Top Xbox Quotes

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Favorite Xbox Quotes

1. "How is it?" I ask as we stroll towards the dressing rooms. "Working at the playground. That must be fun.""Sure, they're just adorable," she says, "For the first five minutes. And then I want to wring their adorable little necks."I stop, shocked. "I always figured you loved kids.""Yeah, no." Kayla shakes her head emphatically. "One kid, I can do, even two-- just stick them in front of a Disney movie, let them play Xbox all night. But a herd of them?" She shudders."
Author: Abby McDonald
2. "I'm not sure if all Syrena have bulletproof endurance or if Galen is particularly blessed with it. Even now, as I lock the front dead bolt while Mark holds his car door open for me, Galen is blowing up my cell. I slide into the passenger seat of the pickup truck and try to organize my face into a convincing expression of relaxed, even though my insides are twisting faster than a whirlpool.I thought Galen had given up trying to talk to me. I mean, what else is there to say? He played me like an Xbox. A broom and dustpan couldn't clean up all the pieces of my heart he shattered. I've been so stupid. But not anymore."
Author: Anna Banks
3. "I have one good girlfriend and then most of my friends are guys. Which I love, because they're just like so easygoing and I love to play like Xbox and just chill out when I'm not working, so boys are probably the way to go for me."
Author: Ashley Benson
4. "I refuse to buy a PS3 or Xbox for my home for fear that it might ruin my life. I think I would cease to accomplish anything productive, would quickly dispense with all human contact, and would very well end up with a nasty case of arthritis in my over-used digits from constant gameplay."
Author: Beau Willimon
5. "Your past's a private matter, sweetheart. You just keep it locked up in xbox where it can't hurt anyone."
Author: Catherynne M. Valente
6. "I have seen games on Xbox 360 and HD TV and I'm amazed at how realistic the players look."
Author: Claudio Reyna
7. "I hear good things about Xbox Live from some of my younger teammates. I think it would be fun to be able to challenge fans all over the world. It would be cool to be able to play some of my friends back home in the States. I'm looking forward to trying it."
Author: Claudio Reyna
8. "I've done four other films since 'Submarine,' so that's quite cool. It's just good to have people respect your work; I've never had that before. Yeah, my life has changed crazy. I'm a kid from a small town in south Wales, I play my Xbox usually and all that sort of stuff, and it's a whole new world."
Author: Craig Roberts
9. "I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox."
Author: Dee Bradley Baker
10. "I am a geek dad, believe me. I've got my iPad with me; I've got my iPhone 4; I've got my Xbox. I love technology and I want to feel like I'm living in the future, and these devices help me feel that way."
Author: Dee Bradley Baker
11. "Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes."
Author: Dustin Diamond
12. "Given the huge number Xbox owners and how many of them love gaming spectatorship, it's a natural fit to bring the Twitch experience to the 360."
Author: Emmett Shear
13. "Dan, this is crazy!" Amy quavered. "You can't drive a boat!""Say's who? It's no different from Xbox!"Wham! The port-side rubber bumper at the launch's bow slammed into the end of an ancient cobblestone wharf. The small craft spun like a top, pitching Amy to the deck. Only an iron grip on the wheel saved Dan from a similar spill.He hung on for dear life. "Okay, scratch Xbox–think bumper cars! I rock at those! Remember the carnival?"
Author: Gordon Korman
14. "The Xbox 360 is the first console that I've ever worked with that actually has development tools that are better for games than what we've had on PC."
Author: John Carmack
15. "That boy could wear a banana leaf and a propeller beanie and look beautiful." "That how you like your boys, Kiz?" asked Cactus. "Oh yes. All my boys. I'll issue him a banana leaf and a propeller beanie at once and induct him into my boy-harem." Evie snorted. "Boy harem! Imagine - their little propellers all spinning as they fan you with palm fronds." "While they satisfy my every whim," added Cactus. Kizzy snorted. "Forget it. I don't lend out my boys." "Come on, no one likes a greedy slave owner." "My boys aren't slaves! They stay because they want to. I give them all the elk meat they can eat. And Xbox, you know, to keep their thumbs nice and agile."
Author: Laini Taylor
16. "I don't know; it just seemed like the cooler guys are playing Xbox. At least the ones I know."
Author: Liz Phair
17. "I play Xbox in my underwear."
Author: Mark Salling
18. "Ok kiddo, turn off the Xbox and lets get some grub.""Awww Mom!""Don't you awww Mom me. You need to eat a decent meal, mister. However will you rule the world if you're malnourished? People aren't going to follow a skinny guy with patchy hair and no teeth, buddy. It's just not DONE."
Author: Nicole Hamlett
19. "I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work."
Author: Paul Scheer
20. "You need a boyfriend." Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? But ealistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one. I go to an all- girls school, and meaning no disrespect to my sapphic sisters, but I have no interest in nding a romantic companion there. The rare boy creatures I do meet who aren't either related to me or who aren't gay are usually too at ached to their Xboxes to notice me, or their idea of how a teenage girl should look and act comes directly from the pages of Maxim magazine or from the tarty look of a video game character."
Author: Rachel Cohn
21. "From Xbox in the previous generation to Xbox One, it's fundamentally transformed."
Author: Satya Nadella
22. "Right now we're working on finishing up Pirates! for the Xbox, we're developing Civilization IV and we've got a couple other games in development that we'll tell you about soon."
Author: Sid Meier
23. "I don't travel anywhere without the PS3 and XBox. There's nothing better to do on long bus trips while on tour."
Author: Soulja Boy
24. "God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?"
Author: Stephen King
25. "All this home-computer gaming, Nintendo 64, PlayStation, now this Xbox thing, maybe I just want the boys to see what blowing aliens away was like in the olden days."
Author: Thomas Pynchon
26. "I play Xbox. I have a little boy to look after. I have dogs. You know, I have things to do. I would love to be able to sit down and watch something like a movie. I watch my own movies because I have to."
Author: Tom Hardy
27. "I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present."
Author: Uwe Boll

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