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1. "I was the weirdest kid: I wanted to see the police file - in grade school! I was convinced I could crack the case if I just had that file."
Author: Alafair Burke
2. "Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as the weirdest person on the planet."
Author: Amanda Hamm
3. "Look at Scottish guys wearing kilts - you could look at them and laugh, but the way they carry themselves, how can you? You can wear some of the weirdest things and be cool. If you believe in it, that's what makes it cool."
Author: Andre Benjamin
4. "I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress."
Author: Bill Hicks
5. "I can't believe this is happening to me. The weirdest thing is it was just a dream, and now it's actually real. It's hard to believe sometimes."
Author: Carrie Underwood
6. "It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor."
Author: Dan Castellaneta
7. "It was strange, I reflected.. that even in the weirdest circumstances, the most troubling episodes of one's life, the greatest divides from home and familiarity, there were these moments of undeniable joy."
Author: Elizabeth Kostova
8. "New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America."
Author: Ellie Kemper
9. "They both continue to stare at each other, expressionless, motionless, in the weirdest standoff I've ever seen almost as if they're calling the other's bluff. It is the way you'd look at a perfect stranger, although if they were actually strangers someone would break down and exchange a pleasantry after such prolonged eye contact. I start to wonder if maybe I shouldn't reintroduce my own parents."
Author: Emily Giffin
10. "I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller.Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's because you predicted this?"Oh, yeah."--The Looking Glass Wars"
Author: Frank Beddor
11. "What if all those strange and unexplainable bends in history were the result of supernatural interference? At which point I asked myself, what's the weirdest most eccentric historical phenomenon of them all? Answer:the Great British Empire. Clearly, one tiny little island could only conquer half the known world with supernatural aid. Those absurd Victorian manners and ridiculous fashions were obviously dictated by vampires. And, without a doubt, the British army regimental system functions on werewolf pack dynamics."
Author: Gail Carriger
12. "?? p?? pe??e??? µe ta ????, e??a? p?? ta??de???? ???? ???? µe t?? a???e?a. ? µa?a??e?? t?? a?????? s?? ea?t? µ?sa ap? a?t?, ? s?? ap??a??pt??ta? ?? ?????...The weirdest with errors is that travel hand in hand with the truth. you learn your real self through them, or you disclosed the others ..."
Author: Georgia Kakalopoulou
13. "Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town."
Author: Grace Helbig
14. "Moving into the hallway, I make the mistake of looking down. The floor seems to drop out from under me, with nothing solid to support me but my own reflection. I take a step, watching the sole of my bare left foot meet its twin rising up on the flipside. I get the weirdest sensation that I won't fall as long as I have the reversed images of my own feet to walk on."
Author: Graham McNamee
15. "Bran grabbed my hand,pulled me to a chest, and swung the heavy lid open. A white cloth covered the contents. He jerked it aside. Human heads filled the chest."Oh God."He scooped a mummified head from the chest by a scalp lock and thrust it at me. "All of them are mine."This was officially the weirdest version of "come down to my place and I'll show you some etchings" I've ever been hit with."
Author: Ilona Andrews
16. "No one could have imagined the effects the Internet would have: …there's a vast new intimacy and accidental poetry, not to mention the weirdest porn. The entire human experience seems to unveil itself like the surface of a new planet." JG Ballard, 2004"
Author: J.G. Ballard
17. "Forgery, being the weirdest form of creativity there is, like antiques, costs lives. Why is it that antiques demand sacrificial victims? Dunno, but if they don't get enough, forgery does. You want proof? Here it is: Once a faker's found out, he dies. Truly. It always happens."
Author: Jonathan Gash
18. "'Beauty Queen' is the weirdest, strangest, and most perfect play to do before 'Hedda Gabler', because there are so many similar issues for Maureen and Hedda. I had played leading ladies before but couldn't really hook into them. After 'An American Daughter' and 'Beauty Queen', I had all the ballast."
Author: Kate Burton
19. "Normal? What's that?""How you really look.""Can you take off all your clothes?"Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to take off all my clothes. It doesn't get much creepier. "Why on earth would I do that?""You asked me to be naked; I thought it was only fair."
Author: Kiersten White
20. "Ha! No! You are still and ocean virgin, and today you lose you virginity!''I have the weirdest girlfriend alive,' Scott muses, staring up at the sky."
Author: Kiersten White
21. "Doona worry, I'll take care of you." He grasped her hand in his. "You're going to be all right."Chloe's gaze drifted to Loa. "That a snake?"Loa said, "She keeps death away."Chloe blinked those big eyes up at him and whispered, "Wish that was the weirdest thing . . . I've heard tonight."
Author: Kresley Cole
22. "God doesn't like lesbians," Grandma Huberman hised, throwing the magazine in the trash.Jennifer knew what lesbian meant, and she knew she probably was one. But she couldn't understand why God would hold that against her or against Monica Mathers, who'd never started a war or killed anybody, and whose deadeye three-pointers were straight-up amazing. After all, hadn't God made both of them? But people were like that, she'd noticed. They'd invoke Godly privilege at the weirdest of times and for the most stupid reasons."
Author: Libba Bray
23. "It is our honor," Amelia said, and it was the weirdest thing-it sounded like she really meant it. People don't often say exactly what they really mean."
Author: Lili St. Crow
24. "Cartoonist was the weirdest name I finally let myself have. I would never say it. When I heard it I silently thought, what an awful word."
Author: Lynda Barry
25. "If we're in a bubble, it's the weirdest bubble I've ever seen, where everybody hates everything."
Author: Marc Andreessen
26. "The weirdest love stories are always the best"
Author: Margaret Mazzantini
27. "Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied."
Author: Martin Short
28. "Reading about myself on 'Perez Hilton' was kind of the weirdest thing ever."
Author: Melissa Benoist
29. "This must be the weirdest thing a football coach has ever seen: two quarterbacks making out."
Author: Miranda Kenneally
30. "At Cambridge, it was the weirdest culture. Everyone pretended they didn't do any work, yet it was so competitive."
Author: Naomie Harris
31. "Clearly Mr. Drkh has had a long career of being the weirdest person in any given room, but he's about to go down in flames."
Author: Neal Stephenson
32. "That's the weirdest thing about television for me is that you're getting feedback in the middle of the work."
Author: Noah Emmerich
33. "You ever have that happen where you meet someone and just--clash? We were like a gravel and cream sandwhich.""That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. I suppose you were the cream?" "Of course I was the cream. Sha."--Eve Rosser, The Drama Queen's Last Dance (Rachel Caine)"
Author: P.C. Cast
34. "Chaga is one of the weirdest mushrooms you may ever see. A fungal parasite found on birch trees, Chaga is a hardened, blackened, crusty formation that looks like a bursting tumor."
Author: Paul Stamets
35. "You are the weirdest girl ever.""Please. You live with Eve."
Author: Rachel Caine
36. "It had to be one of the weirdest things in the universe that Lissa had never come close to suspecting my feelings for Dimitri but that Adrian had figured it out."
Author: Richelle Mead
37. "After I do a big movie I get offered big movies. But I always do the weirdest indie."
Author: Robin Tunney
38. "Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head."
Author: Ryan Lochte
39. "These were always the weirdest trips for me, when it was midnight or even later, and we pulled up to a dark house, trying to be quiet. Like a robbery in reverse, creeping around to leave something rather than take it."
Author: Sarah Dessen
40. "I started off as a graffiti artist in the South Bronx. My tag name was 'Loco' because I would go crazy and tag anywhere I wanted, in the weirdest places."
Author: Swizz Beatz
41. "A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, "No. You don't get to call me that. My parents love me. I'm not some Adult Child of an Alcoholic that's going to take that shit."
Author: Tina Fey
42. "Kanye is the weirdest... He is the weirdest person I know other than me. I've told him that before."
Author: T Pain

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La filosofia sembra che si occupi solo della verità, ma forse dice solo fantasie, e la letteratura sembra che si occupi solo di fantasie, ma forse dice la verità."
Author: Antonio Tabucchi

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