Your Crazy Friends Quotes

1. "COOL·NESS [KOOL-NIS] -nounCATCHING your mom gazing at the crazy crowd like she finally gets itWATCHING your dad head-banging like he's Finn's twin brotherLEARNING that your new friends Tash and Kallie are a thousand times more complicated than you realized, and loving them for itFEELING every one of your boyfriend's pounding drumbeats, and thinking it's the most romantic music ever writtenREALIZING you're completely unique . . . even in a crowd"
Author: Antony John

2. "Ask questions then talk over answers, shout loudly you love everyone, try and hug people, confide in them that you are a sheep, offer them the last grass in your pockets.Then watch with a smile as they pretend you aren't there, and whisper you must be crazy, because you want to make friends."
Author: Craig Stone

3. "Something EvilI said, "Ikstein stands outside the door for a long time before he knocks. Did you suspect that? Did you suspect that he stands there listening to what we say before he knocks?" She said, "Did you know you're crazy?" I said, "I'm not crazy. The expression on his face, when I open the door, is giddy and squirmy. As if he'd been doing something evil, like listening outside our door before he knocked." She said, "That's Ikstein's expression. Why do you invite him here? Leave the door open. He won't be able to listen to us. You won't make yourself crazy imagining it." I said, "Brilliant, but he isn't due for an hour and I won't sit here with the door open." She said, "I hate to listen to you talk this way. I won't be involved in your lunatic friendships." She opened the door. Ikstein stood there, giddy and squirmy."
Author: Leonard Michaels

4. "I hate it when she does that. There's nothing more humiliating than being smacked by your crazy mother in front of your friends."
Author: Susan Ee

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