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1. "Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee.  And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw.  It was so mad, it was pointing at her!"
Author: Harper Sloan
2. "I remember the second time I took Agatha out. I wanted to go to Dairy Queen, and she wanted to go to Burger King. In the end we settled for wieners and clams at Johnny Hermaphrodite's."
Author: Jarod Kintz
3. "Spirituality has always felt to me as private as sexuality. We don't go waving our wieners all over the place and we shouldn't wave our gods around either."
Author: Michael Ian Black
4. "Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton"."
Author: Tina Fey

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The hinterlands. Where the criminals and the carnivals and the concatenating counterfeiters of no morals to speak of make a home."
Author: Catherynne M. Valente

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