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1. "Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get." ~ Robert Orben
2. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." ~ Robert Orben
3. "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." ~ Robert Orben
4. "Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected." ~ Robert Orben
5. "A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in." ~ Robert Orben
6. "Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published." ~ Robert Orben
7. "Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals." ~ Robert Orben
8. "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards." ~ Robert Orben
9. "To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so." ~ Robert Orben
10. "Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator." ~ Robert Orben
11. "I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home." ~ Robert Orben
12. "Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?" ~ Robert Orben
13. "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." ~ Robert Orben
14. "Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!" ~ Robert Orben
15. "Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'" ~ Robert Orben
16. "Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price." ~ Robert Orben
17. "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all." ~ Robert Orben
18. "If you can laugh together, you can work together." ~ Robert Orben
19. "Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down." ~ Robert Orben
20. "Do your kids a favor - don't have any." ~ Robert Orben
21. "Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success." ~ Robert Orben
22. "More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments." ~ Robert Orben

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Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul."
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