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1. "Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now." ~ Rob Thurman
2. "You're the little spoon, aren't you?" ~ Rob Thurman
3. "What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads." ~ Rob Thurman
4. "Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath.'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?" ~ Rob Thurman
5. "I am your brother. I was supposed to be your brother before either of us was born. Karmic debt. It appears I was Vlad the Impaler or Genghis Khan in a past life." ~ Rob Thurman
6. "Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" andher shoe fetish, "The Three Little Pigs" with their violation of building codes, "Miss Muffet" and herwell-shaped tuffet—all forgotten or discounted. And maybe that's the way it has to be. To survive in theworld, you have to give up the fantasies, the make-believe. The only trouble is that it's not allmake-believe. Some parts of the fairy tales are all too real, all too true. There might not be a Red RidingHood, but there is a Big Bad Wolf. No Snow White, but definitely an Evil Queen. No obnoxiously cuteblond tots, but a child-eating witch… yeah. Oh yeah." ~ Rob Thurman
7. "He tried to turn me into a buffet?" I gritted my teeth. "Before he killed me? He couldn't kill me first and then eat me? That's just fucking rude." ~ Rob Thurman
8. "I raised another shot. "That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance." ~ Rob Thurman
9. "No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.Healthy food--the ultimate threat." ~ Rob Thurman
10. "They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too." ~ Rob Thurman
11. "Fall leaves are brilliant with gold and red. You can cup them in your hand and wonder at them, be amazed at their uniqueness and glory. But eventually they are gone, brown, crumbling, scattered on the wind. But the tree remains. The tree is what is important. The tree lives on. That was a difficult knowledge to bear, and an even more difficult life to live. Of course, being the leaf wasn't exactly desirable either." ~ Rob Thurman
12. "At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and the fungus in the bathroom was one day away from evolving into sentient life. I folded the note into an airplane and sailed it across the room. It ended up perched jauntily on top of the ancient television. It looked good there and I left it as a tribute to freedom-loving fungi everywhere." ~ Rob Thurman
13. "If there is no trust, there is nothing. Trust is all." ~ Rob Thurman
14. "All of his life had been about making sure I kept mine." ~ Rob Thurman
15. "Niko caught my hand and slapped it lightly down on the bar. "Pistol whipping elderly women isn't precisely our mission statement, Cal." I hadn't been going to pistol-whip her. Yell at her a little more, then pick her up and toss her out into the street. Some risk of a broken hip there, but that wasn't pistol-whipping… unless she tried to come back in." ~ Rob Thurman
16. "It is now. It is always now. Now is good. Now could be the best. My name is Catcher. My name was Catcher.My name...my name...I am...I am lost, I am found and then I am free and I am happy.When I jump over that edge, someone leaps with me, shoulder to shoulder. I smell kinship on him. Kinship is all. I'm not alone. Never alone.I land, earth below me, moon above. I am wolf. We are pack.And that is all I need." ~ Rob Thurman
17. "Every inner touch, every one of its fingerprints on my brain, burned like acid. It shredded the walls of my soul like tissue paper, it clawed its way into my very center, I couldn't tell anymore where it began and I ended. It poured into me like a river into the sea, mixing, melding, until we were one. One. For better or worse. Until death do us part." ~ Rob Thurman
18. "Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week." ~ Rob Thurman
19. "If I had a bad day, which, now that I ran my own life, was a helluva lot less than the old days, I sat on the floor with Houdini, placed a hand on his broad head, and soaked up endless doggy wonder. A full stomach, a well-chewed toy, a soft couch—through a dog's eyes, that was a true glory that couldn't be matched, the only heaven in existence. I missed the furball, missed him like crazy." ~ Rob Thurman
20. "Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher" ~ Rob Thurman
21. "Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either." ~ Rob Thurman
22. "I'd be a monster fighter who rode the bus. It didn't get any more bad-ass than that." ~ Rob Thurman
23. "People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died." ~ Rob Thurman
24. "Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can." ~ Rob Thurman
25. "Good Samaritans: Truth, justice and the American way–for them it wasn't only a comic book code; it was a way of life. it was admirable, courageous, and inconvenient as shit. -Stefan, CHIMERA" ~ Rob Thurman
26. "Wouldn't you leave a light on? Knowing what I knew and not knowing anything else at all, why would I want the darkness where the monsters hide?Because killers hide there too." ~ Rob Thurman
27. "Grocery lists I lost; my shit list was forever." ~ Rob Thurman
28. "He touched my little brother—I stopped his heart.It was a fair trade." ~ Rob Thurman
29. "Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some people's eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able to be as half Auphe. Occasionally he did lose his shit, attacked and ate deer while on road trips through the woods, created massive holes in between dimensions to shove through malevolently murderous pucks, and once in a while ripped out an Auphe's throat with his teeth. He also opened a gate or two to save his friends, blew up an antihealer from the inside out to save the world, cleaned his guns while watching porn, and generally was a smart-ass to everyone.Normal." ~ Rob Thurman
30. "...she'd also said more than once that I wasn't half as clever as I thought I was. Considering what I thought of myself, that still made me pretty damn clever." ~ Rob Thurman
31. "It's true. Goodfellow is monogamous. he's become a freak. A pervert. Depravity on the cloven hoof.""Or his balls fell off," suggested another puck who came to the bar. "Or his dick. Anyone who would hang out with Bacchus is bound to get a catastrophic genital rotting illness at some point." ~ Rob Thurman
32. "Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow." ~ Rob Thurman
33. "I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven." ~ Rob Thurman
34. "All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my life. She was who she said she was, and everything Sophia, my mother, the pathologically manipulative liar, had never been." ~ Rob Thurman
35. "As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it." ~ Rob Thurman
36. "The front door had been secure at some point in time, I suppose, but now it usually hung ajar by a few inches, the gap-toothed grin of a dirty old man." ~ Rob Thurman
37. "Spartacus," I called, "how's it hanging?" Probably not too well. Once you're dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled under the couch. Raisins didn't tend to...hang." ~ Rob Thurman
38. "And who died and made you boss?" But I knew a lost cause when I saw it and was already pulling my hair back with nimble fingers. Niko slapped a shoulder holster against my chest. "No one. Like all truly great dictators, I seized that power myself. Now finish up. We leave in five minutes." ~ Rob Thurman
39. "And he had it all over Octavian, let me tell you. Hung like a Pegasus, he was." ~ Rob Thurman
40. "Anyone with less intestinal fortitude, inhuman or not, would've been curled up on the floor sucking his thumb. I basked in the attention and took it as my due. I'd always known I was a star. Without me, the Auphe were nothing. I was the key, and the gate was a lock only I could open. At this moment I was, as I'd always suspected, God. Spreading my arms, I let my head fall back and closed my eyes, my streaming hair a silk touch on my shoulder blades. "Suffer the little children to come unto me." Opening my eyes, I smiled gently at the Auphe." ~ Rob Thurman
41. "She was more of a marble statue under a cascade of moonlight, smelling like flowers and ivy—the glory of a weeping graveyard angel." ~ Rob Thurman
42. "That's what I have you for," I grinned. "I'm just here to carry the heavy stuff. The union says thinking rolls me into overtime" ~ Rob Thurman
43. "The place was out in Jersey . . . Newark. And while that made living with yourself harder, it did make parking somewhat easier." ~ Rob Thurman
44. "I wonder if I brought my Silly-cat in…could you tell me what she's thinking?'‘I can tell you what she's thinking right now, no touching necessary,' I drawled. ‘She's thinking if she were three times her size, she would eat you.' …Every cat that was awake when I'd smoothed its fur with a bare hand thought that. Every cat I touched that was asleep dreamed that." ~ Rob Thurman

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