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1. "Omally, as ever, slept the sleep of the just, which was quite unjust of him, considering he had no right to do it." ~ Robert Rankin
2. "This is not the way things are done in Boy's Own Adventure books. I recall no mentions of homosexual gang-rape and cannibalism" ~ Robert Rankin
3. "If there are no spots on a sugar cube then I've just put a dice in my tea." ~ Robert Rankin
4. "Jack, get a grip of yourself.'I have a grip of myself.' Jack took a grip of himself. It was a most intimate grip; not the kind of grip that you usually take of yourself in public." ~ Robert Rankin
5. "Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway." ~ Robert Rankin
6. "As real as,' said Eddie.'As real as what?' said Jack.'Wish I knew,' said Eddie. 'But I can't do corroborative nouns. None of us are perfect, are we? I can get started. As big as, as obscene as, as foul as. But I can't get any further. But that's life for you again. As unfair as..." ~ Robert Rankin
7. "Now, it's a fact well known to those who know it well that prophets of doom only attain popularity when they get the drinks in all around." ~ Robert Rankin
8. "Everyone misbehaves,' said Eddie. 'That's nature. Everyone gets away with as much as they can get away with. And the more they can get away with, the more they will." ~ Robert Rankin
9. "Oh dear,' said Eddie. 'We'd better hurry. Tinto, call me a cab.'All right,' said Tinto. 'You're a cab." ~ Robert Rankin
10. "It was joy, joy, happy joy.Happy, happy joy.A big fat smiley sun rose above the rooftops and beamed down its blessings onto the borough known as Brentford." ~ Robert Rankin
11. "Because I'm a special gatekeeper. I'm the head gatekeeper. Because, although, as you can see, I'm only a head, I'm also the gatekeeper. Which makes me the head gatekeeper. Which makes me very special, don't you agree?" ~ Robert Rankin
12. "Jack nodded. 'No,' he said.Was that a trick answer?" ~ Robert Rankin
13. "...And there's the Midnight Growlers, a philosophical movement dedicated to high spiritual ideals and the pursuit of truth and -'Beer,' said Tinto." ~ Robert Rankin
14. "The hill road wound upwards, as hill roads do, unless you're coming down them, of course." ~ Robert Rankin
15. "And yes. They did become very drunk, the three of them.And you're not supposed to be drunk when you get involved in matters such as this: Big Matters, Matters of an Apocalyptic Nature. You're supposed to be coldly sober. And you just can't be coldly sober when you're drunk." ~ Robert Rankin
16. "What is believed to be a fact is only a fact until another fact supersedes it. Science is only a fashion. Nothing more." ~ Robert Rankin
17. "- It's a small matter, but one which I think shouldn't be overlooked. - Oh Yes? And that is? - That is the simple matter that time travel is an impossibility, you craven buffoon! - Not with the latest miracle of modern horticulture...Gentlemen, please allow me to introduce you to THE TIME SPROUT !'Pleased to be here' said the vegetable in question." ~ Robert Rankin
18. "There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness.And smelliness and ghastliness.For they would eat a fellow up, as one might fish and chips" ~ Robert Rankin
19. "Her hair was simply red and her coat was deacon blue." ~ Robert Rankin

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Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done."
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