Top Vacation Funny Quotes
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1. "My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him."
Author: Bam Margera
Author: Bam Margera
2. "It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai."
Author: Criss Angel
Author: Criss Angel
3. "I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me."
Author: Greg Kinnear
Author: Greg Kinnear
4. "Me in bed—with a honeymoon present. Some of them were small, some were funny jokes, and some were extravagant, but every present came straight"
Author: James Patterson
Author: James Patterson
5. "How funny we are, I thought, the way we dance about each other, each afraid of being hurt by the other."
Author: Judith Merkle Riley
Author: Judith Merkle Riley
6. "You're just a young kid. What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible, why… bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver. What are ya doin' here, for Christ's sake? What's funny about that? Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothin' but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and then you haven't got the guts just to walk out!"
Author: Ken Kesey
Author: Ken Kesey
7. "Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things.""But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals."
Author: Lemony Snicket
Author: Lemony Snicket
8. "Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else."
Author: Lloyd Kaufman
Author: Lloyd Kaufman
9. "What's that? You've never heard of the freshman thirty-five? That's funny, because neither had my parents, who welcomed me home on spring vacation with mild horror. I was a vaguely familiar food monster who had eaten their daughter."
Author: Mindy Kaling
Author: Mindy Kaling
10. "He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins."
Author: Paula McLain
Author: Paula McLain
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