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1. "Given that sin x = 1/4 and x is in Quadrant II, find the exact values of sin2 x and cos2 x WTF. He looked at this every day, and it was still like reading Chinese."
Author: Brigid Kemmerer
2. "Hunter stared back at him until Michael raised his eyebrows in a Dude, wtf? expression. Hunter shook himself. "Yeah. Sure."
Author: Brigid Kemmerer
3. "So…what are you up to?" she asked."I'm looking at a pretty girl."Huh? If this were texting, that would definitely earn a WTF reply. "Okaay…""She's blonde, wearing blue and standing with two friends. She's talking on her phone, probably to some unworthy jerk, but damn, I wish I were him."
Author: Cherrie Lynn
4. "FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters."
Author: Christopher Moore
5. "Dear Santa, WTF..."
Author: Darynda Jones
6. "My phone beeped. I took it from my handbag and sawa text message from Dixie.It read: that man is sizzling HOT HOT HOT!!!!truth! I texted back.omg! his accent! his body! im in lurvi noticed!hes a bilfwtf???boss id like 2 fuk! I snorted out loud with laughter.Heller flicked his cold eyes to me.I wrote: norty girl!ooh! does he like norty asian girls? Another involuntary snort from me."Ms Chalmers," he warned.gotta go. my new daddys strict, I texted.spankz for u 2nite!lolz! only if im lucky! c u soon xx- heller 1"
Author: J D Nixon
7. "Me: Need to shop for a dress. Stenn asked me to prom.The Momster: WTF!Me: Mom? What do you think WTF means?The Momster: Well That's Fantastic."
Author: J.J. Johnson
8. "WTF-asaurus?"
Author: Jandy Nelson
9. "There's a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC."
Author: Jarod Kintz
10. "PROS: things that make it look like I could be....5. K'Vruck poked at me mentally, then said, "Ah, there you are." (WTF????)"
Author: Karen Marie Moning
11. "Last Year Clare would have a lot to say to This Year Clare if she could have peeked into the future and seen me in Kendra Kiger's house. She'd probably slap me upside the head and say some variation of "Hey, Future Clare, wtf?"
Author: Kim Harrington
12. "OMG, I am so WTF over it, I'm LOL-ing"
Author: Stephani Hecht
13. "Half the time I have no idea what I'm doing. The other half, I'm trying to undo what I did when I didn't know what I was doing. That leaves, let's see now . . . one more half. That last half is divided into three halves, one for working, one for writing, and one for asking the mother of all rhetorical questions . . . WTF?"
Author: Suki Michelle
14. "WTF!" she says, throwing her hands in the air. "I didn't know this was a fucked-up relationship reunion."Olivia covers her eyes. "Don't judge me."Cammie smacks me on the butt and hugs Olivia. "I told you I'd come right away, you didn't have to call him.""I called him first," she says. "He makes me feel safer than you do." "It's his massive penis, isn't it? He could just smack Dobson with it and he'd-"
Author: Tarryn Fisher

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