Top Smartass Quotes

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Favorite Smartass Quotes

1. "I don't try to be completely calculating in everything I say and do, but there's no way I'm going to talk. There's no reason to. And that's why I'm such a boring interview, because I don't go for the shock value, or smartass answers."
Author: Chris O'Donnell
2. "The blogosphere rewards no-holds-barred smartassery."
Author: Dana Stabenow
3. "In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seat—and some smartass had sold them guns."
Author: Daniel Suarez
4. "It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass."
Author: Douglas Adams
5. "I got body snatched by an alien." McClane grumbled a protest. "A sentient alien armor and weapons system," Riley clarified. "Very sophisticated. Very unique. Very much a smartass. His name's McClane"
Author: J. Fally
6. "Are you having a good time with…Ash?" "Are you having a good time with Happy Hands?" I bit down on my lip. "Such a constant smartass."
Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
7. "She looked into Matt's eyes. 'Even so, I love you.'Matt smiled at her and winked. 'I know.'Celeste and Julie both smacked him. 'This would be an appropriate time not to be a dork or a smartass,' Julie said.Celeste popped her head into the front seat. 'Be the hero, Matty. Come on. You're supposed to be the hero now. The romantic lead.''I know that, too,' he said. Matt did not hesitate a moment longer. 'Julie, I love you. I absolutely love you.''Good,' Celeste said, satisfied. 'Now it's time to jump."
Author: Jessica Park
8. "Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe:- Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible.- Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass."
Author: Jill Shalvis
9. "Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep."
Author: Jim Butcher
10. "I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony. ... A lot of good fiction is sentimental. ... The novelist who refuses sentiment refuses the full spectrum of human behavior, and then he just dries up. ... I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass."
Author: Jim Harrison
11. "Emma pursed her lips thoughtfully. "Okay, here's a really bad analogy for you. Aidan is like the Indy 500 of Sex, and I need someone who is more—""Bumper cars?" Casey asked."I was going to say the slow lane, smartass."
Author: Katie Ashley
12. "I jerk my head toward Thomas and immediately curse myself for trying to be a smartass. My head is not healthy enough for smartassery."
Author: Kendare Blake
13. "I'll be at your place tonight, seven thirty.""Does seven thirty mean our reservation is at eight?""Eight fifteen, in case we hit traffic or weather.""Will this mean you'll turn into a pumpkin on the way back, considering we'll probably get home past your bedtime?"Silence then, "Now she gives me smartass and it's still fuckin' cute.""
Author: Kristen Ashley
14. "Don't loose the bullshit smartass she keeps me hard". "I'll keep her at the ready".."
Author: Kristen Ashley
15. "If you decide to war with us, you will fail and suffer an eternity of misery," he informed, his tone steady and cold. "Is that explicit enough?""Oh, don't be so dramatic," I said cheerfully, getting in touch with my inner smartass."
Author: Laura Kreitzer
16. "I think I can hold my own in smartassery."
Author: Rachel Hawkins
17. "Hubris is when God screws you over for being a smartass."
Author: Raymond L. Atkins
18. "I'm that annoying?""Well, you have pretty sharp mouth.""I don't want to sound like a smartass, but sir I can't handle my own smartassness for being uncontrollably sparkling from me and mentally hurts you due to its awesomeness. I'm just unbelievably genius. Dummies like you call us ‘crazy' but it's such a strong word.""See? That's why people hates you." "And ‘us'?""I'm pretty sure I'm not the only living genius."
Author: Rea Lidde
19. "Even Christian—the poster child for "smartass"—looked grim."
Author: Richelle Mead
20. "All men fall under 5 categories: The assholes are by far the worst. Then there are the dumbasses, the smartasses, the sorryasses, and last but not least, the wiseasses"
Author: Sandra Steffen
21. "Sway says you've been taking really good care of him for me. (Claria)Well, his mom did a great job housebreaking him, so he doesn't require too much work. Not to mention Vik doesn't mind walking him once a day. It's all good. (Devyn)You're such a smartass. (Claria)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
22. "Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it's a really stupid move on my part? (Talon)Oh, no, you don't, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he'd seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it'd made him homesick. (Wulf)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
23. "...maybe the world needs a cadre of smartasses to liven things up, who knows?"
Author: Stephen King
24. "Deemed a fool is better than smartass."
Author: Toba Beta
25. "Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things?Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time."
Author: Toba Beta
26. "Smartass is a latent idiot."
Author: Toba Beta

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The Reverend Sydney Smith, though a man of the cloth, caught the spirit of the age by declining to say grace. 'With the ravenous orgasm upon you, it seems impertinent to interpose a religious sentiment,' he explained. 'It is a confusion of purpose to mutter out praises from a mouth that waters."
Author: Bill Bryson

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