeks ago. Beautiful, clear day, out in five feet of water, going to surf, and there was this big ol' freakin' leopard shark... I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, 'OK, he won't hurt me.'"
Author: Timothy Olyphant

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Author: Anton Szandor LaVey

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