Wife And Husband Fight Quotes

1. "How'd you get the burn?"Ignoring him only got me a barrage of chatter."Yeah, how?"'Did something, or someone, do it?""You're bleeding.""It's her knee again.""She opened it up.""Did you fall?""You've got grass in your hair.""Were you in a fight?""How'd you get grass in your hair?""I think she was in a fight.""Leaves and some dirt, too. And...is that a feather?""You were in a fight with a bird?""Hey, how did you manage to knock Blake down?""She didn't knock me down! I caught her.""Hah! A little girl took you out.""Shut up or I'll take you out.""Her extreme velocity overcame Blake's superior mass.""I am superior.""How'd you get moving so fast?"I stopped abruptly and turned on them, arms gesturing wildly. "Shut up!"
Author: AandE Kirk

2. "Mon cher docteur! Do you not think I know the female mentality? The village gossip, it is based always, always on the relations of the sexes. If a man poisons his wife in order to travel to the North Pole or to enjoy the peace of a bachelor existence—it would not interest his fellow-villagers for a minute!"
Author: Agatha Christie

3. "A wife isn't beaten until drunk." – Proverb of one who finds that, between his bottle and her nagging, only one can pour forth endlessly."
Author: Bauvard

4. "He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed."
Author: Benjamin Franklin

5. "Mary was convinced that because of some sin she had unwittingly committed in her life, she was mated with the devil himself. She really believed this because her husband told her so. "I am the devil himself," he told her frequently."
Author: Betty Smith

6. "Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair."
Author: Brian Clough

7. "Stop it," spluttered Eustace, "go away. Put that thing away. It's not safe. Stop it, I say. I'll tell Caspian. I'll have you muzzled and tied up." "Why do you not draw your own sword, poltroon!" cheeped the Mouse. "Draw and fight or I'll beat you black and blue with the flat." "I haven't got one," said Eustace. "I'm a pacifist. I don't believe in fighting." "Do I understand," said Reepicheep, withdrawing his sword for a moment and speaking very sternly, "that you do not intend to give me satisfaction?"
Author: C.S. Lewis

8. "But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me."
Author: Dinah Sheridan

9. "Tonight I should like to thank all those who have shared my work and to acknowledge the debt that I owe to my wife whose encouragement to put research before all other things has been a great strength to me."
Author: George Porter

10. "He smiles and it isn't a smile of sadness.  It's one of acceptance.  And right then and there, I know without a doubt that I don't deserve this man, but I'll fight like hell to be worthy of the love he's offering."
Author: Harper Sloan

11. "The mission or ministry of backbiters is to bite you at the back. When they backbite you, move forward. If you turn back to talk back or fight them, you descend to their low class."
Author: Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

12. "He was going mad and knew it, andsomewhere deep inside a bit of sanity was screaming, struggling to fight offthe hopeless flood of black terror. It was very horrible to go mad and knowthat you were going mad -- to know that in a little minute you would be herephysically and yet all the real essence would be dead and drowned in theblack madness. For this was the Dark -- the Dark and the Cold and the Doom."
Author: Isaac Asimov

13. "My wish for both of you is that the biggest fight you have is over who is the most forgiving."
Author: Jamie McGuire

14. "The days that followed passed slowly. I lay in my hotel room and watched the kind of strange European TV that would probably make perfect sense if I understood the language, but because I didn't, the programs just seemed dreamlike and baffling. In one studio show a group of Scandinavian academics watched as one of them poured liquid plastic into a bucket of cold water. It solidified, they pulled it out, handed it around the circle, and, as far as I could tell, intellectualized on its random misshapenness. I phoned home but my wife didn't answer. It crossed my mind that she might be dead. I panicked. Then it turned out that she wasn't dead. She had just been at the shops."
Author: Jon Ronson

15. "It is hard to fight with one's heart's desires; whatever it wishes to get, it purchases at the cost of the soul."
Author: Lawrence Durrell

16. "I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it."
Author: Max Greenfield

17. "Playing the part of a charitable soul was only for those who were afraid of taking a stand in life. It is always far easier to have faith in your own goodness than to confront others and fight for your rights. It is always easier to hear an insult and not retaliate than have the courage to fight back against someone stronger than yourself; we can always say we're not hurt by the stones others throw at us, and it's only at night - when we're alone and our wife or our husband or our school friend is asleep - that we can silently grieve over our own cowardice."
Author: Paulo Coelho

18. "Seems to me-" Lee said, feeling for the words, "seems to me the place you fight cruelty is where you find it, and the place you give help is where you see it needed...."
Author: Philip Pullman

19. "Because that's life, you know? Good and bad. You can't have one without the other. The bad brings out the good in us, and the good can be corrupted by the bad. It's always a struggle—to fight for the good, so it tips the scale. - Jet Phoenix"
Author: Rachael Wade

20. "She had a hundred reasons: because Bear had carved a statue of her in the center of the topiary garden, because she could always make him laugh, because he'd let her return to the station, because he won at chess and lost at hockey, because he ran as fast as he could to polar bear births, because he had seal breath even as a human, because his hands were soft, because he was her Bear. "Because i want my husband back," Cassie said."
Author: Sarah Beth Durst

21. "My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would drop me off, drive six miles, park and wait for me."
Author: Sean Astin

22. "If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too."
Author: Simone Signoret

23. "I go out of my way to make sure you don't have any reason to feel jealous, but when you do get possessive, I like it. I want you to fight for me. I want you to care that much. I want you crazy about me. But possessiveness without trust is hell. If you don't trust me, we've got nothing."
Author: Sylvia Day

24. "In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it's fight or flight. With Tommy it's always fright and flight."
Author: Terry Murphy

25. "They say that men should look at the mother of the girl they intend to marry," Yvette said. "Girls who did what I did should consider the wife a man has discarded or worn out, and know thye are not going to do much better."
Author: V.S. Naipaul

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