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1. "I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively."
Author: Al Yankovic
2. "My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vegetables, cook them with garlic, onion and Spam, and it would taste like a four-star dinner."
Author: Andre Dubus III
3. "I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza."
Author: Art Donovan
4. "A love letter lost in the mail, forgotten, miss delivered and then discovered years later and received by the intended is romantic. A love letter ending up in someone's spam filter is just annoying."
Author: B.J. Neblett
5. "Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam."
Author: Charles Stross
6. "No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and technology solutions."
Author: David Baker
7. "Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view."
Author: Dick Morris
8. "This is like the telephone problem - no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of people who want some sort of technology to solve the spam problem."
Author: Eric Allman
9. "I was thrilled to win a Tony in 2005 for 'Spamalot'."
Author: Eric Idle
10. "I'm more surprised than anyone that 'Spamalot''s done so well. You can never predict what's going to be a hit."
Author: Eric Idle
11. "When I was a teen, I liked to hang out around popular girls, I thought they had some magic, secrets that only they knew and I wanted to learn it... Though pretty soon I realized... popular girls were just like spam... they promised a lot, but only thing they had and could use were their well-built bodies and ability to apply make-up here and there. Mostly they were deceptive and had no senses... they had no idea about friendship, kindness and beauty as it is. Friendship for them was not something more than poor relations, sort of like in "God Father". Love for them was not something bigger than sex. Kindness for them was to have a kitty or a dog (which was already very rare case)... And beauty for them was... well, you can imagine. Gentrified selfishness."
Author: Galina Nelson
12. "The Internet is both great and terrible. As a source of information, a tool for delivering music and art, it's great. But spamming ads and piracy of music is terrible. It's stealing."
Author: Gary Wright
13. "Spam, spam, spam, spam...Spam, spam, spam, spam."
Author: Graham Chapman
14. "Press Releases are spam"
Author: Jason Fried
15. "Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam."
Author: Jason Krumbine
16. "It was an office of a guy who won't take spam from anybody."
Author: John Zakour
17. "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Author: Johnny Carson
18. "Blasted spam pigeons!"
Author: Kate Beaton
19. "Sometimes, the man just *begged* to have his credit rating trashed and get a butt-load of porno spam in his in-box"
Author: Keith R.A. DeCandido
20. "Google and Facebook, each in their own way, have revolutionized the delivery of advertising based on search and social networking, creating a sort of anti-Spam: targeted, relevant ads that a consumer might actually welcome rather than spurn."
Author: Marcus Buckingham
21. "Anything that suffers and dies instead of us is Christ; if they didn't kill birds and fish they would have killed us. The animals die that we may live, they are substitute people, hunters in the fall killing the deer, that is Christ also. And we eat them, out of cans or otherwise; we are eaters of death, dead Christ-flesh resurrecting inside us, granting us life. Canned Spam, canned Jesus, even the plants must be Christ."
Author: Margaret Atwood
22. "The internet is 95 percent porn and spam"
Author: Margaret Atwood
23. "Chromosomal danceoh, heavenly happenstancerare creation, you-Marcus (Poetry Spam #22)"
Author: Megan McCafferty
24. "But the western mind can't bear an opt- out option. we're going to have to re-fight the Battle of the Little Bighorn to preserve the right to opt-out, or your grandchildren and mine will have no choice but to eat amalgamated, irradiated, genetically prostituted, bar-coded, adulterated fecal spam from the centralized processing conglomerate." Joel Salatin"
Author: Michael Pollan
25. "Me and the folks who buy my food are like the Indians -- we just want to opt out. That's all the Indians ever wanted -- to keep their tepees, to give their kids herbs instead of patent medicines and leeches. They didn't care if there was a Washington, D.C., or a Custer or a USDA; just leave us alone. But the Western mind can't bear an opt-out option. We're going to have to refight the Battle of the Little Big Horn to preserve the right to opt out, or your grandchildren and mine will have no choice but to eat amalgamated, irradiated, genetically prostituted, barcoded, adulterated fecal spam from the centralized processing conglomerate."
Author: Michael Pollan
26. "Spam is a waste of the receivers' time, and, a waste of the sender's optimism."
Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
27. "Let's set the existence-of-God issue aside for a later volume, and just stipulate that in some way, self-replicating organisms came into existence on this planet and immediately began trying to get rid of each other, either by spamming their environments with rough copies of themselves, or by more direct means which hardly need to be belabored. Most of them failed, and their genetic legacy was erased from the universe forever, but a few found some way to survive and to propagate."
Author: Neal Stephenson
28. "Tell him that we fucking reprogrammed reality. Tell him that language is a virus and that religion is an operating system and that prayers are just so much fucking spam."
Author: Neil Gaiman
29. "I remember eating in school in the years after the Second World War. Most of my friends had miserable portions of Spam with an inedible, glutinous pudding served in containers we called 'coffins.' As a vegetarian, I had a lump of loathsome cheese and some bread."
Author: Robert Winston
30. "Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam."
Author: Scott Weiland
31. "But when I clicked over to my e-mail program, it was just another "great opportunity" spam, this time adding the words "don't delete!" to the subject line. With a sense of perverse satisfaction, I deleted it. It was probably the only act of rebellion I'd get away with all day."
Author: Shanna Swendson
32. "When the earliest Vikings started moving into the northern oceans, there's one story about finding this huge fuckin opening at the top of the world, this deep whirlpool that'd take you down and in, like a black hole, no way to escape. These days you look at the surface Web, all that yakking, all the goods for sale, the spammers and spielers and idle fingers, all in the same desperate scramble they like to call an economy. Meantime, down here, sooner or later someplace deep, there has to be a horizon between coded and codeless. An abyss.""That's what you're looking for?""Some of us are." Avatars do not do wistful, but Maxine catches something. "Others are trying to avoid it. Depends what you're into."
Author: Thomas Pynchon
33. "Deleting 200 spams a day is a drag. And I was checking my email constantly, rather than getting on with my real work, which is reading and writing. Email was becoming a distraction, a burden rather than a liberation."
Author: Tom Hodgkinson
34. "I can't say I'm particularly happy about all the spam and the viruses and the equivalent that we see on the Net, but I think technology can deal with many of the problems that we're now seeing, whether it's filtering or whatever, and laws may help a lot."
Author: Vint Cerf

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