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1. "Sophie nodded. "She's right. It's almost like they were…zombies." "Zombies?" I asked in disbelief. "I know how it sounds, but it's the truth," Brooke said. "We were attacked by zombified vamps and weres." She paused. "Okay…now that I've said it out loud, it does sound really stupid." "It's not like they were actual dead zombies, though," Seth explained. "More like, robots." Brooke rubbed her temples. "Now you're bringing robots into this? You think that will help our case?" "Yes," Seth growled. "Better than zombie vamps."
Author: Ada Adams
2. "Natural talent!" crowed Vincent, sweeping my sweaty self up into his arms and pacing across the room, holding me like a trophy. "Of course my girlfriend's got it. In truckloads! How else could she have slain a giant evil zombie, single-handedly saving my undead body?"
Author: Amy Plum
3. "I saw a picture of you and Vincent in a 1968 newspaper that said you died in a fire," I said, turning to Ambrose.He nodded at me with a little smile, urging me on."So how can you be here now?""Well, I'm glad we're starting with the easy questions," he said, stretching his powerful arms and then leaning toward me. "The answer would be ... because we're zombies!" and he let out a horrible groan, stretching his mouth open and baring his teeth as he curled his hands into claws. Seeing my terrified expression, Ambrose began cracking up and slapping his knee with his hand. "Just kidding," he cackled, and then, calming down, looked at me sedately. "But no, seriously. We're zombies.""We are not zombies!" said Charlotte, her voice rising with annoyance."
Author: Amy Plum
4. "Személy szerint bizarrnak találom a gondolatot, hogy a noknek „imádniuk" kellene a vásárlást – csaknem minden általam ismert no legszívesebben sírva fakadna, miután 45 percen át vonszolta magát üzletrol üzletre blúzt keresve, és fürgén veti magát a gines üvegre azon szomorú alkalmakkor, amikor farmert kell keresnie."
Author: Caitlin Moran
5. "Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown."
Author: Christopher Moore
6. "The toddler started making this whine/moan noise while pawing at Tabitha. I know as a woman I'm supposed to have this innate love of babies, but the truth is, they kind of remind me of zombies. They stumble around, arms out, moaning. And if they get a hold of you, they suck the energy out of you."
Author: Cindi Madsen
7. "Zombies are the walking dead, only it isn't their bodies that have died but their hearts, their souls. I know they exist because I have become one."
Author: Cindy C. Bennett
8. "Ive wanted to be with Lance Tanner since the sixth grade, but that was so not going to happen since he's a zombie now."
Author: Clover Donovan
9. "Mimicque—zombies—can only be killed with an iron or obsidian blade, so don't think you can just act like the wrestler El Santo in the 1970s film El Santo Versus the Mummies of Guanajuato. If a walking undead is after you, run. Let the experts take care of the zombies."
Author: David Bowles
10. "The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It represents the nagging doubt that lays deep in the heart of even the most zealous believer: behind all of your pretty songs and stained glass, this is what you really are. Shambling meat. Our true fear of the zombie was never that its bite would turn us into one of them. Our fear is that we are already zombies."
Author: David Wong
11. "Fine, but if and when the zombies team up with the mummies to take over the world, you can't live in my underground bunker."
Author: Emily Cale
12. "Apparently the town, a triumph of post-war socialist planning was a sewer, full of tattooed beasts and violent zombies, with vomit and blood frothing in the gutters. I couldn't wait to see it."
Author: Hanif Kureishi
13. "We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the break at half-past-nine not freaking out, you have to cram. I'm not sure that the picture of the wide-eyed zombie girl biting out the brains of senior douchebag James Page is part of Sam's homework, bit if it is, his physics teacher is awesome."
Author: Holly Black
14. "My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off."
Author: Isaac Marion
15. "Ali nocu, tek nocu, kad ozive i planu nebesa, otvara se, beskrajnost i silna snaga toga sveta u kom se ziv covek gubi i ne moze da se priseti ni sama sebe ni kuda je posao ni sta hoce ni sta treba da radi. Tu se samo zivi, istinski, vedro i dugo; tu nema reci koje tesko obavezuju za ceo zivot, ni smrtonosnih obecanja ni bezizlaznih polozaja, sa kratkim rokom koji neumoljivo tece i istice, a sa smrcu ili sramotom kao jedinim izlazom na kraju. Da, tu nije kao u dnevnom zivotu, gde ono sto je jednom receno ostaje neporecivo, a obecano neizbezno. Tu je sve slobodno, beskrajno, bezimeno i nemo."
Author: Ivo Andric
16. "So what were your favorite subjects in school?""School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. "Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls.""And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?""I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact.""Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready."
Author: Janette Rallison
17. "Zombies are familiar characters in philosophical thought experiments. They are like people in every way except they have no internal experience.... If there are enough zombies recruited into our world, I worry about the potential for a self-fulfilling prophecy. Maybe if people pretend they are not conscious or do not have free will - or that the cloud of online people is a person; if they pretend there is nothing special about the perspective of the individual - then perhaps we have the power to make it so. We might be able to collectively achieve antimagic. Humans are free. We can commmit suicide for the benefit of a Singularity. We can engineer our genes to better support an imaginary hive mind. We can make culture and journalism into second-rate activities and spend centuries remixing the detritus of the 1960s and other eras from before individual creativity went out of fashion. Or we can believe in ourselves. By chance, it might turn out we are real."
Author: Jaron Lanier
18. "Please, do you see the apocalypse? Because I'd give up on that happening until you do. And even then, it's negotiable.""I'm holding out for a hot zombie.""Yeah, or, like, the hot scientist who finds the cure.""Or the hot government agent who's assigned to protect you from the international terrorist who plans to wipe out the nation with the world's first zombie virus weapon of mass destruction.""Because you carry the zombie virus antidote in your blood.""Exactly.""It's a recessive trait."
Author: Jocelyn Davies
19. "Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers."
Author: Jonathan Maberry
20. "Tengo una teoría: la televisión no pertenece a la cultura sino a la neurología; estimula un enlace de neurocircuitos que te permite ver en estado de zombi, suspendiendo el juicio. Y no sólo eso, también los que están dentro de la pantalla se encuentran alterados; el efecto de las cámaras produce una especie de trance, como el aura luminosa que ven los afectados de jaquecas y que tantas veces se confundió con las apariciones religiosas."
Author: Juan Villoro
21. "Oh, sure. Let me just ask my geek brother to stop slaying zombie ninjas for a few hours so I can borrow the PC and catch up on my Victorian horror lit."
Author: Kelly Creagh
22. "We are already living in the zombie apocalypse, and no one notices."
Author: Kenneth G. Ortiz
23. "I have been advised to try to find one redeeming quality in him to focus on. So far, the only thing I can think of is that he is breathing. But even that is questionable, because he is very likely a zombie or some other form of the undead."
Author: Kristin Walker
24. "I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus."
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
25. "I stepped free of Isambard and shoved Michael in the chest. I caught him off guard. He tumbled to the dock, and rolled into the water with a splash. "I hope there are zombie sharks in there and they bite you and you die!" I screamed."
Author: Lia Habel
26. "So, despite the fact that my survival instinct was hollering like a drunk town crier, I started to accept that if I wanted to find out more about my father, I would have to go out and hobnob with the zombies."
Author: Lia Habel
27. "I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin."
Author: Lloyd Kaufman
28. "Humans walk like zombies, ignoring the suffering and pain that we inflict others including ourselves and all living beings, we are wounded, and we will continue to be wounded unless we live a compassionate life towards all living beings. It is time to wake of from this state of delusion!"
Author: LuzMaria Gómez Güémez
29. "Zombies will try to scale any surface no matter how unfeasable or even impossible. In all but the easiest situations, these attempts have met with failure. Even in the case of ladders, when simple hand-over-hand coordination is required, only one in four zombies will succeed."
Author: Max Brooks
30. "1. Organize before they rise!2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don't need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer.10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on."
Author: Max Brooks
31. "Zombies are apocalyptic in nature. They belong to a class of monster that doesn't just hunt humans, but seeks to obliterate that entire human race."
Author: Max Brooks
32. "Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night."
Author: Max Brooks
33. "However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies."
Author: Meg Cabot
34. "I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised it was a zombie movie! You know what I mean? There are certain rules, and those rules are things that you've seen many times."
Author: Michel Gondry
35. "Neither of them was wearing a face shield. That put grenades out until I could get them to move out of the blast radius, since aerosolized zombie will kill you just as sure as the clawing, biting kind."
Author: Mira Grant
36. "The latest literature says we're supposed to call them 'post-Kellis-Amberlee amplification manifestation syndrome humans', but fuck that ... They're zombies."
Author: Mira Grant
37. "That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the coolest thing you ever will do. Your entire existence has been moving toward one shining moment, George, and that was the moment when you thought, 'Hey, why don't I just go over the zombies?"
Author: Mira Grant
38. "They used to say, "A penny for your thoughts". I have heard that zombies will pay up to $5 a pound for your brains. Inflation even affects the dead!!!"
Author: Neil Leckman
39. "If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself, and neither of us could agree if that is true or not!!!"
Author: Neil Leckman
40. "Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories."
Author: Nicki Elson
41. "The zombies, after all, were pretty slow to appreciate someone other than themselves, and they had been schooled not to denigrate the different.--Mrs. Hollingsworth's Men"
Author: Padgett Powell
42. "Suddenly living in the Zombie apocalypse didn't feel like the seventh circle of hell It felt possible and full of potential"
Author: Rachel Higginson
43. "Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?"
Author: Richard Kadrey
44. "Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies."
Author: Sarah Rees Brennan
45. "Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb)Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi)I think I'm never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
46. "Oh yeah, this was bad. The kind of bad they made horror movies out of. In fact, he'd rather be naked in a zombie flick with no ammo or shelter, coated in brain matter and wearing a sign that said COME GET ME, than face what they were going to have to face now.' "Honey, let me give you a quick lesson. Just 'cause someone's a few centuries old and fanged, doesn't make them a Dark-Hunter." – Sundown"
Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
47. "Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria"
Author: Solange Nicole
48. "So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me."
Author: Steven Ramirez
49. "I like 'Futurama.' That's kind of the only thing that's my sci-fi thing, although I was big into zombies for a time."
Author: Tatiana Maslany
50. "Mindkettejüket szórakoztatták az élet ifjonti ügyetlenkedései, mindkettejüket elszomorította a múló idovel megérkezo bölcsesség."
Author: Vladimir Nabokov

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